Chapter one

(On the train) unknown voice: noooo I don't wanna! You cant.

Porter: next stop is DUNNO! DUNNO!

*Walking to your seat*rover: hi! That last person just didn't have enough money to buy one of nook's *cough*trashy*cough* houses! Don't you worry now!

??? (That's you!): shut up and go away!

*Sits down* so where ya headed?

???: The town of DUNNO

Rover: yada yada blah blah blah well as you know, I have to call nook. Can you go blow up the room I go into *laughing to himself*

*Blows up the room*???: ok! I did!

*Rubbing temples*rover: well it didn't matter anyway! I called him telepathically and can do it here!

Porter: net stop SOMEWHERE! SOMEWHERE!

Rover: ok, done! You don't want to miss your stop! Go! Now!

???: but I'm moving to DUNNO!

Rover: yes, I'm sure you do! Now go!

???: you read my mind too?!?!?

Porter: Have a nice day

Nook: you must be the next sorry sap!

R&R please!