The Punky Couple

Main Pairing: ButtercupxBerserk

Other Pairings: BlossomxBerserk, BubblesxBrat, ButtercupxBrute, BubblesxBrute BlossomxBrat; Mentioned: BlossomxButch, ButtercupxBrick, BubblesxBoomer

Warning: Language, nudity, sexual references, Yuri, lemon


Chapter one: Gossip from a Brat

"This looks like the place. It's amazing!" Bubbles exclaimed, looking around the hotel that had twelve people inside, aside from six girls that were all at the age of nineteen. The Powerpuff Girls, and their mirror counterparts, the Powerpunk Girls were on a vacation from collage after the assignments and projects they have worked really hard on. More likely the hard work Blossom alone took serious. Bubbles was so excited with the vacation, the most excited of the group to be exact. "The sky light looks so pretty! The pillars are very smooth and has a Greek feel to it, the tile floor has some nice black diamonds blending in to the white ones, the furniture is ver delicate."

Buttercup was the least excited. What she'd rather do is spend time with the Rowdyruff Boys, the only boys who had become closest things she has had to brothers. "Bubbles, we don't care much about architecture! And I'd rather be blackmailed than be here!"

Brute breathed in and puffed out air upward as she said "You and me both, Butterscotch."

Buttercup choose to ignore the nickname Brute called her. "I just want to know if there are any cute guys around here..." Brat said with hands clasped up to her face, fluttering her eyes at the air and a dreaming smile. "I'm so looking forward to picking one and dating him for the rest of my life..."

Berserk rolled her eyes. "Stupid blond! Boys are all you can think about, isn't it?"

Brat became furious with Berserk for ruining her dreamland experience. "Well excuse me for not being a lesbian like you and Brute, Berserk!"

Berserk snarled at Brat. "Me, Berserk Platonium, your eldest sister, a lesbian?! What gave you that idea?"

Brat turned and waved a hand in the air. "Oh nothing, except for the fact that you always stare at Blossom's ass everytime you get the chance."

Bresker blushed furiously with embarrassment as she denied "I so do not do that! I only do that to Brick!"

Brat made an evil smile. "That's not what you said in your wet dreams...!" Brat then held a forearm up to her forehead in a dramatic pose and said with a pleasure sounding voice "Oh Blossom...! Suck my toes, all of them... Let me trail kisses all over your smooth curvy back... Rub my vagina with your vagina... Oh god yes...!"

With burning rage, Berserk leaped at Brat suddenly and started strangling her. "SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP! SHUT UP DAMN IT! I AM NOT GOING FUCKING LESBIAN FOR BLOSSOM!"

Blossom was blushing of what conversation went on with Bresker and Brat. The Powerpunks hadn't been as violent when they last met. At least to other people aside from each other. When they met again, they were expecting a fight, but instead they told them that they were sick of their father and wish to live in Townsville. As time passed, the Powerpuffs became friends with the Powerpunks just like they did with the Rowdyruffs.

Blossom had secretly liked Butch, the green Rowdyruff Boy after their truce, and when she admitted her feelings, they became a couple. However, the idea of Berserk, the redhead tomboy having feelings for her had gotten her a bit curious, of course she wasn't sure of being bisexual.

Buttercup pulled Berserk by the arms away. "Let go, Buttercup! I'm going to choke my blue slut of a sister so that she won't speak anymore!"

Buttercup continued pulling her, keeping her from going nuts. "Calm down, Berserk! And I thought I'm short tempered!"

Brat rubbed her neck and took a good look at Buttercup holding Breaker. "Oh wait, now I remember...!" The blue Powerpunk said with a palm under her chin and a nasty smirk. "It was Buttercup you were moaning in your sleep."

This time, Breker was frozen stiff and blushed even redder. Buttercup was frozen as well. She immediately pulled her arms away blushing. "Wh-what makes you think that I like Buttercup, huh?" Bresker questioned.

Brat held a hand out and explained "Well for one thing, you'er both tomboys, you'er both easily angered, Brute is no longer gross and less of a tomboy, plus red and green are a perfect match."

Blossom scratched her head with a raised eyebrow and said "I thought you were going to say some information that evident Berserk being a homosexual."

