Chapter 1- Enough about the lives of the Otoshi-gami and his Baka-akuma, let's switch our focus with another Runaway Spirit Squad pair in Another District outside of Otoshi-gami's jurisdiction!

My name is Akihiro Chisaragi, I live by myself in an average Japanese suburban house in Aibi City, a city below the borders of Maijima and Narusawa, living a normal Otaku's lifestyle, though I'm not that much of an otaku, it's just a hobby/pastime. Anyway, the point was I was pretty normal by otaku .standards, and I was almost-not normal by 'normal' standards/

But that all changed on the day I was using my PFP while walking down the park.
'You have one new message!'
"Huh?" I muttered. I never get messages, unless it's from our class rep or somebody else...

Sent by: Dokorou Skull

'I heard you capture girls as a pastime, so do you want to accept this challenge?'
If you do, click reply.

What a familiar letter… I went to my PFP's storage where my anime was kept.
Kami Nomi zo Shiru Sekai-Episode 1
I watched it carefully from the part where Keima gets a letter from hell.

"Nah, this can't be real." This is probably some spam where the reply button will send me to an ero-site.
But how did they know I capture girls for a pastime?

Click!(Out of curiosity)… … "Nothing? What a piece of…!"

BANG!

"Thanks for accepting the letter!" said a voice.
In front of me was a blonde-haired tan-skinned girl wearing my school's girls uniform
"W-w-who are you?" I asked. "My name is Sylvia Lumiana Imperiane." She said. "Should I put a –chan on the end?" I asked jokingly, "BAKA!" she hit me with her hagoromo. "So the hagoromo was real?"
I asked Sylvia, "Say, does that Sensor on your hair go 'Dorodoro' when loose souls are nearby?"

A confused demon asked me "H-How did you know?!"
I showed her my tablet. "This is one of earth's finest anime, The-!" "World God Only Knows? I mean it's a good show but, do you have the manga?!" She said and asked me. Huh? I thought "You're an Otaku?"
"Huh? NOOOOO!" She screamed "BAKA! BAKA! SHINE!" I got hit multiple times with the raiment.
"Ow." I said "I'm going home. This is a waste of my time." As I walked back to my house Sylvia was following me. "What do you want?" I asked her. "I'm going home with you." "Huh?"
"W-What do you mean?" I asked

"I'm your twin"

…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

(At Akihiro's house)

"I'm home…" I said.

When we finally arrived at my room, I asked Sylvia the important question.
"What's your blood type?"
"What?" Sylvia was confused at the question.
"I think it was O-type…"
"DAMN YOU WORLD!"
My blood type was O, hers was O, not even a medical test could rid me of her!
"Anyway, where are you sleeping? It would be very suspicious that you don't have your own room." I asked her "I'm sleeping here, in your room"
"So sleep then, I'll go watch some anime first." I said. For someone who got forced into this situation I'm actually pretty calm.
After re-watching the entire anime I'm still confused whether I'm supposed to fill up gaps in the heart with love. If I could have chosen an anime to become real, it wouldn't have been this one.
I sat down on the bed. "Should I sleep on the floor?" I said to myself, If Sylvia's sleeping on the bed where should I… My thoughts got interrupted by Sylvia pulling me down.
"Wha-wha-what?!"
"Onii-chan…" she seemed to be muttering
"What are you doing?" I slapped her hand away.
"W-What?! Huh?" She woke up.

SMACK!
Her Hagoromo smacked me towards the wall.
"BAKA! BAKA ANIKI! What were you doing to me?!" she said.
"You are not related to me." I stated.

"So you were planning to… HENTAI!" Tsundere types just love to jump to conclusions don't they?
"You were pulling me down while saying '~Onii-chan~'!"
"KYAH! DIE! DIE! DIE!"
And that is how I got knocked out by a demon.

A/N: I noticed people tend to screw the entire story because of a horrible first chapter. but still, as of May 8, I am working on more chapters. Please bear with the crappy first chapter.

EDIT: After five months I now have tied up that loose end with absolutely ZERO percent plot/character development: Akihiro's mom. I mean, she's absolutely just an undescribed shadow in the first chapter and briefly mentioned in the second chapter and just simply vanishes. Phew. Am I glad to have done that? Maybe not. But still, having his mom there will just hinder plot development.