Mello was walking down the raod to go to the store and get chocolat. Suddinly in front of her a notbook fell from the sky! He was suprised and He picked it up. On the front of said daeth note. He was perspired and picked it up. He put it in his poket (his pants poket) too look at later. He went home. When he was home he opened the notebook. It said that the person whose name was writen will die(like John Stewart but with a face) Mello wondered if it was really real but he didnt want to try befor thinking about itfirst. He goes to sleep to think some more.

Hello woke up in his bed the next dsy! He took the daeth note out of his poket but then! a Shinigami appeared.

"Who the fuck r you" assed Mello

"My nanes Daril Guroza but you can call me daril" said daril. "I'm a Shinigami which is God of daeth"

"Oh ok," said mello

Mello are som chocola r and then went to ask dari l questions

"Is the Darth note real" he asked

"Yeah duh I'm a daeth God stupid" said daril

"Ya that makes sense" said mellow. "But how do you use it"

"I write the instructions for a reason you lazy ass" said datil

"Ya i read them"

"Ok" said daril

"Will it help me join the mafia" asked mello

"The fuck is the mafia" asked daril

"Sorry I forget you are a shinigami which is God of daeth" sad mello "it is a human thing in trying to join so why did you chose me to give a Darth note to?"

"Becus i am in love with you" Daril told him

"Are you a lesbian?" said mello

"Ya" saidDaril

"Oh ok so I'm gonna kill a mob boss with the daeth note now"

He killed a mob boss with the daeth note. Then he got a call aftet 40 secands from Rod Ross (that is the leder of the mafia in daeth note if you dont know)

"That is the leder of the mafia" sed mello and He ansered his phone

"Hi" he said

"Hi" saud Rod "im the leder of the mafia"

"I kno" said mello

"Ya i wanted to tell you a mob boss just diec"

Mello gasped

"Ya i know" he said "I killed him with my notebook"

"Oh well since you killed him you can join the mafia"

"Ok thanks" saidmello

"Your welcome" said rod

Mello hung up

"Who was that," asked Daril

"The leader of the mafia" said mello "he said i can join"

"The fuck is the mafia" asked Daril

"You will aee" said mello "btw we can't date i have a bf"

"Ok who is it"

"His name is matt and we met at the ophanege" said mello "I ran away wen I was 14 almost 15 and we haven't seen echother but we didn't break up so it wood be cheating"

"Is He a lesbian too" asked Daril

"No he is a boy" said mello

"O mayb I will meet him one day" said Daril

"Ya meybe"

A/N: pls tell me what you think in reviews! is it good! next chapter the mafia members will be there and more exiting stuff hapens!