The following story is the first episode of my video series 'The Chris Thorndyke Show' in text format, there is a video format version of the episode on my youtube channel and p-a-t-r-e-o-n (for some reason the site deletes it if it's just one whole word) page if you wish to watch it instead, otherwise please read onwards and enjoy.
(Edit: I tried to give you a link to the video version, but no links allowed, thanks, fanfic site.)
Episode Description:
YEAH, BABAY! LET'S LAUNCH THIS CAREER!
SOOOOOONIC and friends have been launched into a whole new world, the world of a young rich ginger-brunette boy named CHRIS THORNDYKE! OH WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT!?
This is the first episode of many, my (many!) adoring fans, I swear to you, we will see many epic adventures and even more hilarious cringe-worthy FAILS as we make our way through THE, ENTIRE, SERIES!
The Episode:
Greene Earth
Productions
(The following is a fan-based parody, parodies are protected under Fair Use, there will be credits at the end for copyright owners.)
Location: Eggman Base #47, Mobius.
Time/Date: 12:34-AM, April 20, 1985.
We find Big the Cat and Froggy fishing together under a full moon.
HEY BIG GUY, HEY LITTLE GUY, CAN YOU TELL ME WHO CAME FIRST!? SORRY, BUT I DON'T KNOW- Lazy Days, their theme music, blasts, cutting off as Big looks into the distance and spots the main tower of Eggman Base #47.
A single searchlight on the tower flashes to life, but is quickly snuffed out, "Whoops...!" Eggman's voice comments "almost forgot to turn on the music." he flips a switch.
E.G.G.M.A.N. begins playing as the light comes back on, followed by it's fellows, Sonic the Hedgehog's feet patter in the distance, the entire base goes into alert mode, drone sentries are rolled out and the ballistic missile systems become operational, gates are closed and reinforced.
Sonic directs himself in a sweep around the side of the base, the drone sentries open fire, Sonic grins, he enjoys the danger.
The ballistic missile systems go ballistic, firing dozens of rockets from several sources, their tails streaking across in sky in an awe-inspiring show of power, truly the Eggman Empire is a miracle of military might, the missiles' trajectories curve to home in on their target, but Sonic outruns them, staying ahead while they explode into the ground behind.
Egged on by adrenaline, Sonic makes a daring move and runs right up into the face of a sentry, leaping into the air and hopping off of it's top, using consecutive jumps Sonic builds up the momentum to leap over the outermost gate and into the base's inner field, larger guard robots activate and ambush Sonic, who simply runs away, they give chase after him.
CUE THE THEME SONG.
(It's the Chris Thorndyke Show!
It's the Chris Thorndyke Show!
It's, the, Chris, Thorn, Dyke, Show!)
My name is Thorndyke,
I am Chris Thorndyke,
and this is MY world!
(In his wooooorld...!)
That's Eggman!
Sonic is a hedge-hog,
from another wor-rld,
yeah!
And he's all mine!
He's all mine.
That's Knuckles!
And together, we can, de-feat anyone,
even if it's Egggggggmaaaaaan!
Buuuuuut, even moooooore,
importantly,
they, can't keep,
Sonic away from me!
And with all our love, and, his speeeeeed,
none of the villains, will ever leeead,
MY WORLD!
(In his wooooorld...!)
(It's the Chris Thorndyke Show!
It's the Chris Thorndyke Show!
It's, the, Chris, Thorn, Dyke, Show!)
You better get used to my voice!
That was the theme song.
(Note: I had intended to have the words 'THEME SONG' in 'CUE THE THEME SONG' hyperlink to my video of the theme song, but turns out I can't put hyperlinks in the stories, that sucks, there goes a ton of hilarious gags, as well as all the times I'll reference another one of my stories and would LIKE to link to them.)
Sonic runs throughout the base with the large robots chasing him to the epic beat of Final Egg Music 2, he runs onto a panel with an Eggman face and it suddenly springs up and sends him flying back, one of the robots punches him, Sonic doesn't lose his rings due to not bringing any with him like an idiot, so it hurts really bad and he flies off into the distance.
Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Sonic's airplane, the Tornado, flies in to join the fray, piloted by Miles "Tails" Prowler and passangered by Amy Rose.
"Here I come, Soniiiiiic...!" Tails announces.
