A few days ago, I interviewed Lord Scourge. He kindly mentioned a dish that he once tasted as a child,
on a trip to the mid rim planet of Naboo. That gave me an idea. How many ways can you cook a Gungan?
(Jar Jar Binks tastes good) All of these dishes are highly ILLEGAL on Naboo, although they do have
an underground culture. Warning: Eating these may give you VIOLENT, EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA.
In addition, these dishes may have caused the zombie virus. That would explain why all Gungans
are brain dead.
1. Gungan Ear Stew (Thanks to Lord Scourge)
2. Deep Fried Gungan Feet
3. Roasted Gungan Nuts
4. Gungan Haggis (Gungan's heart, liver, lungs mixed with spices and boiled in it's stomach)
5. Gungan Blood Soup with Eyeballs
6. Sliced Gungan Tongue sautéed in Gooberfish Oil
7. Tossed Gungan, Yobcrab, and Bean Salad
8. Chilled Gungan Brain (Served partly frozen)
9. Freshly-ground Gungan Hamburger (made into Burger Patties, Sausage, etc.)
10. BBQ Gungan Steaks
11. BBQ Gungan Ribs
12. Gungan Brain Pudding
13. Gungan Head stuffed with all manner of vegetables, and baked
14. Slow Roasted Gungan (over an open flame for 12 hours)
15. Gungan Poppers (Gungan Nuts fried in their blood)
16. Re-Fried Gungan and Beans
17. Gungan Jerky
18. Toasted Gungan Ears
19. Slow Smoked Gungan (usually 12 - 15 hours; any longer and they will start to stink)
20. Boiled Gungan Toes
21. Freshly Squeezed Gungan Juice
22. Fried Gungan Sticks (their fingers)
23. Gungan Brain Pâté (great for sandwiches)
24. Diced Gungan Meat
25. Freeze Dried Gungan Nuts
26. Gungan & Wookie Chili
27. Gungan Liver & Onions
28. Gungan stuffed inside a Gooberfish and slow boiled
29. Shredded Gungan with Yobcrab knuckles.
30. Wild Gungan Stew
31. Baked Gungan Pie
32. Fried Gungan Toes
33. Fried Gungan Eyes
34. Fried Gungan Lung
35. Baked Gungan Lung
36. Stuffed Gungan Lung
37. Yobcrab Cakes with Gungan Sauce
38. Broiled Gungan Kidney Slices
39. Gungan Milk (Female Gungans can be milked like cows twice a day)
40. Hard Boiled Gungan Eyes
41. Poached Gungan Eggs
42. Thinly Sliced Gungan Butt
43. Beer Battered Gungan Balls
44. Gungan Head Surprise (brain removed, mixed with other organs, then blended. Poured in head, then baked)
45. Gungan Intestine Sausages
46. Gungan Slurry Soup (Gungan boiled in it's own blood until evaporated. What's left is mushy goo)
47. Deep Fried Gungan Lard
48. Scrambled Gungan Eggs
49. Hard Boiled Gungan Eggs
50. Gungan Kidney Bean Soup