Hey, Hermione here. I just wanted to let you know that, well, I'm not the person you people think I am. I still am into my studies. And into S.P.E.W. That is what I do, along with Magical Law.

I don't do blonde idiots. I still love Ron. Even after school. Actually, I marry him, and we have kids. Nope, I don't change my mind when I grow up, as I didn't when I was at Hogwarts. Oh, and by the way, do you know about my hair? They have nothing to do with Emma Watson's.

Please, stop ruining me.