FYI: in this fic The DEO is a known branch of government similar to that of the CIA etc. -Known but still covert. And Kara had a late night mission so stayed at the DEO instead of sleep flying, because she's a nerd and thinks it's dangerous. Afterwards she kept on doing so, so that her identity stays in tact.

Curled tight inside a mass of checkered blankets... hair frizzy and knotted full with pillow feathers, lay a dozing Kryptonian. The buzz of a cute snore wafting through the room lightly content to stay squished inside her soft happy place... until... that was she had the surprise of her life...

"SUPERGIRL, SUPERGIRL YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP!"

Half unconscious she gurgled "Not now Aunt... the-uh the Fire Ants won't reach the length of six rubles until we feed them more huyk and then they aren't ready to cook until the day of our ancestry celebrations"

Feeling a jab and a snigger she startled to an amused Winn Schott Jr poking at her with a broom to the ribs. Hovering a tad dramatically might she add, Kara came back down to reality for reals (don't laugh but I still sleep float sometimes, it scares the crap outta Alex) still partially snoozing landing in an crumpled heap ontop of a DEO bunk.

Grumpily she caressed her side gently grumbling "Owww... ... that actually hurt, you got me in my descending rib cage.. we're not all as protected and fleshy as hoomans y'know, Kryptonians have extrassss."

Winn rolled his eyes pretending to cough "Ehem Baby.. YOUR BULLETPROOF and you watch wayyy too much Deep Space nine M'Kayyyy"

"Says the guy quoting Southpark" Glaring she twirled her legs over the mattress bare feet padding the speckled floor, covers dipping to reveal a tight tight and absolutely rivetingpair of baby pink boxers and a black halter crop top. Senses heightening Kara rubbed at her eyes as she braced the land of the living realising "Winn have you grown another organ or is their another heartbeat I should know about?!"

Eyes rising to a guy peeking over Winns shoulder, scraggly looking.. wearing an age old beanie, clear rimmed glasses and holding A MASSIVE VIDEO CAMERA...

Arms running insecurely around her lower half.. unsuccessfully attempting to cover her nudie 15 pack abdomen, she was now WIDE AWAKE.. looking to him in confusion squeaking "Errr um Winn err huh why-y is there a rando guy filming mee?... especially when... IM not... uh! WEARING the suit or ...rather. Um. ANY ACTUAL CLOTHING?!"

Barely noticing Kara's clear insecurities, too used the Kryptonians penchant for sleeping in fewer garments, nonchalantly Winn still waved the new guy over, all the while Kara was scratching fiercely at her neck trying to disperse some of that nervous energy, failing in her attempt at not being too weirded out this early in the morning.

"Supergirl this is Alcide, or Al for short... Al this is Supergirl." Winn jabbered

Sending her computer bestie an obnoxious 'thanks for this' stare, irritation whirling she turned to Al as he timidly scooted forward camera braced on one shoulder- waving a hand between steadying his equipment "Hi um I'm here to follow you around for the next few days?"

Realisation dawning smiling somewhat forcibly, nodding she croaked "oh tha-ats uh fi-ine ...Sorry i just thought it was later in the week... um.. now I gotta go get ready.. before any calls come through so uh... if you both could please leave whilst I take a shower? ... thanks byeeee."

Zipping away rather abruptly... she left Al and Winn windswept and giddy... turns out Al thinks she's a 'real life comic book hero'...

... WELL... THEY DID BASE THEM ALL OFF OF ME... Zhioha! [Idiot]

An hour and a half later ... two human rescues and the saving of a sea otter that had been stolen from the local wildlife centre and Kara was stood around the DEO round table like she was King Arthur.. though...a little less noble and possibly alot saucier.

The gossip segment of they're not so 'knightly' conversations lead with...

"...and yea so I think he was hitting on me.. he kept petting the poor creature like he was petting my sea otter.. if y'know what I mean..."

Alex chimed in "..at least you didn't actually want to do it... so it's not as bad as that time you almost banged your mailman because you felt guilty Krypto nearly killed him trying to take the newspaper he'd brought over for you..."

