OH MISTER GERMANY

"ITALY I AM HOME NOW" GERMANY ANNOUNCED AND THEN ITALY DESU SUGOI BITCH CHAN LOOKED OVER.

"AND IM LOOKING SO HANDSOME WITH MY SHIRT UNBUTTONED" ITALLY SWOONED

"O MISTER GERMANY! LETS DO IT" HE PREPOSED FLUSHED BLUE

"YES." GERMANY AGREED "AND I WILL LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN." ONLY CAUSING ITALY TO GAZE AT HIM

AND THEN, THEY YAOIED EACHOTHER

ONLY TO FIND IN A TWENTY MILE RADIUS

BODIES WERE RIPPING "MISTER GERMANY" CRIED BRITAN

MEN WERE TURNING STRAIGHT "CHINA DOES NOT WANT A PEEN ARU!" SCREAM CHINA WHO WAS BEING FORCED INTO RUSSIA'S CLUTHES

IT WAS BEATIFUL

THE END