Brat fanned her hand at Blossom calmly with a smile saying in a playful prissy voice "I was getting to that, my dear Blossom. I could tell that Berserk likes Buttercup with the way she would choose to team up with Buttercup in every sports activity, and the fact that her locker is next to Buttercups and gets to look over and admire her figure whenever she undresses, and I think Buttercup did the same once." That part caused Berserk and Buttercup to flush. "And the way Berserk would be smiling every time Buttercup sat next to her in class. And I think Buttercup was constantly glancing over at Berserk during lunch period."

Having about enough, Buttercup said to Berserk "On second thought, let's make sure her vocal box is damaged permanently!"

"Be my guest!" Said Berserk as they both charged at Brat, who quickly flew up and started flying away from the red and green beam.

Blossom felt a bit relieved of Berserk not being interested in her, but she was now being skeptical of the possible relationship between Berserk and her younger sister Buttercup.

Bubbles then said aloud from her thoughts "When did we talk about Berserk's sexuality?"

"When Berserk insulted her for only thinking about boys." Blossom reminded.

"Oh, yeah...! I just can't believe how every subject gets changed when given the chance." Bubbles thought aloud. "And she does that to get back at people for making her look like a fool."

"At least in front of guys, who she wants to satisfy her lust with different guys, which of course she never gets the chance to."

"Because every time she flirts with a guy, her sisters or us come along and say something like 'again with dating guys?' Or 'oh, ten guys in a row, must be a new record!'" Bubbles says, reciting the mocking quotes. "And the guys either laugh at her or feel nervous about dating her and leave."

Blossom closed her eyes with her palms on her hips. "Well, it's not our fault that she's a whore of whores!"

Bubbles couldn't help but giggle. She then made a wondering expression with the smile gone. "But do you think it's true of what she said?"

Blossom looked at Bubbles in confusion and asked "About what?"

"About Berserk having feelings for Buttercup. And is Buttercup even aware of it?"

Brute then approached the two sisters and exclaimed "Ahem, excuse me?" Blossom and Bubbles turned their attention to the goth girl. "I'd hate to break the conversation, but shouldn't we stop the chase before they hurt somebody, or whatever?"

Brute has changed a lot more than her sisters over the years. She even feels like she's the only mature sister. She may be as tough as Buttercup, except she's not much of a tomboy like she was back then. She was now more of a glamor goth whose violent nature has toned down and has become more calm. She still acts rough when she needs to be, but she'd rather hang out with other gothic people.

Blossom and Bubbles looked up at the red and green beams chasing the blue one around in the air As Blossom said "I guess you're right, we should stop it now." They flew up to where the chase took place and Blossom caught Brat by the collar. "That's enough!"

Berserk and Buttercup stopped dead in their tracks from Blossom's order. "Spoiled sport...!" Brat mumbled with her arms crossed and her lips in a pouty position.

"We're here on vacation, we didn't come all this way to ruin it over petty things!" Blossom reminded.

"At least let us pound the twerp for calling us fags!" Berserk demanded with a fist pounding her palm.

Buttercup narrowed her eyes at Berserk and said "I thought fag is a term for trolls on games."

Berserk narrowed her eyes at Buttercup with annoyance. "You know what I mean...! She called both of us lesbians!"

That's when they overheard some guys below them talking a out the Puffs and Punks. "The Powerpuff Girls and Powerpunk Grils are here at this hotel!" One guy said as quiet as possible.

The other guy laughed and said "No way! You mean the six most hottest babes in Townsville? I heard that Bubbles and Brat are single still!"

"Yeah! I actual got to date Brat! Can't wait together in touch with Bubbles. Too bad Blossom was taken by a Rowdyruff Boy!"

"You mean Brick's dating her?"

"Nope! It's actually Butch!"

"WHA?! The green Ruff is dating Blossom?!"

"Worse than that, man... He's going to propose to her! I heard him say 'Blossom is going to be the happiest woman in history!'"

Blossom blushed full red and her heart began to race. Butch is planing to propose to her as soon as she got back. Bubbles did her best to contain her fangirl side of her from hearing the news. "Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod! How romantic is that?"

Blossom smiled and wanted to cry tears of joy. 'Oh Butch. I was right to trust you. I love you.'

The other guys continued talking about the girls they want to date. "How about Brute? She is one hot goth!"

"No kidding! She is just gorgeous! Plus, she's single, which is even more awesome!"

Bubbles then said to Brute "Isn't that sweet, Brute? They admire how beautiful you are!"

