Curiosity killed the Cat

OK! THAT'S IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG!

I AM SOOOOOOOOO PISSED OFF! I CAN NEVER FIND A MUSHY MUSHY STORY THAT MEETS UP TO ALL MY STANDARDS! So I'm starting one now!

Mushy mushy means dramatic, romancy, horror and that sort of stuff! ACTUALLY! Not so much romance! DON'T GET ME WRONG! THERE WILL BE LEMONY STUFF FOR SURE! BUT WHO SAID IT HAD TO HAVE LOVE? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY, BUT I LIKE WHAT I LIKE!

SO FRICKEN ENJOY!

just so ya know, non yaoi! In other words… NOT GAY!)

Hmmmmmmmmmm What should it be about?

I KnOw! That one I have been planning to write. Like forever! Hurray!

Summary: quick mode: Tea sneaks into a house, breaks a vase, and now has to work off the money! One problem! The house is actually a club and that club is for rich hot guys! They think Tea is a boy, and Tea is forced to go with the flow. Why? Cause the properties is sacred ground, meant only for men (way better explanation in story), and if a female is found on the property, STRAIGHT TO JAIL! Bwahahaha! Will she be able to keep her secret!

HELL NO! OOOOPS I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT, BUT WHAT KINDA STORY WOULD IT BE IF THEIR WAS NOTHING JUICY!

RATED "m" FOR REASON!

I HOPE YOU READ THAT FRICKEN SUMMARY! IT IS SO FRICKEN IMPORTANT!

DID YOU?

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DID YOU? Sorry, just had to make sure. : )

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Oh wait! DEDICATED TO MY DEAR AR!

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWOOOOOVE YOU! BWAHAHAHA!

(SHE IS PROBABLY DISTURBED THAT I DEDICATED AN m STORY TO HER!)

Oh well, what's she gonna do about it? Bwahahahahahahahahahha

Chapter 1:

Wait! Promise to be last time! The plot may seem familiar to those of you! See if you can guess! Notice how I said familiar and not the same! Bwahahaha

"Finally! Freedom!" Tea Mazaki (there, a little bit of both!) yelled out to the world! Tea had just turned 17, and was taking her first ever road trip to saffron city! The most, richest, gorgeous, amazing city in all of Japan! Only the richest of the rich lived there! It had always been Tea's dream to visit Saffron city, ever since she was 7, and her parents told her of their honey moon spent there.

She had fallen in love with the town ever since. But speaking of her parents, that made her frown. Her parents were never there! Always away on some vacation or another! Never taking her with them!

But fortunately enough, for Tea's 17th birthday, they bought her a new car! Not an amazingly expensively over priced one though, they said she needed to have straight A Plus's to get that! YEAH RIGHT! That was where they got her! Tea was an extremely smart kid, but never! EVER had she ever been able to get an A in home ech!

Yeah! The most simplest subject out there! Nope! She couldn't do it! That was pathetic and she knew it too! Cleaning was a breeze, and other house hold things… it was just… COOKING! She was the worst chef in the world!

And that was probably the most important thing to learn in home ech.! That was why here mom forced her to take it! She was dreadful! Only once was she able to get a B, but than it was a group assignment, and she still managed to burn the pudding!

She was never wanted into a group again after that!

She was never wanted into a group before anyways…

Tea was an outcast! She was different from all the other girls at her school! In fact, barely any of them thought she was a girl! She looked like an extremely handsome boy! Her hair was cut short, like a shag haircut, with long bangs to cover her eyes. She always wore baggy clothes, so of course you wouldn't be able to tell she had a gorgeous plump chest.

As a girl, she was pretty, in an innocent way, but as a boy, she was stunning! At least, that's what she thought.

The girls would have been all over Tea, if she wasn't such an outcast. No one, no matter how cute someone was, would be caught dead with a loner.

Tea got used to it though, and after a while she didn't mind. She made a couple friends, of course boys, but she wasn't that close.

(OK! I know that was confusing, but bear with me!)

Tea let the wind wipe her hair. It felt so good to be out of her shack of a town called Domino, and out on the free lane, making her own choices, her own life!

Of course, only for the summer! Than it was back to her house, with her parents.

Saffron city was a good 4 hour drive from Domino, so she had plenty of time to sit back and relax. Maybe too much time!

