Sucks to Be Me

by princezamija

Sherry — She probably complained too much about being alone as a kid. Yeah. That was probably why life was tormenting her with the company of a demented clown, a six year-old with a skewed vocabulary, and hair.

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[Sucks to Be Me]

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She probably complained too much about being alone as a kid. Yeah. That was probably why life was tormenting her with the company of a demented clown, a six year-old with a skewed vocabulary, and hair.

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I don't own Zatch Bell!

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"Merde, can you please fuck off?!"

Zofis trailed behind the quickly retreating blonde like a shadow. "Now, now Sherry, that's not a kind thing to say to someone who has your best friend's life in his hands."

"For the last time, Koko is fine. Koko is at home, watching anime—" Sherry glanced at her buzzing phone and waved the screen in Zofis' general direction. "Look, she just sent me a selfie holding the new boxed set she just bought. See?"

"But Sherry—"

"She said to fuck off," a new voice growled.

The Frenchwoman glanced in the direction of the prepubescent voice and groaned. "And now a six year-old boy is defending me. Does that assho—Dufort know you're here?"

Zeno continued, unperturbed. "Nobody insults Sherry but—"

"Zeno, please go home."

Zofis sneered, "Yes, child, go—"

"Fuck you, Zofis!"

"Putain de merde," Sherry hissed, "Why is this my life? Why me? Go back to Kiyo and fuck up his life again and stop bothering me!"

A head of very tall hair arrived. "I sense a damsel in distress," proclaimed Danny.

Sherry stifled a scream.

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why did I publish this