Best At Being First

by Y2Jen

An arrogant song by Y2J about how better he is than everyone else since he was the first eeeever Undisputed Champ.

I'm the best at being the first.

I'm statistically number one.

One hundred percent,

I'm confident.

Hey, another match won.

I'm very good at being fast and strong,

My rate of success as good as my physique.

I'll just have to accept, don't get me wrong,

That's what makes me so unique.

If cheating in matches is a crime,

For each loss I was robbed every time.

Master of 1004 holds, that title is mine,

Yea, at winning I shine.

On scale I rank a perfect ten,

First ever Undisputed Champion.

The Rock just must be cursed,

Because he's the worst.

And I'm the best at being the first.

Who'd guess I'd get so far,

From wrestling up in some bar.

As champ I've raised the bar,

For every other superstar.

I'm the best at being the first,

My contract's the first to be reimbursed.

Everyone's got a fatal flaw

And define murphy's law.

And I'm the best at being the first.

Oh how on earth,

Can that be reversed?

Since I'm the best at being the first!