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CH.1 An Interesting Idea.
The days seemed to slow down after the murder of Misty Fey, mother to Mia and Maya Fey. A rather painful experience for those involved Maya, Mia, Pearl, Godot, and
of course Phoenix. Why did this occur? It was all because of that women. That she-devil, Dahlia Hawthorne. Even from the pits of hell she still caused anguish in other
people's lives, all for her selfish goal. You still have to wonder why...
It was a rather quiet day at Wright & Co. Law Offices. Phoenix Wright ace attorney, recalled these events. He tried to turn his back on the past and look towards the
future but, his attempts were futile. He wanted revenge on Dahlia Hawthorne badly, but Phoenix knew that the dead could not be punished. She had said so
herself. But a thought lingered in his head, a ridiculous thought. What if he could make his way to hell, to torment Dahlia, just like she had done everyone else? He
shrugged it off, It was a stupid idea. But..maybe there was a way...
"Hey Maya, I have a question."
"Huh, what is it Nick?"
"Is it..um..possible... to go to hell and back?"
"..."
"..."
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
"Erk! U-uh n-never mind!"
"Of course there is!"
"! Really? You're not pulling my leg?"
"Yeah, there is but I'm not sure how to do it yet, I'm still training you know. But my sis may know how to. Why would you want to go there anyway?"
"...Because of her."
"...I see. I WANNA GO TOO! YOU'D BETTER NOT LEAVE ME OUT!"
Phoenix began to sweat. "Y-You want to come?"
"YEAH! It'd be fun! Plus we could meet Satan! In the flesh!" said Maya fists pumping.
Phoenix gulped. Clearly, this wasn't his idea of fun. "Alright you can come but, I won't be meeting with Satan!"
"WOO! You don't know what you'll be missing out on, Nick." Her eyes glistened with excitement.
"Hmm. Can you call on Mia for me?" Phoenix asked.
"Sure, hold on."
The girl clad in a strange outfit suddenly became a grown women clad in an odd outfit. A grown women with boobs.
"Hello, Phoenix. I didn't think we'd meet again so soon." said Mia smiling.
"Hey Chief. I..was sorta wondering if you knew..how to get to hell."
Mia expression became grim. " Phoenix..you seriously don't want to-"
" I certainly do. I mean come on! She mentally scarred you, poisoned your boyfriend, framed me for murder, almost killed me, killed someone else, tried to kill Maya while in possession of your mother's body, caused your boyfriend to kill your mother, and caused him to be sent to jail. And your perfectly ok with this?!"
"...Hmm, you make a good point. I can get you to hell by using my spiritual powers to open a portal."
"That's it?" Phoenix asked, surprised.
"Pretty much. But we may need to make reservations and get transportation."
"...What?! Reservations for hell?! What the hell?! AND transportation?!"
"Yeah that's the way it's always been for visitors, and we certainly can't walk over hot coal can we?"
"Darn, I don't have anyway other way to get to places besides walking. I don't suppose there are buses or trains in hell."
"Well bring someone that can drive a car, and anyone else that wants revenge or to annoy. The more the merrier."
"Hm... great! I think I have some people in mind. Thanks a lot chief!"
"I'll see you soon Phoenix."