This story originally appeared as the sixteenth chapter of The Adventures OF Marky Mark and Benny Boy, on Fictionpress.net. However, as it is more a fan fic than original fiction, I have decided to publish it on Fanfiction as well. If you enjoy, check out the rest of the tale on Fictionpress.net.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Neon Genesis Evangelion. Or am I bluffing?
THE ADVENTURES OF MARKY MARK AND BENNY BOY
CHAPTER 16 – NAZE NANI MMBB!
Wix: Hey folks. We've decided to take a break from the current story, if we may.
DC: We'd like to point out now that the following will make no sense to you if you're not a fan of Neon Genesis Evangelion, the best anime ever.
Wix: And even then, probably not that much.
DC: Anywho, this is what's gonna go down. People often tell us that we watch too much Evangelion, and this unhealthy obsession is spilling over into the so-called 'real world'.
Wix: So we decided to have a look at our lives to see if this is true. Join us, won't you?
DC: Probably best to hold your breath for a bit.
*wibbly wobbly time line flashback thang*
(at DC's)
DC: What are you doing?
Wix: *randomly flicking through phone book* I'm looking for a Shinji!
DC: Oooooh-kay… Do I dare ask why?
Wix: As soon as I find him, I'll find Rei and Asuka! Then all the pieces of the puzzle will fall into place! *manic laughter*
DC: Can't fault that logic.
(in their local anime emporium)
Wix+DC: Oooooo…
Shop Guy: Seriously, you're only people who haven't been weirded out by that Rei figurine with the detachable head. That thing is seriously creepy.
Wix: *dribbling* No…
DC: *also dribbling* …it's beauuuuutiful…
(at a careers interview)
Careers Dude: Well, Mr…err…
DC: Call me Benny Boy.
Careers Dude: …okay. I've done a thorough search of the database, and can find no organisation called NERV.
DC: Try GEHERN. That's their European base.
Careers Dude: Nope.
DC: SEELE? Come on!
Careers Dude: I think you'd better leave.
DC: ENEMY! ENEMY!
(at DC's)
DC: I'm gonna need an impossible favour.
Wix: That's bad.
DC: But I'll give you a steak dinner in return.
Wix: That's good.
DC: *dusts off hands* Problem solved.
(at the beach)
Wix: *throwing beachball* It's hot.
DC: *catching beachball* Yes.
(at DC's)
DC: What are you doing in my bathroom? You've been in there an hour!
Wix: Cleansing the mind and soul!
DC: *shudders*
Wix: Incidentally, your toilet seems to be set to 'stun', rather than 'kill'.
DC: *shudders further*
(at DC's)
DC: Pause that!
Wix: *pauses video* What?
DC: I think I saw Kaworu!
Wix: I'm not sure what scares me more – that you think you saw Kaworu in Emmerdale, or that you were actually looking for him.
(in Wix's car)
DC: How come we're not going anywhere?
Wix: STOP MAKING THOUGHT NOISE!
(in town)
DC: *apropos of nothing* Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dow-ooowwwwn!
Wix: Most people would be content to hum, you know.
(on DC's driving lesson)
Driving Instructor: Now, why shouldn't we pick up hitchhikers?
DC: YOU CAN'T ALLOW UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL IN THE ENTRY PLUG!
(in town)
Girl: *overheard* Sorry I'm so moody, it's my time of the month.
Wix: *butting in* So? That shouldn't affect your synch rate.
Girl: *slaps Wix very hard*
DC: Reeeeeeeal smooth.
(at DC's)
Wix: How come your father hired you to work at his organisation?
DC: Turns out he has a use for me.
Wix: I see.
(in chemistry lab)
Wix: What is that you're brewing?
DC: LCL.
Wix: That's stupid.
DC: Sssh…you'll anger it!
(in church)
Priest: Soon, my friends, the Lord in all His Glory will return! And then, my brothers, all of the angels will come!
Wix: Angels? AAAARRRGGH! *runs screaming*
*wibbly wobbly time line flashback thang*
DC: Obsessed? Us?
Wix: Nah.