This fic is a out of proportion so don't go flaming me saying that its stupid.

Van: its been so long since since I destroyed the deathsaurer. I guess it's about time we take a holiday to the beach.
Irvine: good idea Van!
Moonbay: Come to think of it we could take a break.
Fiona: and we could use the excercise
Van: Is thomas coming?
Irvine: Nah! He had some important work to catch up on *he says sarcastically*.
Van: Alright, then it's agreed, we'll get ready then we'll head towards the beach.
Fiona: K.
*everybody heads there own way to get ready*
*5 o'clock pm*
*only Van has arrived*
Van: what's taking them so long?
*the other arrive in a red sports convertable*
Van: ^_~ it took you guys long enough.
Fiona: I know! raven lent his sport car.
Van: since when does raven have a sports car.
Fiona: i don't know i think its whenhe got a loan from the bank.
Van: Whatever I don't care, lets just get in the car and go before the suns sets.
*everybody gets in the car Van and Irvine sit in the back while Moonbay drives and fiona sits next to her*
Van: hey moonbay, isn't it a little strange how we guys always sit in the back.
Moonbay: you've forgotten our agreement haven't you Van.
Van: what agreement?
Moonbay: don't you know, i rent the car while, but you have to let us sit in the front.
Van: I said that *looks confused scratches his head*
*moonbay play the recorded tape*
"okay Van i rent the car but you have to let us sit in the front, Okay Van". "Whatever Moonbay"
*Van looks surprised*
Van: i can't believe you actually taped that, what kinda person are you!
Moonbay: a clever person, unlike some people! ^_^
*irvine screams and says*
Irvine: ARE YOU GONNA GO OR WHAT!!!
Moonbay: Okay, Okay!
*Moonbay stars the car and drives*
Fiona: do you have any music we can listen too.
Moonbay: I've got Sk8er Boi.
Van: What! No any thing but that song, my sister plays that everyday!
Irvine: what are you talking about Van, it can't e that bad.
Van: please kill me! *groans*
*Moonbay puts on the song*
*the tunes come up*
*Both Moonbay and Fiona sing the song*
Fiona: he was a boy!
Moonbay: and she was a girl!
Fiona: Can i make it anymore obvious! toot, toot, toot!
Van: MY EARS, WHY CAN'T I JUST GO DEAF!!!!!!!
Irvine: you're right Van
*fiona starts moving her head to the music*
*Her big hair hits Moonbay in the ear and her long pig tail hits van in the eye*
Moonbay: Owww!
Van: ouch, my eye!
*she continues to do this*
Van: ow, ow, ow stop it fiona you're giving me a black eye*
Moonbay: ouch, ouch, ouch My ears are ringing
*Van srceams*
Van: MOONBAY STOP THE TAPE!!!!
Moonbay: What???
Van: STOP THE TAPE!!!
Moonbay: stop the what???
*Van goes up to her ear*
Van: THE TAPE!!!!
Moonbay: Oh the tape!!!
*stops the tape*
*Fiona stops bobing her head to the music*
Van: thank you!
Irivne: thankyou, my ears feel so much better!
Van: FIONA, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU"RE DOING!
Moonbay: He's right fiona!!!
Fiona: What did i do!
Van: Just look at my eye!
Fiona: oh sorry
*puts her fingers on her mouth*
Fiona: i didn't mean to do it, it was the music
Van: Moonbay, just promise me that you'll never put sk8er boi on ever again.
Moonbay:I hear you loud and clear Van. *chucks tape away*
Irvine:How much longer Moonbay, it's so boring.
Van: lucky for you, Hey Irvinedo you want sit here next time.
Moonbay: No he's driving next time.
Irvine: No i'm not doing anything.
*Van gives a deep groan*
Moonbay: Hey you guys were here!
Irvine: finally!

*at the beach*
Van: how about a game of beach volleyball?
Moonbay: No way Van I came here to get a Tan and that's what i'm doing.
Van: Irvine, Fiona!
Irvine: nope, im' going for a long swim.
Fiona: I'll play wiht you Van.
Van: alright Fiona!
*Van and Fiona start playing beach volleyball*
Van: you know Fiona, it won't be easy to beat me!
*starts by hitting the ball in the air.*
*fiona jumps and her pig tail fly towards Van and hits him in the eye.
Van: Owww!, Not again.
Fiona: yay!, im' beating Van
Van: you 'beat' me alright!
*Van gets a black eye*
*7 o'clock sunset*
*everbody packs up and prepare to leave*
Fiona: Van, i'm sorry, my hairs not usually like this.
Van: what do you mean.
Fiona: just before I left left I tried this conditioner, but it turned out to be Wax!
Van: Fiona!!!!!!!!
Fiona: I'm sorry Van!
Van: That's okay Fiona
*kisses her on the cheek*
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