Brute blushed with widened eyes of surprise. She then closed them with her arms crossed and her chin up in a scolding sassy manner. "And you think that is suppose to flatter me? I think not! It'll take more than flattery to woe this lady." Brute said, looking at her dark green polished nails.

"What about Buttercup and Berserk?" One of them asked.

"You mean those two tomboys? That is a challenge right there!"

Buttercup and Berserk made mad glares at them. "And what does he mean by that?" Berserk asked.

"What? You mean those bitches are actually as tsundere as we thought?"

"Actually..." The second guy looked around to see if no one was listening, failing to notice the girls above them. He leans in closer to his friend. "I've heard rumors that they're both lesbians..."

"No way, seriously? Dude it would be hot like hell to see them make out! Even if they each are counterparts of one of their sisters."

Buttercup and Berserk felt very peeved and angered of hearing them calling them homosexuals and being into each other. "Brat... I know that she has something to do with this...!" Berserk said with venom in her voice.

"I've even heard rumors that they once took a shower together...!"

That comment made both tomboys so angered that they slammed their feet to the floor, causing a gust to blow many people and furniture in different direction. The two guys, who were underneath tipped over furniture groaning in minor pain.

"Aw dude... What happened? It felt like a fucking hurricane came in here...!" One of them asked.

Berserk and Buttercup then each grabbed one of the guys by the collar and brought them up to their furious faces. "Hey perverts! What gives you the right to think of any girl as a homo!"

The two guys became scared and quiver in fear. "How would you like it if we forced you guys to suck each other's dicks?!"

The guys became repulsed with fear. "N-no! P-p-please! Anything bu-but that!"

"O-Our lips are sealed! We'll never t-talk about you girls again! Honest!"

Berserk was holding the guy who talked about her and Buttercup being lesbians and said "If it turns out that Brat has had you spreading this rumor through the school, then you shall be the first to die if you talk about us again!"

"H-h-hey! It-it's not our f-f-fault tha-that the r-rumor was sp-sp-sp-spread! Wh-what do you want us to d-do a out it?"

Berserk stared daggers as she said "Buttercup, let's put them down!"

Buttercup looked at Berserk with a confused expression and asked "Huh? Why? These shitheads shouldn't be..."

"Just do it!" Berserk let the guy she held down.

Buttercup rolled her eyes and said "Alright, alright!" Once Buttercup put her victim down, she suddenly felt a pair of lips press against her's aggressively. Here eyes widened in surprise, seeing that Berserk was kissing her on the lips. The two guys dropped their jaws in awe and so did the two Puffs and Punks.

Buttercup then felt relaxed as she slowly closed her eyes and kissed the red Punk back. The kiss lasted for twenty seconds before they pulled away with a small smooch noise, looking at each other's eyes. Berserk then turned to the guys with intimidation and approached them saying "Now that you two are witnesses, spread the word so that the fucking rumors will go to rest! Got it?!" They nodded their heads in fear as a response. "Then get out of our sight!"

They did so and ran away from them. Berserk and and Buttercup's sisters then came down as Blossom, who had a raised eyebrow up sternly, Bubbles had a fist to her mouth, still in shock, Brute just raised an eyebrow, while Brat was standing there awkwardly. Berserk just went for her bag and picked it up. Let's go get some rooms going!"

Blossom grabbed Berserk by the shoulders and said "I'll go take care of that, you girls wait here until I get back." Blossom went to the counter while the others sat down on the seats and chairs, after of course flipping them back up.

Bubbles was busy talking to Brute and Brat about stuff, which Brute doesn't usual do but decided to talk for the heck of it. Berserk and Buttercup however were silent in an awkward way, especially sitting close to each other away from their sisters.

Buttercup's finger tips felt her lips, thinking about how Berserk kissing her felt. Her lips here surprisingly smooth and tasted like cherry. 'She hasn't done that with me since fifth grade.'

Berserk was thinking about what she just did. When she kissed Buttercup and she kissed back, she felt like her heart was desperately breaking for an escape from it's cage. 'That kiss brought back such a good memory.'

Buttercup leaned a bit to Berserk and said softly with a blush and a small smile "That was... An awesome kiss, red."

Berserk blushed red as she twiddled her index fingers and said "You know it wasn't our first kiss."

Buttercup adjusted her sitting position as she said "Yeah, I could never forget what we shared when we were ten."

