My Junk

Based on the song from the musical Spring Awakening by Duncan Sheik and Steven Sater.Disclaimer: I don't own Spring Awakeningor Harry Potter. (But I wish I did!)

A/N: So, this is the third Harry Potter/Spring Awakening song I've done, although this one doesn't really 'fit in' with the other two. But that's ok. I wasn't planning on parodying the musical as a whole or anything. Anyway, this one was fun to do, and one I wanted to do for a long time. It's My Junk, sung by the Death Eaters about Voldemort. (because he's such a hunk!)

As always, read, review and enjoy. But let me emphasize the review part. It help me get better and know what people like and dislike! Also, Please check out my other parodies! I've got bunches, and while I have plenty of Harry Potter ones, I have other series as well. So check those out too. (and review!) )

Barty Crouch Jr.
In the midst of this tragic excuse of a life,
Still you're the one thing, just can't help it but sigh

Yaxley
I think you're so sexy, and persuasive.

Wormtail
Can't help but drool, you're the reason I live.

Bellatrix
I feel my heart pounding whenever you're close.
Wish you were my boyfriend you're so hott, don't you know?

Rookwood
I stare at your red eyes and then can't help but swoon,
We've all got our junk, and my junk is you.

All Death Eaters
It was winter living when you were gone.
Each chill in the air raised the hair on my arms.
But you're still alive, so glad it's true.
We've all got our junk, and my junk is you.

Lucius
Well, you'll have to excuse me, I know that I hid
I love you the most though, so here, use my kid

Draco
I go back to my school, and I work on my plan…
I'll prove to you, Dumbledore's a dead man.

Snape
I lay low at Hogwarts, blend into the scene
I give out detentions and act really mean

Karkaroff
I know that I messed up, can I have a redo?
See, we've all got our junk, and my junk is you.

All Death Eaters
See, we still kept wishin' that you weren't gone.
And now that you're back, see the mark on my arm.
They said you had died, couldn't be true.
We've all got our junk, and my junk is you.

I think you're so fine. What can I do?
We've all got our junk, and my junk is you.
My junk is you.
My junk is you.
You. You. You.