How To Train Your Alchemist
A/N: So I got this stuck on my mind for quite a while now. So might as well do it XD I really love these two things so I was like 'Why not make a crossover of Fullmetal Alchemist and How To Train Your Dragon?' So here is the baby! First Fanfic by the way. Just saying. Anyway… I have invited Astrid and Ed over to do the disclaimer.
Disclaimer:
Ed: Fang does not own Me or Fullmetal Alchemist no matter how much she begs Truth.
Astrid: Fang does not own me or How To Train Your Dragon no matter how much she prays for it to happen.
Me: Thank you and I love you!
Warning: Might have some swearing because Ed is Ed no matter what. Roy Mustang, Riza Haweye, Alphonse Elric and Winry Rockbell shall come in the later chappies.
Blabittybla- Dragon language
Blabittybla- Thoughts
Blabittybla- Truth
Blabittybla- Amestrian Language
Boomshakalakalaka Awoooooooeeeeiiiiii Maaaaaaallllllaaaaamallllallllalllla Kamehameha! (It means go forth my precious reader in some sort of language that I have created and the world needs and shall discover)
Prolouge-ish-thingymabob: Going to Berk
Third person's P.O.V
Edward Elric stood in front of the gate and in front of a white figure with a shadowy aura surrounding him. This figure is known as Truth. So mister Al-Che-Mist. I know you are wondering why I called you forth here right? "SERIOUSLY TRUTH! WHAT THE HELL? ARE YOU GOING TOP PLAY ANOTHER DIRTY TRICK ON ME AND MY BROTHER? HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH? DAMN YOU!" Now now Ed. I called you here because I needed your help. I have sensed a great danger on the other side of the Gate that will bring danger to this side of the Gate. I need you to go and destroy it for me. I know when you need help. When you do, I'll send some help. If you fail, you will never be able to get back to Amestris ever again. "So, you need my help? Why me?" Because I know you are the only one that could defeat this force, in exchange, I'll give your brother's body back. Ed thought about it for a moment. Then he approved. "Alright Truth. I'll do this dirty work of yours. As long as you give me back my brother." Equivalent Exchange right? I promise that to you. Also, I'll be giving you Northern Automail since the place you will be going to is very cold. Just then, a flash appears on Ed's automail and he has his normal clothes repaired. Your automail is unbreakable. So Winry will not kill you by throwing a Wrench straight on your head when you break it. Ed gulped and then nodded. Without another word, The gate opens and Ed steps right in and then the world goes black.
I hope you like this Prolouge! Hiccup and the gang shall show up by the next chapter. Anyway, REVIEW OR ED SHALL KILL YOU WITH HIS ALCHEMIC POWERS OR TOOTHLESS SHALL KILL YOU WITH CUTENESS. Flames shall be given to Roy Mustang to power up his Flame Alchemy. Until then! See ya!
~Shadow Fang