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Tony Stark. Nineteen year old genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Also Orphan, Ironman, and bored. So he made Ironman. He's saved the world three times and still won't be accepted as an Avenger because he's nineteen. Bullshit.

The Avengers just got back from another mission. Tired, Cranky, and Smelly. They all take showers and naps and that's solved but they need a break. They've run like this for three months. So Fury gives them a much-needed vacation. Fury says the Fantastic Four will watch out for anything but truly their also going to be relaxing. They'll watch but their honestly not in the mood. Thor went back to his home planet to visit family while the other Avengers are going together as a team.

"Okay team where should we go? This is also going to be a team building exercise so we need to all agree on somewhere." Steve says while pulling out travel brochures.

"I think we should go to Hawaii."

"No Clint we've already been there remember the mission two years ago."

"I think we should go to Africa."

"But Bruce come on back me up! HAWAII! HAWAII! HAWAII! HAWAII!" Clint said while banging

his fist against the table to give his mantra a beat.

"CLINT." Natasha screamed while sending daggers with her dangerous eyes.

"So have you guys decided because I really don't care where you choose as long as I can relax." Steve said while his gut was telling him to stay home he knew the Fantastic Four would deal with anything that would threaten their vacation.

"Clint just let Bruce decide before I put a bullet in your kneecap!"

"Fine."

"Um okay I guess we're going to Africa."

"Okay I have to go call Fury so he can get the tickets and passports ready." He said while walking to his room with his gut still churning.

45 minutes later...

"Africa here we come." Clint said while practically jumping with joy.

One Week Later in Africa...

"Hey guys come here NOW." Clint says practically screams through their rented house.

They all run in and nobody talks once they see the news headline:

FANTASTIC 4 DOWN TWO MEMBERS IS THIS THE END?

The whole team watches in fear and they now their way to far away to help so they wait.

Then the news broadcaster gets excited and said " Oh wait what is that? Oh my is that? Yes it's Ironman! The world may still have hope!"

The whole teams mouth fly open when they see the coverage of how fast and dangerous Tony is. Then they see the nuke flying right towards Manhattan and almost turn the TV off. Just then Tony grabs the nuke and flies up with it.

"OH GOD NO." Steve says with his hand clenching a pillow knuckles turning white.

"HE'S TOO YOUNG TO DIE. COME ON TONY DON'T DO IT DON'T." Bruce says with his whole body flashing green.

Natasha and Clint are silent with their mouths open in horror.

Then the portal looks like its closed and he's gone when he drops out of it and flies down. Except the Avengers realize he's not flying but falling and you can hear the audible gasp. Then the thing comes in with his helicopter and reaches out to grab Tony while flying the plane. He gets Tony then flies down to reach the rest of his team. He lays Tony down and then his team feels for a pulse. The Avengers can see his Arc reactor isn't blue. The Avengers all look horrified and then suddenly Tony bolts upright and the news reporter jumps around happily. Tony stands up with help and then some civilians come out and thank him. The Avengers watch in confusion, happiness, and regret. They should've gotten Tony while they had the chance.