DISCLAIMER:I don't own pokemon. Nope, I sure don't.
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Announcer: Our heroes are walking in a stupidly placed area right along the edge of a cliff that will collapse pretty soon. I'm tired of this job.
Ash: It sure is a nice day for a walk, isn't it Pikachu?
Pikachu:Pika! Pik pik a chu chu pika 'kachu'! Pika CHU! (Translation:You say that EVERY DAY! Why must you always say that? Have you no other opinion on it aside from it being 'nice? WELL?)
Misty:I completely agree with you pikachu! It's an excellent day!
Pikachu:Pik pika pika chu chu pikachu pika! (Hey, lady, did you understand anything I said?)
Misty:Aww, what a cute little pokemon! *pets pikachu*
Pikachu:*bites mistys hand*
Misty:Aww, thank you pikachu! You're adorable!
Pikachu:Pik pika pik pika chu chu chu pika! (I try to be ferocious and mean! WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M CUTE?)
Tracey:WOW! Look at that! I gotta sketch it!
Ash:What is it, Tracey?
Tracy: Look at the amazing marks on this tree! The bark is all cracked!
Ash:Even though I know that tree bark always looks like that, I'm gonna get all excited about this anyway!
Misty:Me too!
Tracey:I'm done! I better show this to professor Oak!
Pikachu:Pi KACHU! (LOSER!)
Tracey: Why thank you Pikachu!
Pikachu:*sweatdrop*
The ground below Ash, Misty, and Tracey starts to crack!
Ash:Even though I know that the ground is cracking and we may be seconds away from our death, I'm gonna be stupid and stand here screaming instead of making any noticeable attempt to get away!
Misty and Tracey:YEAH!
Ash:Ready?
Misty, Tracey, and Ash: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Announcer:Will Ash and his friends survive? Find out, RIGHT NOW!
The ground below Ash, Misty, and Tracey crumbles and they start falling.
Tracey: Wow! We're all falling to our doom! I better sketch this!
Ash: I'm going to send out Bulbasaur just a second late so that he is just a millimeter away from reaching the edge of the cliff, and we all fall screaming!
Bulbasaur:*Uses vine whip, but can't reach the edge of the cliff!
Everyone:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Ash:Told ya!
Ash, misty, and Tracey get impaled right through the stomach by giant spikes!
Ash: Are you okay? I'm okay, even though I have a spike sticking through me! I seem to be immortal!
Misty:Yeah!
Tracey:Me too!
Ash:Hey, look! It's Charizard who just happened to be flying by at this time!
Charizard gives everyone a ride to the top of the cliff, where team rocket also just happens to be!
Ash: Oh no! It's Team Rocket!
Everyone: *gasp!*
Pikachu: pika pi pika pi pi pi! (I have to go pee!)
Announcer: Will team rocket make a failed attempt to steal a pokemon? Will pikachu go to the bathroom? Will Tracey ever stop it with his damn sketches? Find out whenever the author decides to write another chapter!
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Nyte:The end of chapter one! I will do chapter 2 when I get a review!
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Announcer: Our heroes are walking in a stupidly placed area right along the edge of a cliff that will collapse pretty soon. I'm tired of this job.
Ash: It sure is a nice day for a walk, isn't it Pikachu?
Pikachu:Pika! Pik pik a chu chu pika 'kachu'! Pika CHU! (Translation:You say that EVERY DAY! Why must you always say that? Have you no other opinion on it aside from it being 'nice? WELL?)
Misty:I completely agree with you pikachu! It's an excellent day!
Pikachu:Pik pika pika chu chu pikachu pika! (Hey, lady, did you understand anything I said?)
Misty:Aww, what a cute little pokemon! *pets pikachu*
Pikachu:*bites mistys hand*
Misty:Aww, thank you pikachu! You're adorable!
Pikachu:Pik pika pik pika chu chu chu pika! (I try to be ferocious and mean! WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M CUTE?)
Tracey:WOW! Look at that! I gotta sketch it!
Ash:What is it, Tracey?
Tracy: Look at the amazing marks on this tree! The bark is all cracked!
Ash:Even though I know that tree bark always looks like that, I'm gonna get all excited about this anyway!
Misty:Me too!
Tracey:I'm done! I better show this to professor Oak!
Pikachu:Pi KACHU! (LOSER!)
Tracey: Why thank you Pikachu!
Pikachu:*sweatdrop*
The ground below Ash, Misty, and Tracey starts to crack!
Ash:Even though I know that the ground is cracking and we may be seconds away from our death, I'm gonna be stupid and stand here screaming instead of making any noticeable attempt to get away!
Misty and Tracey:YEAH!
Ash:Ready?
Misty, Tracey, and Ash: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Announcer:Will Ash and his friends survive? Find out, RIGHT NOW!
The ground below Ash, Misty, and Tracey crumbles and they start falling.
Tracey: Wow! We're all falling to our doom! I better sketch this!
Ash: I'm going to send out Bulbasaur just a second late so that he is just a millimeter away from reaching the edge of the cliff, and we all fall screaming!
Bulbasaur:*Uses vine whip, but can't reach the edge of the cliff!
Everyone:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Ash:Told ya!
Ash, misty, and Tracey get impaled right through the stomach by giant spikes!
Ash: Are you okay? I'm okay, even though I have a spike sticking through me! I seem to be immortal!
Misty:Yeah!
Tracey:Me too!
Ash:Hey, look! It's Charizard who just happened to be flying by at this time!
Charizard gives everyone a ride to the top of the cliff, where team rocket also just happens to be!
Ash: Oh no! It's Team Rocket!
Everyone: *gasp!*
Pikachu: pika pi pika pi pi pi! (I have to go pee!)
Announcer: Will team rocket make a failed attempt to steal a pokemon? Will pikachu go to the bathroom? Will Tracey ever stop it with his damn sketches? Find out whenever the author decides to write another chapter!
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Nyte:The end of chapter one! I will do chapter 2 when I get a review!