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note.eh........mmmm......er.............hi!
Dreams in Author speaking in (**)
The Moke and Dr Bob stories
Introducing the gruesome twosome.
Moke was a rather unfortunately named man. It was not very often one met a very,incredibly short ginger man who spoke in a German accent named Moke(*That was a rather long sentence*). Although quite intriguing Moke was not very bright. In fact he was quite thick really!
Every career he tried, he failed at spectacularly. He tried his hand at modelling (*smirk*), he tried being a chef, a shepherd, an actor, a cheese maker, a farmer and a stewardess. (*yes I said stewardess and I'm the author so theres nothing you can do about it. He, he, ha, ha, ha.......so ....yeah...ok.*)
His best (*and only*) friend Dr Bob was a "doctor" (*bet you weren't expecting that ay?*) not a great doctor mind you, but he tried. Dr Bob was an incredibly tall man. In fact he was at least twice as tall as Moke(*Maybe more*).(*poor old Moke*)..(*Everyone slags we shorties*)...(*Damn them*). He also had ginger hair (*Honestly I'm not picking on ginger people*)(*Honest*)
Now you may have noticed(*and I say may because you may be completely thick and not have*) that the title of this chaptery thingy is 'Introducing the gruesome twosome' which means this aint no chapter so tune in later for chapter 1............... Go............. Now...........
So yeah
Dreams in Author speaking in (**)
The Moke and Dr Bob stories
Introducing the gruesome twosome.
Moke was a rather unfortunately named man. It was not very often one met a very,incredibly short ginger man who spoke in a German accent named Moke(*That was a rather long sentence*). Although quite intriguing Moke was not very bright. In fact he was quite thick really!
Every career he tried, he failed at spectacularly. He tried his hand at modelling (*smirk*), he tried being a chef, a shepherd, an actor, a cheese maker, a farmer and a stewardess. (*yes I said stewardess and I'm the author so theres nothing you can do about it. He, he, ha, ha, ha.......so ....yeah...ok.*)
His best (*and only*) friend Dr Bob was a "doctor" (*bet you weren't expecting that ay?*) not a great doctor mind you, but he tried. Dr Bob was an incredibly tall man. In fact he was at least twice as tall as Moke(*Maybe more*).(*poor old Moke*)..(*Everyone slags we shorties*)...(*Damn them*). He also had ginger hair (*Honestly I'm not picking on ginger people*)(*Honest*)
Now you may have noticed(*and I say may because you may be completely thick and not have*) that the title of this chaptery thingy is 'Introducing the gruesome twosome' which means this aint no chapter so tune in later for chapter 1............... Go............. Now...........
So yeah