PSHT-PSHT-"AHHHHHH!" the side of the Tornado is quickly shot twice, Amy screams and hunkers down.
"Tails! we're on fire!" Amy exclaims as she notices the billowing smoke, the foxy pilot doesn't immediately respond, "...Tails?" she looks at him.
"I k-know god damn it! shut up!" Tails snaps, his harsh words tripping over themselves a bit due to his mind racing to figure out a way to regain control of the situation.
Tails knows that Sonic doesn't have any rings, so he decides to get that out of the way now and shoots a missile of his own, one carrying a ring, after Sonic, hoping that the hedgehog can manage to not get himself killed long enough for Tails to take care of the whole plane-is-on-fire problem.
Sonic eagerly grabs the ring and immediately becomes overconfident due to his newfound safety, (in my version of the show the rings act like they do in the games and not like they do in the original version of the show because rings powering Sonic up and 'allowing' him to curl into a ball is BULLSHIT), he comes spinning back with even less caution than he had on his first attempt, chuckling unlike Knuckles the whole way, he smashes some of the sentries then grinds his way through two of the large robots, one of them pins him against the ground, but he tears through it easily and shoots high up towards the main tower, smashing through one of the searchlights.
Meanwhile, Tails tries desperately to land the Tornado without crashing, the plane's wheels hit the ground but it's momentum pushes them along further, Amy shuts her eyes at first but then opens them in time to see them heading straight towards a large outcrop of rock.
"TAILS!" Amy cries "we're about to get rocked!"
"Urrrrrrrrrrrrgh!" Tails is annoyed with her horrible pun "NOT NOW-!"
SMASH! something shatters the rock, clearing their path.
Tails grinds the brakes and turns the plane, making them finally come to a halt, he looks back at the rock debris and smiles wide and what he sees, "Ahhh..." Tails breathes "thanks, Knuckles!" he greets his echidna buddy.
Knuckles just frowns at them, then turns away.
"He never smiles." Amy comments, unhappy.
"...yes he has." Tails counters "I've seen him smile before."
The music stops as Knuckles stares at the distant base.
"I have a bad feeling about this..." the tough guy huffs.
Meanwhile, inside the base...
PHOOM-PHOOM-PHOOM-CRSH. lockdown mode engages, doors sealing everywhere.
"Doctor Eggman, Sir!" Decoe whines, a little panicked "Sonic is breaking through everything, thanks to Tails, we can't keep him out much longer!"
"Blast that Tails, and his hedgehog sidekicks!" Eggman curses, "...hm?" he realizes Cream, who he has captured, is staring at him.
"Mister Eggman, Sir? why are you always so mean?" Cream questions.
"Chao! Chao!" Cheese adds.
"How kind of you to ask." Eggman grins, holding up the red chaos emerald "it's power my dear, pure, unadulterated, powarr."
"I thought great power came with great responsibility..." Cream's confused.
"Chao!" Cheese.
"Well, Cream, that's true, I do have a great responsibility." Eggman's voice agrees while the camera pans over Rouge up above "it's not going to be easy, running an empire as large and great as mine, the first-"
PTSHHH! Eggman's interrupted as the wall behind him explodes, he turns to find Sonic standing in the hole, smiling.
"Sonic!" Eggman reacts, "...I've won." he grins.
Swoosh-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat-pat! Eggman sticks the red chaos emerald into a central machine and pats it's case closed while gruffly muttering "there-there-there-there-there-huh!" he finishes, turning to Sonic and holding a button attached to a wire attached to the machine, leaning on the panel in order to look cool.
"HA! I have all the emeralds, Sonic, and with a single push of this button, Cream and Cheese will be squashed into Cream Cheese!" Eggman brags and threatens.
Sonic frowns, "...guess I'll just have to scramble myself an egg salad first." he smiles.
Eggman stares at him, cringing.
Sonic stares back.
Eggman.
Sonic.
Eggman.
Sonic, with a robot creeping up behind him.
"You..." Eggman starts, trying to hold back his excitement "you'll die for that terrible joke."
PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW! the robot opens fire, Sonic grins as he dodges the shots and runs along the wall.
"Sick 'em! sick 'em!" Eggman orders the robot enthusiastically.
PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-"ACK!" the bullets fire dangerously close to Rouge, who flinches away.
"Keep shooting at that hedgehog no matter what!" Eggman orders.
Pt. Sonic drops down right between Eggman and the robot.
