Hello all it's been a while since I've written a story good enough to post this one was not easy to pull off but for anyone who's a Bare-naked Ladies fan or likes the song 'One Week' as well as a Ghost Hunt this one's for you. Short summery the SPR gang have a semi-funny discussion about yet another fight between the big boss man and his brown-haired assistant. Also found an amazing One Week anime music video on YouTube should seriously check it out.
Disclaimer I don't own Ghost Hunt or One Week or the YouTube video.
Italics= song lyrics
Bold italics= slight changes made to song lyrics
Yashura stared at the clock on the wall while Monk, Ayako, John and Masako all chatted away the quiet afternoon in the lounge of the SPR office. He glanced at his watch then back at the clock. "Yashura-kun are you going to be late for something? You've been keeping rather intense track of time," John spoke up almost interrupting his concentration. "Nope just waiting for something," Yashura answered continuing his staring contest with the clock.
Monk: "What are you waiting for?"
Ayako: "Or who?"
Masako: "Is there a client coming?"
Yashura: "Just wait a moment. Wait for it. . . .Wait for it . . . ok. . Now."
"JERK!" SLAM! Mai stormed out of Naru's office an out the building calling out, "I'll be right back," followed closely with another SLAM!
"Ohhhhhhhhhh," everyone said in union. They all sighed and for a moment everyone was quiet. "How long has it been now?" asked Ayako.
Yashura: "It's been one week since she looked at him
Cocked her head to the side and said she was angry"
Monk to Ayako: "Yeah, and about five days since you laughed at me saying
'Get that together come back and see me'
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till they say they're sorry."
Everyone sighed knowing it was true.
Yashura trying to change the subject: "Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aqua man
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss."
Masako: "I like the sushi
'cause it's never touched a frying pan."
Yashura: "I can be Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
an big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value."
Monk: "Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake."
Ayako: "I'd like a stinkin achin shake."
John: "I like vanilla; it's the finest of the flavors."
Just then Mai came back in through the office door and headed back to Naru's office closing both doors behind her.
"Looks like round two," muttered Monk, "I'd actually like to see that."
Yashura: "Ya you gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous,
You'll have to sign a waiver."
"I wonder how it's going in there?" John wondered out loud.
Naru to Mai: "How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?"
Naru's inner thoughts: Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
Gene to Naru: "Did you know I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will. Cuz it looks like Mai's gonna kill you."
Naru shrugged: "I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve."
Mai: "I hope you're not like Monk and have a history of taking off your shirt." Mai stormed out for about the hundredth time that week.
Yashura, Monk, Ayako, John and Masako watched Mai storm out of building yet again and all sighed again.
Ayako to Monk: "It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air
and said 'You're crazy'."
Monk to Ayako: "And five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees."
John to Masako: "It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault
not a moment too soon."
Masako to John "And yesterday you'd forgiven me."
Ayako: "And now we sit back and wait til they say they're sorry."
Yashura changing the subject again: "Ever hear of Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Or watched' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in the next one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai."
John: "I'm gonna get a set a' better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing."
Monk: "I gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing."
"Monk!" cried Ayako. Monk laughed. "That's not funny."
Monk to Ayako: "How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
I'm tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad."
Yashura to Monk: "I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will." He pointed to a very angry looking Ayako.
Monk put his hands up in defense: "I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve." Ayako lunged for Monk and grabbed his shirt he stripped out of his shirt and ran to the other side of the office.
Monk to Ayako: "I also have a history of losing my shirt."
Yashura ended up on the floor from laughing so hard even John and Masako had a giggle and Ayako was left both stunned and fuming.
It's been one week since Mai looked at him
Dropped her arms to her sides
And said "She was sorry"
Five days since he laughed at her and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
They realized they were both to blame,
but what could they do?
Yesterday Mai just smiled at him
Ayako:"It'll still be two days till they say they're sorry."
Mai: "It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry."
Naru: "It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry."
Yashura: "You know Birch mount Stadium, home of the Robbie?"
Masako: "Perhaps it is best if we leave today and come back in two days instead of forcing small talk like this." The others agreed and took their leave just as Mai was returning they said their good-byes and parted ways.
Two days later…
Yashura, Monk, Ayako, John and Masako all stood outside the SPR office door all hoping the two had said they were sorry but all too scared to make the first move.
Yashura: "I say Monk opens the door he's big, brave and strong."
Monk: "What who me?"
Ayako: "Yes you now go open the door." She gave him a shove towards the door Monk gave in and opened it. There sitting at her desk was a once again cheerful Mai and just exiting his office was a slightly annoyed Naru, "How many times must I tell you people this is not a café."
"It seems everything is back to how it should be," stated John. The group all took their seats as Naru called for tea and headed back into his office. Mai made tea and handed some out to everyone before heading to Naru's office to give him his rest chatted amongst themselves.
Monk: "Hey Yashura why are you staring at the clock?"
Yashura held up three fingers and counted down, "3 . . .2 . . .1 . ."
"JERK!" SLAM! Mai stormed off out of the office.
Everyone groaned, "No not again not another week!"
Ta-Da the end. Please review but no flames if listen to the song I swear it will make more sense in some places and thank you for reading.