Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting in the Great Hall of Hogwarts eating toast covered in corn kernels and bug guts.
They were all biting into their delectable yet disgusting delight when all of a sudden, Harry let out a loud, "Brawwwk!" Harry and Hermione also noticed he had cleaned his toast of all the corn kernels.
Ron burst into fits of hysteric laughter. Hermione ignored him and turned to Harry, attempting to look serious, unsuccessfully. Harry was beginning to look more and more like a ripe tomato.
"Harry, why did you just make a sound like a deranged chicken?" Hermione asked.
"When?" Harry asked, his eyes looking from Ron to Hermione suspiciously.
"Just now!" Hermione cried.
"And how come you've left all the bug guts on your toast? Because I'll eat 'em for you!" Ron suggested, moving toward Harry's toast.
"Nah. I'll have the guts later. Hey! Look, a corn kernel!" Harry said as he spotted one of the toast toppings on the ground. Harry squatted upon the floor and started pecking at the kernel.
Ron and Hermione stared, eyes wide and mouths open. I mean, wouldn't you?
"Harry, come with me. I think we'd better see the nurse." Hermione stood up and guided Harry to the door.