World War 3 by Androidfish7
Scandalis, leader of the new land of Scandalis, has declared war on Barnacle Boy and Bikini Bottom. Who will win? Whatever the outcome, it will drag outside forces (perhaps dividing former Allied forces, wink wink, nudge nudge) and it will turn into an all out war. Who will win?
It was an early morning. Blake was browsing through Myra, the super computer, to try to track the next Commander to pursue. Having come up with no results, Blake angrily stormed off outside to check on the rest of Heaven. That moment, Eustace approached Blake. "Hey, Blake, I hope you've heard?" Eustace asked. "If it's about reparations for the war, we can wait" Blake replied. "No, Scandalis declared war on Barnacle Boy" Eustace said, as Blake's eyes widened. "What?! Really? Why?" Blake exclaimed. "Apparently something about an ice cave and putting someone down, not really sure what with Scandalis yelling through the phone most of the time." Eustace replied. "Well #$%! Neither side is ready for another war! They still need to rebuild, even with the Bikini Bottom Army and Militia having very small amounts of casualties during our conquest of the Commander of Chaos, neither side is ready for war" Blake replied. "Hmm, didn't seem like Scandalis agreed with that" Eustace replied. "Scandalis is a reckless, arrogant, person who has a heart for war and a mind for getting his friends killed." Blake replied. "And Barnacle Boy?" Eustace replied. "Barnacle Boy is a tactical person without much of a heart for war, but kept his closest allies, other than Scandalis, safe." Blake replied. "What exactly happened in this 'ice cave'?" Eustace asked. "Nothing. Just... Nothing" Blake replied. "Seems to be something, way Scandalis played it up" Eustace replied. "Well, I suppose that's it then" Blake said. "Who are we helping?" Eustace asked. "Nobody. I'm not chosing sides, we let these 2 punch each other in the mouth, and if people die, people die, not like I haven't seen it happen" Blake said. "So, we're neutral?" Eustace asked. "As of now" Blake replied. "Well, Gordon and the Vikings are backing up Barnacle Boy, and from what I've heard, Scandalis hired a group called the 'Modern Day Pinkertons' to help him out, can't wait to see who they are" Eustace replied. "Gordon's backing up Barnacle Boy? Well, they do both live in Bikini Bottom, makes sense" Blake replied. "Yeah, and from the sounds of it, Scandalis' forces are the attacking team" Eustace replied. "Well, that doesn't make a lick of damned sense, the Vikings are war overlords, no way they'd let Barnacle Boy play defense" Blake replied. "Hey now, don't shoot the messenger" Eustace replied. "Yeah, well, we're not getting involved, end of story" Blake replied, as they both walked back in their mansion. "Hey, I have a question" Eustace said. "Go for it, ask away" Blake replied. "Look, I know now is a #$%^& time, but I wanted to ask, with Karie... Gone, will you still be looking for a queen?" Eustace asked. "You're right. It is a #$%^& time." Blake replied, as he walked away. All of a sudden, Eugene entered the scene. "Byron's doing better, he should be walking soon" Eugene said. "Thank God, we can't afford anymore immediate family casualties" Eustace replied. "Ha, you're telling me" Eugene replied. "Yeah, so you've heard?" Eustace asked. "About the war? Yeah I have." Eugene said. "What do you think?" Eustace asked. "Blake's acting foolish if he thinks he can stay neutral throughout the whole thing." Eugene said. "Yeah, but Blake's a good leader. He'll do what has to be done." Eustace said. "Yeah, but it's like World War 1. One of the sides is gonna piss Blake off, we're gonna get involved, and whatever side pissed Blake off is gonna sink to oblivion. Like Germany." Eugene said. "I agree. I just can't wait to see what side it is, if either of them." Eustace said. "Remember, I was a member of the Navy, I know how this will go. It probably won't be Barnacle Boy because he and Blake are close, infact, you might be right, it might not even happen, but if it does happen, it'll be Scandalis. Scandalis' arrogance will be the death of his newly found empire." Eugene replied. "Well, let's just see how it all plays out" Eustace said, as Eugene agreed.
Bikini Bottom Military Base:
Barnacle Boy was busy at work setting up a defensive strategy for the Bikini Bottom forces. Barnacle Boy addressed his entire force, a total of 30,000 armed militiants and soldiers. "Alright, so the enemy is gonna be using the XM8s, FN Mitrails, and Uziel 14MMs that Blake gave them for our conquest of Chaos. They're also gonna be using the AH64 Apaches and Warthog Tracked Carriers. To counter these, I have selected the Colt M16A5, M60E5, and XPR-50 for countering their weapons, and the F14 Tomcat and Titan Self Propelled Artillery Tank for countering their vehicles. You all, with the exception of the Vikings, who will be taught, know how the previous 5 things work, for the next few days leading up to the war, we will be practicing strategies and positioning. Everyone ready up, prepping starts now" Barnacle Boy elaborated as everyone walked onto training grounds to begin.
Scandalis Training Coliseum:
Scandalis, too, was busy setting up a offensive strategy for the Scandalis forces. Scandalis addressed his entire force, who, also was 30,000 strong. "As you all know! We people of the new lands have decided to take up arms against the bigoted and arrogant forces of Bikini Bottom. Hopefully when fighting day is done, the enemy territory will be in ruins. This is how we do this. We take up the weapons Blake has given us. Over the net few days until we fight, we will be prepping an offensive strategy to annihilate the enemies. Everyone, be ready, that prepping begins now." Scandalis said, as everyone began to train.