Tense silence as the robot takes aim.
"A-actually on second thought-!" Eggman tries to stop this disaster.
PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW-PEW! Sonic leaps away and Eggman hits the dirt to avoid being shot full of holes, the bullets instead rattle all over his central machine.
"SONIC! I WILL push this button!" Eggman roars, furious and a little scared.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt! Eggman notices the damaged machine is fizzing with escaping energy, "awwwwwwwwwwww, shit." he expresses his displeasure.
"Doctor!?" Decoe calls as he and Bocoe watch in horror, Sonic takes a protective stance in front of Cream.
PSHH-TZ-TZ-TZ-TZ-TZ-TZ-PSSSHWOOO! beams of chaos energy pierce out of the tower in many directions before the entire thing explodes.
"W-what's happening!?" Amy gasps as she and Tails stare at the explosion in shock.
"I knew this would go wrong somehow..." Knuckles comments, watching stoically.
The explosion spreads and quickly engulfs the three of them.
HEY BIG GUY, HEY LITTLE GUY, CAN YOU- sounds and cuts off while Big and Froggy are also absorbed into the blast radius.
...
Sonic groans as he blinks open his eyes, his mind numb but quickly clearing as he regains consciousness, he sits upright and shakes his head, "Wuhhh, what happened?" he questions dizzily.
Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-"WAH! AH-AH!" Sonic reacts as a car comes right at him and he scurries to avoid it, he barely has a second to catch his breath before a second car follows up, he dodges that with a yelp as well, a third vehical, this one a really big truck, stops right before running his skinny little hedgehog ass over, cars from all side come to a halt and collectively honk their horns in annoyance.
Sonic breathes in awe as he looks around and finds himself in the middle of a sprawling city, with bright neon lights, tall skyscrapers, and bustling crowds of people, people who now stopped to stare at him, he could hear them, muttering, "What is he? where did he come from?"
"W-what the-where am I!?" Sonic forces the words out. (cheap Sonic Forces reference lol)
The people just stare, Sonic's brows curve with frustration and fear.
"Oh my god, people...!" somebody in the crowd starts.
"...THAT'S JESUS!" a bus driver finishes, two cops running past.
"W-what...?" Sonic's just confused, then turns to see the two cops in front of him.
"You're under arrest for disturbing traffic, uh..." Blonde Cop starts but is surprised by how strange Sonic looks "hey..."
"Funny lookin' kid, ain't he?" Fat Cop comments, both cops assumed Sonic is just a human child because they're dumb as dumber than rocks.
"Yeah, his parents must really, really be somethin'...!" Blonde Cop trails off into chuckling unlike Knuckles.
Sonic folds his arms, unimpressed.
"Aww, I think you up-hurt-set him." Fat Cop's brain couldn't decide in time whether to say 'upset him' or 'hurt his feelings' and as a result winds up mixing them together.
"Tch, well I guess he's just gonna have to deal with it!" Blonde Cop finishes quickly as he tries to tackle Sonic, who dodges effortlessly.
"HEY!" Fat Cop shouts, pulling out his club because this fat fuck is ready for some police brutality, but is stopped by a spluttering third cop, this one the chief.
"Calm down, he's just a kid...!" Chief Cop orders "use your words!", he then addresses Sonic with a smile, "please come with us, okay?" he requests as more cops get behind Sonic "we're not gonna hurt you, I promise-GET IM!" all the cops lunge.
"I got him!" one cop announces from the police pile.
"I got him too!" another cop cheers.
"Ahh, I think we all got him!" Chief Cop states "now, let's errah!" he pulls.
Wirrrl! all the cops just pull on each other and spin around, landing on their asses with grunts.
Sonic, who's sitting on a car watching this trainwreck, shrugs at their hopelessness.
Whip! a younger cop catches Sonic from behind with his net.
"I got 'im, boss!" Young Cop grins.
Whoosh-"EEICK!" Sonic runs, pulling Young Cop along, all the other cops grab on as they pass by, Sonic just drags them all, inadvertently heading straight towards an oncoming police car.
Rrrrrr-screeeeeeeeeeeech! the driving officer turns and stops the car, Sonic hops over it and in the process of doing so sends his tail of officers flailing into the car through the window.
"Ughhh...!" Chief Cop grunts as he grabs the radio communicator "WE NEED BACKUP, we've lost control of the situation...!" he stresses while Sonic runs away.
