Its Junior's bday tomorrow LARry
Ok bob lettuce throw a surprise party
Omg larry yyou cant get away with all these vegetable puns
Sorry
Its ok
So can we throw a party
Yeet.
Yey party!
Yay!
Oh here comes junior quick hide….
SUPRISE
Omg guys i have anxiety you cant just jump at me like that
Oh sorry jr.
OH MY GOSH ROBERT YOU ARE EATING A PIZZA
Laryr what have i told you about calling me robert i'm bob.
Sorr. but anyway DO YOU KNOW WHAT PIZZA IS MADE OUT OF
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TOMAT SAUC E!
I had a nightmare las night
What kind of nightmare larry
Idk it was becaus you ate pizza
We shall never speak of that again
But Robert im scared
I TOLD YOU DONT CALL ME ROBERT
Sorry but i'm scared
well larry whats your fav Bible verse
Matthew 7:6
Ok, then when you get scared at night, just keep repeating your favrite Bible verse and you'll feel better
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Later that night:
What did bob say to do if im scared
Oh yeah i''ll say my fav Bible verse
"Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces."
larry repeated this 68 times. He felt much bette.
We will now take an innermission to sing a silly song with larry
"Hiya kidz were gonna sing about…. TRAFFIC!"
"WHEN THE LIGHRT IS GREEN YOU CAN DRIVE ALL DAY
YEAH YEAH YEAH DRIVE YOUR CARES AWAY
DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE BUT KEEP THE SPEED LIMIT OF COURSE
DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE ALL DAY.
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DRIVIN, DRIVIN, LETS OBEY THE RULES
LETS BE CAREFUL SO WE DONT LOOK LIKE FOOLS.
DRIVIN DRIVIN LETS HAVE SO MUCH FUN
DRIVIN IS GOOD FOR EVERYONE.
ANYONE OF ANY AGE
BUT LETS CONTROLL OUR ROAD RAGE.
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AND WHEN THERES A STOP SIGN THEN YTOU HAVE TO STOP
STOP STOP STOP
WATER YOUR CROPS
STOP SIGN SAYS TO STOP STOP STOP
UNLESS YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU'RE NOT BEING WATCHED BY A COP
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WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS YELLOW YOU GOTTA GO SLOW
OH NO NO
GO SO SLOW
YOU SLOW IT DOWN WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS YELLOW
YES MY FRIENDS BE A CAREFUL FELLOW.
EVEN IF YOU'RE ALREADY IN AN INTERSECTION,
YOU HAVE TO SLOW DOWN, SO PAY ATTENTION.
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AND WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS RED YOU STOP AT IT
HAVE SOME WIT
STOP AT IT
WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS RED YOU STOP AT IT
YOU CANT RUN A RED LIGHT.
UNLESS YOUR COlORBLIND.
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IF YOU WANNA TURN PUT YOUR SIGNAL ON
IF YOUR NAME IS JOHN
PUT YOUR SIGNAL ON
DRIVE DIRVE DRIVE BUT BE CAREFUL BRO
DRIVING RULES, NOW YOU KNOW!
HOORAY!
So what's a Bible story we haven't done an episode of yet
David and Bathsheba
OMG NO LARRY THAT'S TOTALLY INAPPROPRIAATE, IT'S ABOUT LUST
Oh whoops
Also we already did that one
Oh ok. then how about cain and able
Okie
Once upon a time there were two brother. Cane-
-THAT'S ME
Shut ut larry we know. And also abel.
That's me (said that grape dude)
But one day cane decided he wanted fruit sald so he made abel into a fruit salad, the end.
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YAYYYYY
Man guys that story was SCARY (said Jr.)
Yeah thats because some new company took over veggiteales and now we all look like mutants.
Oh.
And not the cool kind of mutant, like Tangerine.
You mean Wolverine?
Uh yea that's what I said, moron. Anyway veggietales has been ruined for eternity.
ugh
Ikr. but on the bright side, now we're allowed to say insults to each other
shut up you filthy menace to society. ( junior said. *)
no you shut up, you garbage-dwelling scoundrel," Bob.
"omg stop arguing you foolish heathens!" LAry
"This sucks"
"This is stupid"
Hey robert, can you-
Oh my flippin gosh larry for the final time, my name is BOB. How you like it if I called you Lawrence
That's fine
NO IT'S NOT BC LARRY IS YOUR NAME
Ye but it'S short for laurens
Oh yeah? I suppose you think Robert is short for bob/1?!
It is.
Oh Yeah your rigth.
Anyway can I have a raise
Larry we are vegetablse, we don't get paid to do these films
Exactly,. I feel like we deserve money.
But larr we are vegtebleas
I know but even vegetables deserve love. IM STARTING AN ACTIVISM
Oh no
VEGETABLES DESERVE HUMAN RIGHTS!
But larry. im telling you. We a re litterly vegtables. We are not humans.
Oh yeah.
So we learned a lot today!1!11!
Our number one lesson is: even if you really feel like murdering your siblings sometime, its not a good idea!
You can say that again bob!
Hey lets see if kwerti has a verse for us.
No you buffoons, I do NOT have a Bible verse, bc i am a windows vista and i broke down ages ago- *said qwerty.)
Oh., poo