Winn bounced "Oh YESSSS I forgot about that one! Isn't he the dreamy guy with layer upon layer of ass muscle that you keep on telling me about?... you should introduce me, no.. wait! you two should bang... then introduce me.. that way we both get laid and I'm totes fine with being the rebound guy."

Looking to him incredulously Kara stated "Winn I don't bang... the only thing I bang is criminals..."

Alex sniggered, as she looked up from some case notes muttering "Well some of them do deserve a mhmm 'reward' after the ways in which you usually k'o them, so that makes sense" nodding decisively.

Lucy butted in as she walked past "Oooo so you DO like a bad boy... I say pick Vartox... a guy that muscular he's bound to have a big *bleeeeeeep* and we all know you could do with getting some Supes!" She winked.

Flustered cringing and gesturing with her arms "eew wha-pffff n-o it's not like that, ughhhh he's not even my type! I'm not gonna just.. fu-" spotting the camera, little red light still blinking she reeled herself back in gulping "-ffff- frolic with him OR any of them to say sorry... it's they're own fault they're super villains, that's not on meee!"

Lucy mumbled under her breath cheekily "pussy"

Raising an eyebrow, Drifting on a tangent Kara's eyes snapped up "...HEYYY you are the one's that are saying I need to get laid, I never said that, I do k'o them rather well though don't I?!" Grinning she shifted from foot to foot.

Alex only half listening decided to go in for the kill "Uh huh well... considering your as tense and frigid as a cat in heat and you described your last encounter with your ex boyfriend and I quote 'I used his ding dong as a didgeridoo to call upon a higher power' I'd say you definitely do bang and that you could probably still do with getting some Supergirl sooo..."

Jaw hitting the floor vibrating with a swirl of embarrassment and a dab of angst Kara growled at them all "IT WAS A JOKE AND I SAID THAT IN CONFIDENCE ALEX!" cracking the table she stood in place as Winn leaned into the eldest Danvers and whispered "Do you think she can actually make steam come out of her ears or?"

Grinning Lucy's head popped up from nowhere "10 dollars to the person who makes it happen first... maybe her eyes'll glow that much it'll heat up some of her freeze breath and it'll come out of her ears... it's all practically the same body part right?..."

Alex crinkled and shook her head "um I'm a Doctor.. and even though Alien physiology is still a fucking mystery to me I'm fairly certain that's not how it works... but to hell with it I'm all for trying... so deal!"

Twelve hours later... in the middle of the night... as an unsuspecting Kara lay sleeping...

"Watch this!"

Using Alex's new musical symbol set, the one she'd ordered off amazon in a hurry.. prime click and collect... what a wonder, three naughty DEO school children hovered over Kara with fingers to their lips trying readily not to chuckle.

Trembling.. Shakily Alex rose both arms just above Kara's head before purposefully slamming them back down with a vengeance. To say the next few moments weren't the best in her life would be an outright lie and the fact they'd ended up with it on tape by Alcide who was sitting in the far corner was a goddamn blessing.

Yeeting right out of the room... through four walls... two hallways and landing in the middle of the DEO operating room... smashing computers as she goes. Supergirl was hovering with her back pushed up against the high ceiling as she panted with adrenaline, drearily she held herself upside down like Spider-Man.

On edge and ready for battle, just waiting to counter attack... Kara watched as Winn, Alex, Lucy and then finally Alcide came grunting in to see the mess they'd created.. outright bawling with laughter...

...it was outrageous.

Hands on her hips Alex mumbled coming up for air, catching her breath "IF this doesn't end up on the American equivalent of you've been framed I'm suing!"

Because ...It was really quite something.

That's when about 99% of DEO Agents suddenly scattered as they heard a certain huffy brooding Green Martian shouting "A-GENT DANVERS!"

Lucy turned yelping at Winn... the only one who'd made it out of the line of fire and was already halfway to slavers moon... "FUCKING RUN"