Meanwhile...
We find two new cops driving together down the road in their squad car.
"So did you hear about the new Lindsay Thorndyke movie?" Driver Cop asks.
"Ahh!" Passanger Cop breathes relaxfully "sure did, it's supposed to be coming out pretty soon..." he opens his eyes and turns to his partner "think this is the one where they'll finally show her tits?"
"Just having her in a catsuit or bikini would make my day!" Driver Cop smiles and closes his eyes, imagining Lindsay Thorndyke in a sexy bikini.
BOOM. there's a thud, both cops look in surprise to see Sonic standing on the hood of the car.
"Hey, kids, it's time for a Sonic Sez: Sonic Sez this place blows!" Sonic addresses his imaginary audience before stepping down onto the road and dashing off ahead into the distance.
The cops stare wide-eyed after him.
"So... uh... what were we talking about?" Passenger Cop's mind is blank from stun.
"Lindsay Thorndyke's boobies." Driver Cop answers meekly.
Soon...
Chop-chop-chop-chop-chop-chop-chop-chop-chop-chop. a helicopter searches the road and spots Sonic.
"We've found it, that's definately no kid, sarge." Pilot #1 reports over the radio.
"Look at it go! it must be a new type of unmanned robot." Pilot #2 breathes.
They watch Sonic run in their searchlight.
"We'll find out what it is when we catch it, I'm setting up a road block, keep on it for now." Sarge orders from the station.
At the Road Block...
Cops stand around, waiting for Sonic, one guy smacks his lips out of boredom.
Pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-pt-WHOOSH! Sonic comes running and leaps up into the air above the road block.
"JUMP DASH, BITCHES!" Sonic taunts as he jump-dashes over the entire roadblock, landing down on the other side and continuing to run away into the distance.
"Well, uh, he came, heh-heh-heh, and now he's gone..." the lead cop at the roadblock reports nervously over the radio.
"I think we're gonna need some serious backup for this one, Boss." Pilot #1 adds.
"For real!? ugggh... fine." Sarge groans, then turns his seat around to look at a man with beautiful ginger hair "you're up, Thorndyke."
"Tch, it's about time, you should've sent me out first, I've got nothing better to do..." Sam Thorndyke comments smugly "alright, team, LET'S ROLL OUT."
Woooooo! a line-up of guys in red and white suits, lead by Sam, march together, they are... the S-Team.
Oh, so sexy, ohhh yeah, ohhh some sexy men, awww yeah, we're the sexy men, ohhh yeah, I'm the sexy man, awww yeah...! Sam grooves to himself in his head.
We find a bunch of mechanics putting Sam's car together.
"Is she ready for me, lackey?" Sam demands as he arrives.
"Yes, Mr. Thorndyke, Sir! go get 'em for us!" the lead mechanic sucks up to the boss.
Thanks... I, just gotta put my helmet on..." Sam realizes, finishing his gear "proper safety, just like I always teach my nephew."
Sam then slowly gets into the seat of his car, groaning and moaning relaxfully as he sits back and lets the lackies do his seat belt and everything for him.
Bloop... bloop... bloop. notifications about the car's systems pop up on the monitor.
"Wow, Sam, your car is so amazing..." Sam's #1 fanboy gushes "hey, at top speed, doesn't it almost break the sound barrier?"
"Yep." Sam gives him a thumbs-up.
VRRRRRRrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooom. Sam revs the engine up.
"I'm ready." Sam is so ready for this.
The cars slowly pull out of the station and turn onto the main road, Sam's given a countdown from three, and upon the end of which he and others floor the gas and take off into the night.
Meanwhile, on the edge of town...
Sonic stares up at the full moon above him, sad and confused.
"Where am I? what happened to my memories?" Sonic laments.
"Last thing... I remember is... Eggman's machine going haywire... and... exploding..." his voice continues over flashback clips of the chaos energy explosion that engulfed Eggman Base #47 and the surrounding countryside.
HEY BIG GUY, HEY LITTLE GUY, CAN YOU- sounds and cuts off during the clip where Big and Froggy are also absorbed into the blast radius.
"After that it's all a blank, until I woke up here..." Sonic finishes.
Long, thoughtful pause.
Sonic sniffs back a tear.
