Chapter 1: Ino

Chapter 1: Ino

From: "Pink Princess"

To: "Ino-chan"

Subject: Fwd: Whatcha guys doin' this weekend?!

Hey Ino, did you get this from Naruto? If not, I think there's something that should interest you. Here you go, and please don't shoot the messenger.

Sakura

"PRANKSTER KING" wrote:

From: "PRANKSTER KING"

To: "Sasuke-teme" , "Sakura-chan" , "Choji" , "Bushy Brows" , "Kiba" , "Hinata" , "Shikamaru"

Subject: Whatcha guys doin' this weekend?!

Hi!

So, wanna go get some ramen sometime? Shikamaru, are you back from visiting Gaara's sister? Didja guys do anything (wink wink nudge nudge)? I'm free all weekend!

-Naruto

- ICHIRAKU RAMEN RULES!!

-Sakura blossoms bring forth spring and happiness.

"Oh… FUCK no!" Yamanaka Ino muttered, glaring at her computer. This was so not happening. Sure, she and Shikamaru had broken up at the beginning of the summer, but that didn't mean that he could go see that whore. With a scowl, she typed a reply to Sakura.

From: "Blondes R Hotter"

To: "Billboard Brow"

Subject: Oh NO he didn't!

Naruto's not smart enough to figure out how to BCC people, so no, I didn't get that.

That lazy-ass bum! I can't believe that he did that! I'm gonna KILL him!

Thanks for passing the word along…

3 Ino

- Blondes do have more fun.

As she clicked send, someone knocked on her bedroom door. "Ino-chan? Could you mind the shop for a bit? I need to go out, and your father's at Shikaku-san's."

With a sigh, the blonde kunoichi got up. "I'll be right down," she told her mom, grabbing her cell phone and checking her hair in the large mirror in her room. Once she was assured that her ponytail was tight enough, Ino made her way downstairs and out to the main part of Yamanaka Flowers. Her mom was talking to a pink-haired woman — Sakura's mom — about some store that had recently opened up as the teen pulled on a yellow apron and slid her phone into the pocket.

"Thanks a lot Ino-chan," her mom said as she took her place behind the counter. "The Aburame order came in by the way, so they might send someone to pick that up. I'll be back by the time your father gets home."

"'Kay." After a few minutes, the two women left the store, leaving Ino alone there examining her purple nail polish. Business kept her busy for a while, but during a lull, she got to thinking about that e-mail.

What the hell was Shikamaru thinking? The kunoichi frowned, flipping open her purple-cased cell phone and closing it again. Maybe that bitch needs to know exactly who she's dealing with. Yeah, that's what I'll do; give her a warning so she'll back off.

With a smirk, she opened her cell phone and started a text message.

Cosmosgrl: Hey tenten, do u kno temari's cell #? i can't find it.

Armed'n'Dangerous: Yeah, its (XXX) XXX-XXXX.

Cosmosgrl: Thnx!

Armed'n'Dangerous: No prob!

"Thank you Tenten," the blonde murmured, opening a new text. As she punched in her rival's number, her blue eyes gleamed with possessive jealousy.

Cosmosgrl: He's mine.

Hello there, hope you liked chapter 1! This is a collaboration between me and TheEvilAuthoressK-Chan, so look forward to updates! We both love reviews!! And check out K-chan's story, How To Win A Guy In 10 Steps!! Read it! Read I tell you!! Read the NaruHina goodness!!