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"Wow! There it is!"

Just a few yards away, were the marble gates that led to saffron city. From where Tea was, it was already gorgeous! The town was set in a very private part of Japan, in a hilled valley, surrounded by mountains! Although, all she could make out, was the magnificent forest surrounding the outskirts of the town.

This was it! She was fulfilling her dream!

Brace yourself!

Tea let out a big breath of air, she didn't even realize she had in. She made it! She was in Saffron city!

But… all she could see were trees, no sign of civilization yet… Unless you count the beautifully paved stone road she was driving on.

BANG! Just like that, she was thrust into bomb of colors! She had finally hit the main central of the town., And man… was it beautiful! A giant fountain was stationed in the middle, and it seemed as if it was spouting crystal! A grand building behind the fountain was obviously the town hall, and other than that, there were magnificent shops and restaurants lining the roads!

Truly magical.

Children were out skipping along the streets, laughing merrily. While older members were out for afternoon walks. Tea noticed their clothing.

It all seemed to be worth at least over 500 dollars! They were walking kings! She gazed down at her shabby clothing.

Well, it wasn't shabby, but defiantly not over 50 dollars!

Plain red and blue sneakers, baggy blue jeans, and a dark green sweater. Not formal at all!

She shrunk in her seat! She would have to buy some clothes at these shops.

Tea glanced at her watch. She still had an hour before she was supposed to be at the hotel.

"I'll just brows around the neighborhood!"

Tea picked a random street and started driving by, staring with awe at the houses… No, the mansions!

They were huge! And they just seemed to get bigger and bigger! They looked as if they were designed from the four corners of the world. No two were alike! All fantastically unique!

Tea turned onto another street, but this time, she didn't see any houses. Only a winding path, lost into the trees.

"Well… I got nothing to lose! Why don't I just go exploring!" With that in mind! Tea made her way through the path, and into the trees.

"Hmmm… Maybe I should turn back?"

It had been 5 minutes, and still, no buildings in site.

"Maybe this just leads to an exit- HOLY MOLY!"

The most Giant! Huge! Gorgeous! Amazing mansion she could had ever dreamed of, came into view! It was white, with a feint rose trimming. The lawn was a luscious green color, decorated with roses of ever shade. Cherry blossom trees lined the front gates, and a giant willow tree swayed off to the side. It was… magical!

Tea parked her car on the path, and got out to further gaze at the scene.

"It's almost as if… it's pulling me towards it!" Tea walked up to the locked gate, and wrapped her hands around the bars. She could have stood there for hours, just looking at that palace.

"I have to go in. If only for a second, I don't care! I must see inside!" Tea gazed around herself, looking for an entrance.

"Damn…" She mumbled to herself. "Maybe they have an open gate around back."

Hmph! Even if there was an open gate, it would take her just about forever to circulate the properties, not including the part hidden in the forest.

"Well… worth a try!" Tea took to her left, and started heading around the property.

She started gazing at the windows, in hope of an inside glance. They were all drawn shut. As she was gazing, she bumped into a large stone shrine.

"OUCH!" She shrieked in surprise.

Rubbing her butt, while sitting an the ground, she looked up at the sign.

"Now what could that mean?" The sign was written in ancient Japanese, and she had no idea what it said. (Is there even such thing as ancient Japanese?)

She admired the beautiful artsmanship for only a moment, as her gaze was shifted to a smaller wooden sign bellow it. It seemed this one was previously made, and in present day Japanese.

"Hmmm… This is the sacred ground of the Mori Takashin, Elder of Scrolls. Budha's servant. Ware to those who step upon these lands, undeserving. Only the blessed may walk freely. No female shall grace her steps in the Takashin Valley."

Tea read the sign carefully.

"No females eh? Oh well, I don't believe in old curses, and besides, I've been here for a good 10 minutes, and no lightening has smited me. What a lame legend!"

Tea got back up from the ground, and continued circulating, to the best of her abilities, the property.

"Geeze! These people must really hate sunlight! Not a single open window. I have half a mind to turn around right now"-

And then she saw it.

A door, a small servants door, that led to the inside of the house.

"No, I couldn't… But than again"-

Tea started to slowly approach the door. It was propped open by a small decorated rock. She glanced into the room.

