Hans von Hozel: Crystal

Disclaimers: Bill Compton and Crystal belong to Charlaine Harris. Alan Ball deserves kudos (maybe?) for the version of the characters represented herein.


Bill Vampire Queen making travels to block the cock.

"No Eric cock on the telepath!" she cries.

Outside, she makes a running. "Vamp speed run or hover?" she wonder. The she danubes acoss the Sweet Home cemetery.

Crystal Mama Kitty on tree sitting.

"Roar" says MamaKitty. She bits tree. "Roar" said MamaKitty.

The tree branch falls, stabs Queen Bill.

"Yeek!" screams Queen Bill. "Tree branch stabby stabby me!"

The Queen is dead.

Long live MamaKitty.


AN: Is it me or has Mama Kitty disappeared from TB? Maybe...