Title: Have You Heard (1/1)
Author: Kylie / gryffindorkylie
Pairings: Harry/Draco SLASH
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Prequel to "Perfect". "Have you heard?" "Heard what, Blaise?"
Type: Vignette Ficlet?, 397 words
Category(s): PWP, M/M, Romance, Humor, OOC.
Warnings: This chapter contains content that may be offensive such as m/m sex. Also contains spoilers (for all the Harry Potter books).
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any other character, location, or whatever mentioned in the works of J.K. Rowling.
Author's Note: Harry is OOC. Draco is, I guess, OCC too! -sigh-, another fanfic that lacks from all the other stories. This story has a sequel, Perfect, that is coming out tomorrow. :) I promise the sequel will be better!
Have You Heard (1/1):
"Have you heard?"
"Heard what, Blaise?"
"About Potter's... you know."
"No, I don't know. Potter's what? Messy hair? Everyone knows about that."
"God, you're such a dumb blonde, Draco"
-gasp-
"Oh, do shut up. Potter's broomstick."
"... what about it?"
"It's..." -demonstrates the length of Potter's broomstick-
-blinks- "How do you know?"
"Girls talk."
"Blaise, you're not a girl."
"But I'm a lady's man."
-snorts-
"... Shut up."
"So Potter's huge, ehh?"
"Not just huge; humongous!"
-gasp- "Humongous?!"
-chuckles- "Yep!"
"I got to see this for myself!"
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"I'll see you in the Great Hall, Harry."
"Ok, see you Ron." -takes off clothes and steps into the shower-
-sneaks into the Gryfifndor locker room and hides behind a locker.- 'Now where is Potter? I remember that Finnegan boy telling me that he takes his shower after everyone leaves.' -shudders with disgust- 'Never am I letting a Gryffindor touch my beautiful, beautiful hair.' -sees Potter in the shower, and whispers under his breath- "Holy shit! Potter's hung!"
-Harry hums to himself while the water runs down his body-
"God, Potter's not so bad when you see how big he is..." -gets hard- "I want that up my arse! Yes, Draco, you will seduce him! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"
-Harry turns around quickly- "Hello?! Someone there?"
Silence.
-Draco mutters under his breath- 'Nice going, Draco. You're supposed to be spying on him, not making up plans to fuck him.'
-Harry figures no one is there so continues to shower-
"Damn it, but he's so fucking hot from here! That's it; I'm fucking him right here, right now!" -strips, walks up to Harry, and taps him on the shoulder-
-jumps and turns around- "EEEEEK-... MALFOY?!"
-pounces on Potter-
"MALFOY, WHAT TH-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
-shoves Harry down, impales himself onto Harry, and starts to ride him-
"FUCK! Malfoy, SHIT!"
"Ah God, you feel so good!
-Harry shoves Draco off of him, turns Draco around, and enters him-
"OH YEAH!"
-pounds into Draco, panting-
"RIGHT THERE, RIGHT TH-ARRRRGGGGG!"
-grabs onto Draco's cock and pumps-
"FUCK HARRY!" -orgasms-
-thrusts and orgasms-
-gasping- "Oh god, that's the best I've ever had... I never came so hard in my life!"
-chuckles- "Nice to know. Now explain to me why you jumped me! We don't even like each other!"
"I'll show you how much I like you now and why I pounced on you..." -winks and sucks Harry-
"FUCK!"
The End.
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