A/N: STOP FLAMING ON MEH STORY, if YOU FLAME DEN UZ A HATER AND A GOTHIK FREAK.

Hi, I'm Kim pink'n Cyrus, and I live in district 12. I have short blond hair with pink highlights, and a face full of MAC makeup (for de haut guys), my hazel eyes look like gleaming haut stars, and my lips are a perfect bow, they look amazing, I'm gorgeous and beautiful, and haut, and today I'm wearing haut red skinny jeans from guess, a Michael Kors purse, ands a sexy slutty black top from foreveh 21. I'm also wearing amazing slutty stilettos, and a pink leather jacket.

My life in district 12 is like so hard, yesterday I had to get bread from that hot kid, but that horrible goth girl catnis was there, she so ugly, she has purple hair with white highlights, and ugly black clothes, her eyes look like burning cat poop, and she smells like that too.

"You ugly hag, gets alway from my boy" I tell her angrily

"No, can't you see we're going to make out"

I wanted to slap that ugly biyotch for talkin to Peta but my I just got a very expensive manicure that was expensive, so I didn't.

Where was I... Oh yea so my life is so like so fckn hard, my mom said I couldn't get my nose periced because it would look slutty, duhhh that's the point (moms a BICH) Also there's these reaping each year and they get these kids to go die or somethin, but thnx goodness I'm too hot for dat shit, I never gotten pickd before. I just slept wid the man who put the names in and he didn't put in my name. But this year when I tried to sleep with him I found didn't like him because he liked catnis so I was just like "ewwww get lost u freak" but it's ok I'm 16 so it's my last yearr in the jar thingy.

"Hey Gail" I say hautly

"Hey Kim" he says to me. Gail has medium sized blond hair, and he's haut and he's a man slut, like me.

"YESTERDAY I CAUGHT GITHIK GIRL MAKIN OUT WID PEITA" I tell him

"That BICH he says, how dare she talk to that Hauty" he screams angrily. Gail is bi, we had you know what befrorte but he kept talking about This guy he had it wid, so we stoped. Anyways his thingy is so small, so it's kk.

We walk to the town and catch catnis making out with some haut guy. I want to push catmik away and have you know what with him, but I think my step-dad slept wid him last night so I don't. Instead me and Peita (who's all horny now) just walk away hautly.

Anyways we walk to the town and I fix my blonde with pink highlights hair for the reaping, I have to look good when the cameras look into the peoples, so people get Jelous of how slutty and haut I look.

"OMG he looks so haut" says gale hornyli

"Mmmmm I know right" I say sluttly

After fixing my hair, and staring at the hot Peita and his hot blonde hair and his haut clothes the lady with the weird pink Afro comes on stage, and stares at me (I think she fantasizes about me) so I stick my middle finger at her, and tell her to eff off (geddit eff, Effie) she acts like nothing happens. She tells everyone to be quiet so I have to yell at everyone to shut the f up, but then this ugly guy looks at my breasts ( I just got a boob job) so I slap him.

Then the pink Afro lady who wants me pulls out the names. I can't Beleive what my ears hear
"catnis evergreen" she says
Ahahaha I laugh so hard but then my heart breaks
"peitea mellarks" I can't beleive it. He goes on stage but that fckn gothik girl catnis starts staring at him and smiling. Tht BICH! AGHHHH

HOW DARE SHE SPEND ALONE TIME WITH MY (future) MAN. I get up on stage and take my heels off and when I'm about to hit her with my expensive stilettos which are expensive the shoes hits the pink ladies hair instead. Her ugly wig comes falls off and she's bald underneath, I gasp I then slap Catnis and say
"I VOLUNTEER instead of this ugly goth girl" but catkins gets Jelous and screamz

"NO I CATNIS EVEHGREEN WILL NOT LEAVE PEOTA MELLARKS"

I glare at her with a mean face which is mean. The Capitol people couldn't decide on who to pick so they pick us both.
Then they tell us to celebrate on stage so I start twerking for Peita, and everyone gasps, so i start twerking even harder. I turn Peita on, and he gets hauter. But my twerking almost breaks the stage and the pink bald effie shouts "thats MAHAGONY" so i just stare at her, and continue twerking. But cantnis tries to get pietas attenttion by singing some gothk song, peita ignores her, and hautly looks at me. He wants me, so i go to him and start French kissing him hautly and the people gasp and the cameras close in on us. Th pink lady comes and seperates us, i slap her and tell her to eff of (get it eff... effie) and continue with pita,

we get naked on stage and have you know what for the first time wid his gigantic thingy. It feels so good, I make noises "ohh ohh ohh" while the entire panem watches us on stage. I feel so slutty.