"Oh… only a kitchen. And by the looks of it, a kitchen for the servants too."

With a sigh, Tea walked into the room. It was deserted, and no bigger than a regular backyard. Nor was it that fancy. It just looked like a plain kitchen, with granite counters, tiled wall and floor, and wood finish. It looked clean though, and probably fancy for a middle class family.

Tea noted two doors off to the side. One was wooden, and looked as if it led to a pantry, while the other was much grander. It was a sleek Oak, with white finish, and a golden door handle. On one side of the door, was a slight vine pattern, with just the right shades of green.

The door looked as if it could lead to heaven. Without even thinking, without even checking around herself, Tea walked to the door, and opened it a sliver.

Tea gasped. Never… in all her years of living, had she veer seen something so… so… perfect!

The door led to a hallway, which by the looks of it, was a main one. It was covered head to toe in white marble, with only a thin red carpet running through. Swirling pillars lined the walls, every so often, with expensive artifacts between each. On one side of the wall, were large, long windows, which, were closed by red curtains. Golden tassels lined the red, to give it a softer glow.

Tea slowly, opened the door more, and stepped out into the hall. She took a step onto the red carpet, and made her way down the hall.

What am I doing? I shouldn't be in here! I'm breaking and entering! I could be thrown in jail!

But her body wouldn't obey her mind. She kept walking down the hall.

"Oh my!" Tea passed a vase that had caught her eye. She backed up to further investigate its architecture.

"How lovely!" The vase was a deep blue colour, with a single red stripe going down the middle. It seemed to be thinner than her arm, and held but two roses. If the vase wasn't illusion, than it must be made of ice. It seemed so delicate!

Tea reached out her hand.

No! What am I doing?

But once again, her hand wouldn't obey her mind. She took in a breath of horror, as her hand met with the cold surface of the vase, and it tipped ever so slightly.

The vase seemed to fall in slow motion. Tea watched as it fell, in what seemed to be hours.

She had to act fast! She didn't want to go to jail! Tea dove for the vase.

"YES!" She squealed as she felt the solid artifact touch her hands, "I'm gonna make it!"

Tea caught the vase, and for a brief moment, she actually believed everything was going to be alright. but than,-

"Hey you!"

Did she hear right? Was someone talking to her? Uh oh…

Tea turned her heads slowly to meat the person standing at the other end of the hall. The hall was too long to see what they looked like, but that was no reason to stay where she was.

She had to get out!

Quicker than lightning, she turned on her heel, ready to run down the hall. There was no time to put the vase back, so she took it with her.

Tsk… tsk… tsk…

Never run with a vase again, especially, on unknown terraces.

Tea had forgotten all about the carpet. As she turned to run, her foot got caught on the thin carpets edge, and the worst thing that could ever happen in the world, happened.

Tea tripped.

No! She thought as she tumbled toward the floor, dropping the vase, which for some unfortunate reason, happened to land on the marble part, and shattered into a million pieces.

SMASH!

Tea couldn't tell if it was the vase shattering, or her future hopes and dreams.

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AC: I'm not sure, but that may be my longest chappie one yet! Hooray!

OOOhhhhhh! What's gonna happen to Tea? I'm not telling cause it's a one shot! Bwahaha! Just kidding! How could it be a one-shot anyways, when chappie two is already up?

I ask you this! Bwahahahah!

Hmmm… not much "M" content in this chappie, Oh well, I can assure you MAJOR bad language in the next chapter! Bwahahahjaha! Better not let my parents read this! Or should I? Dun Dun Dun!

(P-E-C-U-L-I-E-R?)

Now…. You're probably wondering, what the hell is AC? Well, that is my name! And AR is my partners name! We share an account!

No, she is not a make-believe yami, hikari, aibou or whatever the hell you want to call it, I have! She is a real person, who has her own story! Although, she would probably be the good one if that was true. Sigh… But at least I would be the smexy one! Yeah! AR's an ugly old witch that lives in a cupboard! Hooray! And the best part is! AR isn't here so she can't yell at me for saying that! Life is good!

Goodbye, well, not for long, cause I'

ll see you in chappie two! I hope!

SPOILER. WELL, NOT REALLY, IN THE LEAST BIT!

Just keep in mind that character at the end of the hall! Very important!