Spoot: Get ready for this one!
Ed: I'm ready!
Baby, Baby Eye was born to kill
A heart beat.
Ed looked down at his hands, they were covered in blood.
Heart beat.
He wiped at his face, his eyes wide, and sweat dripped out of every pore.
Heart beat.
A scream, then the sounds of a baby's cry.
Silence.
Ed looked up at Winry, he was not really amused. "I'm not getting out there! Its raining..." He said. Winry stuck out her bottom lip, then rubbed her belly. Ed kept his eyes on her. "No." He said simply. "If you do...I'll let you do that thing..." She said. He looked her up and down, stopping at her eyes. "really?" He asked, and she nodded. "And you wont change your mind?" He asked. She nodded. "Please Ed, I want...no, the baby wants some celery!" Ed sighed, and got up off the sopha.
He was grumbling to himself as he shuffled thorough the crowd. He was at the market, mid day, in mucky weather. People were crowded around the veggie stand, of all things. Who in their right mind would want veggies? Or were they all here because their wives were pregnant too, and demanding celery! seemed legit, what with all the men here on this day.
Ed kicked open the door of their quiet little country home, to see Ling sitting at the kitchen table with Winry. "I came for the food." He said, when he saw how confused Ed was. His expression turned to hatred. "Get out of my house!" He snapped. Ling laughed. Ed put the sac down on the counter, and looked over at Winry. "I got what you wanted..." HE began to dig in the bag. "chocolate syrup, and anchovies?" She asked.
Ed's jaw dropped, and he turned to his wife. "WHAAAT!" He snapped. Winry looked confused. "Yeah, I thought...Oh, no, I remember now, I told you celery...I changed my mind!" She said. She stood up and walked over to the fridge. Ed began to approach her, and she squeaked, and began to rub her belly. "No, no!" She said. Ed sighed, and lowered his hands, and his head. He reached over and grabbed his keys. "I'll be back..."
Ed couldn't sleep. Winry snored like a pig being smothered. and she kept kicking him. He loved her, but he was sure if he didnt get up...he would kill her tonight. It was odd, this never really bothered him before. He got up, and went to get out of bed, when she grabbed on to him. "Ed..." She whispered. He looked back at her, she had fear in her eyes. "I'm here, I just needed...to...Winry, did you use the bathroom in the bed..."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE CANT MAKE IT!" Shouted Ed. He was on the phone with Mustang. It was clear that this night was a disaster. The weather was preventing a doctor from making it to their home, at such a late hour. Ed Slammed the phone back in its place, and turned to see Winry standing in the door way. Ed's eyes went wide. When he had last left his wife, she was fine...now...her lower area was covered in blood. "GO LAY DOWN!" He shouted. She was shaking, and nearly hit the floor. Ed rushed to her, catching her before she hit the floor.
She shreaked. Her feet were propped up on his shoulders, and she was pushing as hard as she could. Ed was trying to keep her calm as he struggled to decipher what was going on down there. The baby looked as though it was coming out...but... shouldn't it have been head first? She shreaked again, and tears fell. She looked up at him. "D...dont...cry!" She said, reaching out and wiping the tears from her husbands face.
"ok, I'm gunna try something else! please, just keep looking at me, just stay with me...PLEASE!" He shouted. She nodded, but she looked sick, and tired. He put his hands down there, and looked up at her.
"One"
She nodded.
"Two..."
She bit her lip.
"Three!"
She threw her head back and shreaked. He had shoved his hands inside of her, and he began to yank the baby from her body. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD! STOP!" He shook his head. "Almost got it! we're almost there, please just...just stay with me!" He looked up at her for a swift moment, she looked sick. He looked back down at the mess.
A heart beat.
Ed looked down at his hands, they were covered in blood.
Heart beat.
He wiped at his face, his eyes wide, and sweat dripped out of every pore.
Heart beat.
A scream, then the sounds of a baby's cry.
Silence.
Ed clapped his hands together.
A baby cries.
In a flash of lightning, he slammed his hands down on the ground. "BRING HER BACK!"
Heart beat.
Winry opens her eyes.
Spoot: The end
Ed: What will you do now?
Spoot: That all depends on 3 reviews!