We Didn't Start the Fire
Part of the We Didn't Project by Planxty Lewis.
Based on the song by Billy Joel and the series Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. Disclaimer: I own neither.
A/N: So this is the second installment in my We Didn't Project. Basically something I decided to do to amuse/challenge myself and see how many different We Didn't Start the Fire parodies I could do. For each version, I use the exact same format which included specific rhyming schemes, keeping with the original rhythm of the lyrics (although I do that with all my parodies) and keeping the chorus. (and two other lines as well).
Other versions I've done so far are one on Irish Dancing and one on Harry Potter. Soon to come are Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, Trigun, Psych, Any number of broadway musicals, and probably many more topics, so keep your eyes peeled. (and if you have a request, let me know!)
Read and enjoy. And remember, reviews are not only welcome, they are ENCOURAGED! Please review, so I know what you like, dislike, etc! And be sure to check out my other song parodies!!
We Didn't Start the Fire - a la Twilight
Edward
Cullen, Shiny Car, Vampires, Crescent scar,
Making dinner,
Snowball battles, Vegetarians
Isabella, many strangers, bio
and trig, always danger
Striking beauty, lots of money, 'Dad'
is a surgeon
Scent of blood, Esme, he's gone on Sunny
days
Hungry, it's in his eyes, Twilight is the safest
time
Tyler crashes his van, Renee's got a new man
Invitations
to the spring dance, Arizona goodbye
We didn't start the
fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We
didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to
fight it
Quileute boys, Jacob Black, Trouble in Port Angelus
Lunch time table, watch a movie, Electric shock
New Home, Always wet, Edward prefers brunettes,
Cold ones, La Push, Jasper Hale, Sleep-talk
Werewolf, First Beach,
Bella must choose dog or leech,
Cullen Coven, Thunder Ball, Scary
Stories, Hospital
Felix, Reading minds, Silver Volvo,
Breakfast time
Edward leaves, Bella Grieves, Jacob makes the sun
shine
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since
the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't
light it
But we tried to fight it
Topaz eyes, Rosalie, Benefici, Volturi
Sweet breath, A new Moon, Debussy, Clair de Lune,
Police Chief,
Charlie Swan, inhibitions forgone,
Bad weather, rain again,
Edward's brand of heroin,
Painful
venom, Aro, Blood sucker, Plane ride home
On the Run, Embry,
irritable Grizzly.
Dark eyes, Peace Treaty, Emmet drives a
big red jeep
Motorcycles, Fast paced, Bella's 18th
birthday.
We didn't start the fire
It was always
burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the
fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Billy
Black, Carlisle, Bella catches James' eye,
Destined, Legends,
sparkling skin like diamonds,
Never bet against Alice, Mike Newton
is so jealous
Phone Call, Rumors, Edward's in Volterra
Laurent,
back again, Angela is dating Ben
couldn't stay, ran away, what
else do I have to say
We didn't start the fire
It was
always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start
the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Cliff
Jumping, Old Red Truck, Bella's number- long past up!
Eclipse,
cold lips, pulse pounding, heart skips
Harry has a heart attack,
Bella's room is ransacked,
Try to catch Victoria, Jacob gets the
kiss he wants
Graduation, Finally, Sam imprints on
Emily,
Edward vows to espouse, bling, ring, Bella scowls.
Edwards
agrees to the chore, but they must make love before
Bella says
that she is sure, I can't take it anymore
We didn't start the
fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We
didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to
fight it