Title: Get Back to Middle Earth
Author: Nissa
Warnings: G
Summary: A silly song parody of the original Beatles song. I wrote it for a contest that I was entering and figured I'd share it with all of you. If it makes even one person laugh then I've done my job :-)
Feedback: Yes please! Either e-mail me at secondstar1@hotmail.com or post your reviews right here.
Disclaimer: All Lord of the Rings stuff belongs to Tolkien. The original "Get Back" song belongs to The Beatles. And I am not claiming any responsibility if this should happen to get stuck in your head.
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Get Back to Middle Earth
(Get Back by The Beatles)

Strider was a man who traveled as a loner
But he knew it wouldn't last.
Strider found four hobbits at the Prancing Pony,
Left for Rivendell at last.
Get back, get back.
Get back to the Elf you love.
Get back, get back.
Get back to the Elf you love.
Get back Strider. Go home.
Get back, get back.
Back to claim your lost throne.
Get back, get back.
Back to claim your lost throne.
Get back King.

Little hobbit Frodo bore the magic ring,
Hiding it from dark Sauron.
Ringwraiths at the ford tried to capture him,
But he fled and yelled at them
Get back, get back.
Get back to Mordor, evil scum.
Get back, get back.
Get back to Mordor, evil scum.
Get back you Nazgul! Go home.
Get back, get back.
Get back to Mordor, evil scum.
Get back, get back.
Get back to Mordor, evil scum.

Get back lil' Frodo
Friend Sam's waiting for you,
Pippin and Merry too.
The Fellowship won't fail you.
Get on back Frodo.
Get back, get back.
Get back to your friends real soon.
Get back, get back.
Get back to your friends real soon.