Herro again you guys!
I know, you must be saddened by the fact that I am, in fact, not dead... just kidding!
Well here's another one of my one-shots... I know, I should stop writing them, but I just can't for some reason!
I DO have the next chapter for "Life as a Boy: Mercedes," though.

Until then, enjoy~


Evan had heard the many rumors, rumors that a certain elven queen would mistake the teen as her ex-lover.

Not anymore; he had dyed his hair blonde the week before he knew they'd meet at the Alliance meeting.


It was now the day before the meeting. Evan was now hanging in Henesys. A blonde lady with pointy ears came up to him.

"Phantom!" she screamed like a fangirl.

He now realized that no one told him who her lover was.


I have no clue how, but I came up with this while I was watching "The First 48."

Love you!