"Well... if I'm alive, chances are the others are too!" Sonic gets to his feet, trying to stay positive "I just need to find them, I'll run all over this strange new world if I have to."
Bright headlights shine as the S-Team's patrol cars arrive, pulling to a stop a short ways from Sonic, who stares at them in wonder.
Tsssh. Sam's car's hood pulls up and he steps out, "Hello there, Mr. Robot." Sam greets Sonic friendlily.
Sonic doesn't smile back, instead he starts to turn away.
"Hey! hold on, errrah..." Sam breathes as he takes off his helmet "where are you off to in such a hurry?"
Sonic stops and stares back at Sam, after a moment he turns back towards him again.
"Not the talkitive type, huh? well then, I'll introduce myself." Sam offers.
Sonic smiles at this, putting his hands on his hips expectantly.
Sam smirks back, "I'm Sam Thorndyke."
"I guess you could say I own these streets, or at least my sister and cousin do, they made me their Chief of Private Security, me and the police keep the streets safe, see." Sam explains "of course, you've met the police already, right? they didn't give you much trouble, fat, slow, poorly trained, the police force is a disgrace to this fine city."
Sam leans forward, his brows curving with determination, "But I'm not."
"So you have a choice, you can either surrender and come quietly, or my boys and I will chase you down, lock you up, and take you back to headquarters by force." Sam lays Sonic's options out for him "how do you answer, Mr. Robot?
Crickets chirp as Sonic stares back at him, smiling.
"I take that as a no, get him, boys." Sam orders.
VRRROOOM-"*gasp*!" Sonic turns and runs while they rev their engines back to life.
Vrrrooom-vrrrooom. the other S-Team members take chase, leaving Sam behind.
"Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm...!" Sam hums to himself, amused.
The fast-paced rhythm of Speed Highway kicks into gear as the S-Team cars keep close to Sonic.
"Heh-heh-heh-heh, they're actually keeping up? well consider me impressed!" Sonic remarks to himself, excited.
"Comence with surround formation!" one S-Team member commands.
"Rodger!" another confirms.
Both cars drive up to match Sonic, running next to him on either side.
"Now we're talking! how fast can you guys go!?" Sonic's ecstatic.
The other two cars join and the four of them surround the hedgehog on all sides.
"Oh-no! I'm trapped, whatever will I do!?" Sonic mockingly whines, "heh-heh-heh-heh!" he whips out of sight.
"He disappeared!?" the right S-Team member can't believe it.
Tap-tap! Sonic taps on the opposite side of his window, "Hee-hee!" the slippery hedgehog whips away again and leaps onto the roof of the front S-Team member.
"Huh!? get off of there! this is exclusive property of Thorndyke Industries you're standing on!" the front S-Team member protests.
"Uh-oh! Sonic Sez never talk to strangers, Kids!" Sonic teaches his imaginary audience, laughing some more as he hops down and runs ahead.
"Grrrrrr! I'll smash that 'bot to pieces!" the front S-Team member growls "I just need moooooore SPEEEEEEEEEEEED!" he pushes his car to the limit.
"This is intense! I don't think we've ever needed to go this fast before! I'm flooring it with all she's got just to keep up!" the left S-Team member huffs in awe as he does the same.
"I've got you, ROOOBOOOOOOT-*gasp*!" the front S-Team member is shocked.
"IM-IMPOSSIBLE!" he shouts as he finds Sonic running backwards ahead of him, keeping out of reach effortlessly while the Speed Shoes music cheers "he's toying with us! Sam, I'm... no match, you need to take over, clear the way, boys!"
Speed Highway's tunes start up again as the four S-Team members pull over to the edges of the road, leaving the path between them open and free for Sam to pass through.
"You're the only one with a chance at this, show him everything you've got!" the back S-Team member encourages.
"Don't worry, I've got this." Sam brags "no robot is a match for me, I just need to break out the nuclear fusion." he pulls a switch.
Inside Sam's engine, a nuclear fusion reactor comes to life, it compresses a cylinder of hydrogen atoms to fuse them together, the resulting energy burst explodes out of the back of Sam's car, propelling him past his teammates.
"Whoa!" Sonic yelps as he barely avoids getting run over, Sam speeds off ahead, leaving the hedgehog in his dust.
