Author's Note: Haha I hope you guys enjoy my first story that I have posted here 3. I was reading this fanfic, Exchange Program by Goeskaboom and this idea struck me. I was like ahah why not write a high school fanfic! I just played around with the story and had fun. There is so much that I could say here but you guys don't care right? ANYWAYS, Read, Enjoy, and Use your Imagination ;)

Warning: There are some mild language.. well kinda, I don't care about the language but everything is blah blah blah. Anyways, enjoy! ;) 3

Disclaimer: I have never owned or will ever take credit from Naruto :3

Chapter 1: Perfect Freshman Role Models

"Haha time does goes by doesn't it, Pein?" exclaimed Uchiha, Madara.

In the principle's office at A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I, Madara and his vice arrived around 6:30 A.M., but the principle seemed occupied at figuring the rubix cube though. "Uh help?" Sighing, Pein took the colorful cube and in a couple of seconds, "Here, I'm not sure why you even bother to play with this when you do not feel the need to bother completing it" pointed out Pein. "Well you see, this is why you are vice. I show whose the boss around here by making my minions...err fellow staffs do the dirty work, such as yourself, and all I need to do is plan and watch destruction come into place" said Madara with his usual Uchiha pride.

With the word JACK ASS in mind, he replied "Madara, the teachers are going to arrive soon and you know how they are on the first day. Hmm I see." Putting on his mask, he exclaimed "Tobi is ready! Tobi is ready!"

Beep beep beep beep. "Grrrrr Explode already will ya, un!" Knocking the annoying, beeping clock face down on the floor, Deidara dragged his tired feet on the ground and stood up. Rubbing away the usual morning crusts around his eyes, he picked up the clock and saw the time, 7:30 A.M. "Crap, yeah! One thing I hate about being a damn teacher is that they have to go to school early, un" he muttered and he grudgingly dragged his body to the bathroom.

Waking up to the smell of Starbucks coffee, Sasuke finished the tie and walked down the polished, wooden stairs. In the kitchen sat Itachi drinking his usual sweet coffee and reading. He looked up "hn, good morning" and returned to reading the daily newspaper. "hn, hey, where's the coffee mate? If I am correct, black coffee is your usual preference is it not?" Sasuke looked down at the cup, "Wait...How did you..." but when he turned to look back up at his big brother, he seemed to have disappeared. "ITACHI! STOP STEALING ALL THE FRICKIN' COFFEE MATE!"

In her Ferrari 430, Sakura lifted her Dior sunglasses and said "Ino, go tell that lazy ass of a boyfriend to hurry up, it's almost 7:20! Yeah yeah forehead, I'm on it." The said girl took out her LG Lollipop and began calling Shikamaru. Sighing at the caller ID he answered, "What is a perfectly good reason for calling me at six something in the morning? How sweet, and it's September first. September...(yawns) great its a school day. Yeah and the first day too! Alright I'll be right down, but why are you picking me up? Oh, it was a possibility that you would have skipped school, and time IS money."

HONK HONK! Peering out the window, the red ferrari was already parked in front of his house. "Ugh what a drag, and I haven't even dressed yet." Running down the stairs, he somewhat tripped and began rolling. Speed rolling, Thunk Thunk Thunk, more speed rolling, thump and then quietness. Staring at the white ceiling above, he muttered "What a fucking drag."

[At Akatsuki High] ^_^

"Dammit, almost there!" An Uzumaki, Naruto ran out of his Mitsubishi Eclipse, but instead of running around the school halls, he tripped on the stairs and and slammed himself to the entry doors. "What is this! Some kind of sick joke?" Growls. "Uhh...I forgot to eat breakfast again, but I think thats a vending machine over there." Opening the doors, he walked through the empty halls and walked straight to the vendor machine. Looking at the snack machine he decides to choose Twinkies since they have awesomeness flavors that impacts one's taste buds. "Grrrr hurry up already you stupid snack! BELIEVE IT! Almost there..." Waiting for the anticipated moment to arrive, right at that last swirl..stop. Staring and gaping at the very machine, rage began to cross his face. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!" Kicks. "Screw this machine, I still have my ramen cabinet in the lounge. SHIZZITS! Its already 7:40!"

In the lounge, it was basically a play room for all the teachers and staff. Some tables were placed with chairs in the cafe area as a giant plasma screen was placed in the middle for television, game consoles, and for karaoke. Sitting on chair Ino asked, "Hey forehead, don't you think its time for you to get a boyfriend by now?" Twitching, Sakura replied "Whats with the sudden question Pig? Oh you know, since we're already around 25, its almost time to prepare for marriage AND ITS ALMOST UNTIL THE THIRTIES AGE GROUP! What are you implying...Forehead you're OLD and you need to get laid-ed. THE DAY I GET IN BED IS WHATEVER THE DAY I CHOOSE IT TO BE!" Hearing the last statement, all eyes turned to the two girls. "Umm Sakura chan, Ino chan..." Hinata pointed. Their conversation stopped and seeing their eyes Sakura retorted "Turn away or your heads won't be able to soon enough." Silence still lingered in the air as Kakashi failed to break the stillness, "Well is it just me or do you guys feel this awkward tension?"

"Man am I hungry. There's nothing to eat around here anymore" said Choji, who was staring at the ramen cabinet and talking to the sleeping Shikamaru.

"Can't believe its already the first day of teaching! Do you know how many dumb ass, losers that even call themselves freshman students are..." Kisame was cut off from speaking as the door flew open revealing a tired Naruto yelling "Don't you dare lay those chubby fingers on my ramen! I'm hungry!"

Choji slowly lowered his hand and muttered "I'm not chubby, my body just grows quicker than most..." Everyone stared at the loud blonde but continued with what they were doing.

"I see you're late as usual Uzumaki" said Sasuke. "Cut the crap teme! Che, like I would want to scoop down to your level. What did you just say bastard! I see you have trouble hearing, must be of old age."

As the two kept bickering, everyone else seem to be in small groups chatting and awaiting for high school to begin.

Classes & Teachers: [T.A. is Teacher Assisstant]

English 1- Itachi Uchiha (tennis coach)

Geometry- Sasuke Uchiha (basketball coach)

Geography- Orochimaru

Japanese- Tsunade

Earth Science- Zetsu

P.E.- Rock Lee. T.A. Gaara

Art- Sasori

Ceremics- Deidara

Swimming- Kisame

Fashion Design- Konan

Home Economics- Hinata Hyuuga

Culinary Arts- Choji

Study Hall- Shikamaru Nara

Journal- Shino

Photography- Jaraiya. T.A. Naruto Uzumaki (football coach)

Research Application- Neji Hyuuga

Staff:

Principal- Tobi/Madara Uchiha

Vice- Pein

Nurses- Sakura Haruno & Ino Yamanaka

Counsolers- Kakashi Hatake & Iruka

Secretary- Temari

Security- Kakuzu

The first five classes are requirements needed but the next three classes are just electives. There are 8 classes a day and school starts at 8:00-3:50 Students live dorms here at A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I High and go home on holidays. Sport activities are always in period 8. Haha the schedule below is pretty long but hey, this high school IS for the highly gifted . So laugh laugh at those poor students.

Period 1 (8:00-8:50)

Period 2 (8:50-9:40)

Snack 1 (10:00)

Period 3 (10:00-10:50)

Period 4 (10:50-11:40)

Period 5 (11:40-12:30)

Lunch (1:00)

Period 6 (1:00-1:50 )

Period 7 (1:50-2:40)

Snack 2 (3:00)

Period 8 (3:00-3:50)