Dear Gumball.
Although you'll probably never read this,
I love you.
Not like a 'Brother' type, a sex type of love.
If you are reading this sentence, you're probably sewing your jaw back on.
Hopefully you'll still read on.
I've never told you this in person for good reasons.
You deserve better.
I'm a fish. At my age, I wouldn't be surprised if I died next Tuesday.
Plus, there's way better people than me for you.
Penny, Carrie, and Rachel off the top of my head.
They're all very smart and sweet.
Me? I'm all salty and soaked.
I wouldn't last an hour with you.
I did write "Hour".
Just a small tear stain.
This paper is getting short. I'll wrap it up quick.
You'll get this letter in the morning when you wake up.
I'm tired. Its 2 in the morning.
I'll go to bed. Can't be tired for rejection.
Hugs and Fishy-kisses,
Darwin -
A/N DANG! took me a whole minute to write that!
(He's lying. Took him ten!)
This was just more of a challenge to myself than anything really. I wanted to see how long I could write a simple love letter to someone. I'd say it turned out HORRIBLE-
If you have just one quick second for some reason, leave a review. This isn't nothing too fancy. Just a bit of a drabble. As Darwin wrote, its 2 in the morning. Time for sleep.
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