Once upon a day before horus heresy happened so galaxy is still good place to live (so this story makes sensce)
leman russ and rogal dorn were walking down a road on a planet which the emperor's children recently bought,
"boy, it was sure nice of fulgrim to invite us over for a pizza eh lemon?" said rogal dirn to leman, he calls leman lemon because they are good brothers and so have special bro nicknames fyi "i can't wait i'm so hungry from all of this crusading bro!" replied leman russ, and they continued continued this conservation about all the hard work they had benn doing until they come to a level crossing "ahh man its closed , this sucks bro!" annoyingly said rogal "well i geuss a train must be coming through this section, delivering important cargo such as people, cargo, and even over trains from one area to another, allowing long distance trade possible" lemon informed rogal rogal was getting an impateient "arghh cant we just cross over the gates, no-one will tell us off"
"but dude! thats dangerous, a train could come and run you over bro!"
rogal listened to lemon, but his attentiveness and hunger were just too much, and he gave in to baldness and foolisheness "urggghhh... I...GOT...TO...GO!" ROGAL anguished as he quickly bolted under the gates lemon tried to warn him!
"Dude"
rogal didnt listen "DUDE!"
btu it was too late, the train had already came and it was too fast for rogal to dodge the train ran over rogal, its' speed and mass flattening rogal to a pancake, he was no match for it he was still just alive but all of his bones had been broken and his entire skin has a bruise "urrgghhhhhhhh"
"I warned you dude, i warned you about train corssing, now you are quadrapelgic bro ands o cant have pizza"
"it hurts so much" quitely wimperd rogal "Sorry bro"
SO LEMON took the foolish rogal dorn and took him to space wolf hospital.
meanwhile fulgirm was still a t the pizza restrautn, and he was still waiting. but becaus rog and lem go to hospital,
he was all alone.
"haha you dont have any friend!" mocked robert, because he was a dick fulgrim cried a little.

ending for now!
maybe more chapters