"Ha-ha-ha-HA!" Sam laughs triumphantly "oh my god, I passed him, like it was nothing! my top speed is insurpassable! I'm practically as fast as sound! no little robot with feet could ever-"
BOOM-BOOM-BOOM. replays as Sonic catches up to him, WHOOOOOOSH! the hedgehog becomes a bright blue streak that stretches on far into the distance.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THING!?" it happened so fast that Sam doesn't even realize that the blue streak was Sonic.
"Sam! you need to stop! you're about to run out of road!" the left S-Team member warns him.
"What!? OOMPH!" Sam barely snaps out of his shock and hits the brakes, coming to a halt before the end of the road while Sonic uses it like a ramp to shoot off into the sky, flying over a field of wind turbines, the force of his speed is enough to kick up a wind so powerful that the turbines begin spinning like crazy, overflowing the city with excess electricity.
Sonic looks down into the bright lights of the city below as the level complete music plays, "I'm literally so fuckin' high right now...!" he jokes, looking over his shoulder to call back at the S-Team "catch ya' later, chumps! ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Sam glares after him, defeated.
"Okay, there's road I can land on, there's grass I can land on, there's... water... and I'm heading straight for it..." Sonic observes his landing options, then looks at the camera "Sonic, Sez..."
"Erh-erh-erh-erh-erh-erh-erh-erh-erh-erh-erh-!" he struggles and fails to change his course "...Marco Polo!" he finishes.
Zip-"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sonic screams as he plummets towards the water of a backyard pool on an estate with a huge mansion.
SPPPSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! the splash he makes is huge.
"Whaaa...?" inside the mansion, a young boy wakes up from the noise.
Mmph! Sonic tries to jump out of the pool, but it's too deep and clean for him to get out that easily, he just sinks back down, stunned.
Okay, stay calm, Sonic, look around-THERE! he thinks, spotting a ladder,heh, problem solved, just get up, walk over to the ladder and... uh... ermm, ERRRMMM! he finds that walking along the bottom of the pool doesn't work, his feet just slide uselessly and he moves nowhere.
"Hello...?" the young boy breathes as he pulls open his bedroom curtains and looks down at the backyard.
He spots something in the pool.
"Huh-huh-huh!" he breathes as he runs out of his room and through the mansion "I'm gonna go look around, no time to get a grown-up, whatever it was might be gone by then!"
Things are deadly quiet outside.
"Hello!? is there anyone out here!?" the boy's ear-grindingly awful voice squeaks as he exits the mansion.
This is NOT how water worked before! I've always been able to run along the bottom of it, Labyrinth Zone! Aquatic Ruin Zone! Hydrocity Zone! MMMRRRRRRMMMMMM. Sonic thinks furiously as he struggles to run to the ladder while the drowning music plays.
SPISH! the young boy dives into the water from above.
What the-!? Sonic thinks in surprise.
The young boy grabs his hand and swims back towards the surface, they burst out of the water and onto the side of the pool together, the drowning music stops aruptly.
"UH, KAH, KAH, UH, AH, UH, KAH, KAH!" Sonic coughs "ugggh...!"
"Oh my god! are you okay!?" the boy demands, worried.
"Yeah, I'm alright..." Sonic smiles slyly, trying to look cool.
The boy stares at him intensely, "...you're beautiful."
"...thanks for noticing." Sonic answers awkwardly.
Long, awkward silence.
"So, I'm Chris Thorndyke." the boy breaks the silence "what's your name?"
"Thorndyke?" Sonic repeats "...that name sounds familiar."
*The screen goes to black.*
"My Dad owns a company named Thorndyke Industries." Chris suggests.
"Oh..." Sonic thinks back "...that's probably it."
Credits!
Voices: Brandon and Pand.
Writen by: Brandon Bullock.
Story Consultant: Pand.
Improv'ed Sound Effects: Brandon.
All footage from Sonic X, as well as Sonic the Hedgehog and all related characters are the property of SEGA, Sonic Team, and Yugi Naka, as a massive Sonic fan myself, I encourage everyone to please support the official release.
'The Chris Thorndyke Show' is a fan-based parody and protected under fair use, all voice clips and sound effects via my voice are mine.
All music used (with the occasional exception) is property of SEGA and their respective muscians, same with sound effects from Sonic games used.
The lyrics of 'The Chris Thorndyke Show Theme' is my property, however the instrumental music used in it is 'Sonic Drive' and belongs to SEGA.
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