A/N: This is the only Digimon that I fully know about and like. WOOOOOO! TIME FOR A STORY BASED ON A FRANCHISE THAT I DO NOT OWN! To get my inner 90's Kid (AT4W reference) going, "DUUUUDDESS! This guy is RADICAL!"
Etemon danced around in his condo. "I can't wait for my concert! This is gonna ROCK! Hey, baby, I'm gonna sing and sing!"
Happily, he scoured his favorite Elvis records, throwing aside an Elvis plush toy. "Hound Dog? No, I sang it last week. Blue Suede Shoes? Too bouncy. Always On My Mind? Not good enough. Man, ah've been search for five and a half hours! How can I find the perfect song?"
Nearby, his elderly neighbor turned on Saturday Night Live. Miley Cyrus was the musical guest, and she was singing one of her new songs.
Etemon paced. "Darn these thin walls!" He started to pound on the wall, then stopped. "Hey...if I sing this Cyrus's song, I can get even more fans!"
After The Concert:
"BOO, YOU STINK!" A fan started to beat Etemon with his own microphone. People were rioting, looting, one concert-goer was even raiding the popcorn stand. Before one fan clocked Etemon with a nasty-looking hammer, he broke free and ran to the extra microphone.
"ELVIS TIME! That was just a joke, y'hear?" Instantly, the crowd started to cheer and metaphorically sing his praises.
A/N: YAY! No Miley Cyruses were harmed in the making of this story, but only because I couldn't find any weapons. Also, could you tell that I like SNL? Finally, I actually did my research, by looking up Elvis songs! Tell me if you liked this! Based on the reaction, or maybe based on my opinion, I'll make more. Have an excellent day, everyone! :)