Before the green Puff and red Punk would go down memory lane, they heard Blossom call for them. "Okay girls, I've got three rooms for each of us to have! Me and Berserk will take this room," Blossom holds up a key with room 201 on it to show it. "Bubbles and Brat will have this key." She hands the key 202 to Brat. "And the last one's for Buttercup and Brute." She throws the key to Buttercup who catches it with no problem.

It was plain to see that Blossom was going to scold Berserk about the kiss, and the redhead tomboy knows that it's not going to be pretty. Buttercup was a little bummed out that she doesn't get a room with Berserk, but at least it was better than sharing it with Brat. Bubbles was glad to be able to share with Brat. Brat was a little glad with who she's staying with. Brute didn't really care much of who she's being roommates with as long as it was Buttercup, who doesn't annoy her with much of anything.

They went to an elevator, which got a bit cramped due to the elevator only able to hold over about four adults. The Puffs and Punks groaned and complained in annoyance as Blossom presses the button for the third floor making the doors close.

"Hey, watch the foot!" Berserk said irritated.

"Your squishing me!" Bubbles whined.

"Whose knee is touching my crotch right now?!" Brute said in a low mad tone.

"Somebody get her hand off of my ass!" Buttercup demanded furiously. "Oh wait, that's me."

"Bubbles, your hands are squeezing my tits!" Brat pointed out.

"Oh! Sorry."

"Now someone is kicking my leg!" Berserk complained.

"Hello, I need air too!" Brute commented angrily.

"Alright! Ow! Who is pulling my hair?" Blossom demanded.

"Now somebody's touching my tummy!" Brat said in an uncomfortable voice.

"Sorry, it was me again." Bubbles confessed.

Berserk turned to try and feel comfortable, only to be facing Buttercup with their breasts pressing against each other, which caused them to blush in discomfort and embarrassment.

When they got to the floor, the doors opened and the girls all got out, falling to the floor. "Ugh! Thank god, finally!" Buttercup exclaimed.

"Why couldn't we have just blasted through the ceiling?" Berserk asked in irritation.

Blossom glared at Berserk and said sarcastically "Oh yeah! Great idea! Let's blast through the roof so that we will have to pay for it once we leave!"

Berserk narrowed her eyes and said "Point taken. I guess."

They got up and looked for the rooms they got. "This is just so exciting! Once we settle in, let's go shopping for souvenirs and cloths! Then after that, I want to see the sights around the city! Then we should head for the beach! I've got a new cute swimsuit I want to show! What about you, Brute?"

Brute only ran a hand through her spiky hair and said in a gloomy tone "To tell you the truth, I'm just going to stay under the shade as much as possible."

"You're so pale and boring! But that's something I would expect from a sister of mine." Brat said with a smile and a lazy attitude.

Brute pinched her baby sister on the shoulder, making her cringe. "At least I don't act like some prissy and lazy teenage girl like you, Brat!"

"Owie, owie, owie! Okay, I get it! Your hurting my pretty skin...!" Brat whined.

Blossom rolled her eyes from the bickering. "Well, I want to go scuba diving to see marine animals."

Buttercup sighed and said "My typical eggheaded big sister. Can't go anywhere without talking about studying random stuff."

"Maybe there's a massage where they have strong guys rub their manly fingers Posen your tight muscles..." Brat said with a sigh. "And maybe there is a private spot where Berserk and Buttercup can make out in the moonlight. And maybe have..."

Berserk then pulled Brat's pigtails and threatened "I thought we've already discussed this, you little bitch! Now let me give you a warning! If you dare mock me like that again, I'm going to rape you! I swear to god I will rape you!"

"That goes for me too, you little slut!" Buttercup added, holding a fist up to Brat's face. "Having the whole school think we're in love is bad enough, but if you so much as tell anyone around here about it, wether it's a guest, an employee, a resident, or a tourist, we will personally tear your throat open and piss inside it, got it?!"

Brat looked at the fist with a face that read 'is that supposed to scare me?'

"I think she understands." Berserk said, letting go.

Buttercup lowered her fist and said "Humph! She'd better!"

When they got to their rooms, they each unlocked the doors and walked right in, closing the doors behind them. To Berserk, it was time to hear what Blossom is going to do to her about the kiss.


Note: If this was rushed or too short in any way, tell me in your reviews. I've got some other stories to work on, so don't rush me.