I had this strange idea running through my head....so I wrote it down!
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(Ring....Ring....RIIING....)
"Scully?"
"You sound tired, Scully."
"Oh, I don't know maybe because it's 3 in the morning, Mulder. What do you want?"
"What is the point of casserole?"
"Really? That's what was so important that it couldn't wait until the morning?"
"I mean...it's just an excuse to throw everything together in a pan and call it a meal. It's food for lazy people."
"First off, that's totally untrue. My mom makes some amazing casserole that takes three hours to make. Second off, what had you thinking about casserole?"
"I was watching the food network..."
"Of course you were..."
"...and they made casserole."
"So you decided, oh let's call Scully and annoy her at 3 AM because I want to know what the hell CASSEROLE REALLY IS?"
"Are you angry?"
"Yes, Mulder. I am very angry. And tired."
"Oh. Sorry."
"You should be. Why did you really call?"
"Well, I really called to let you know that I...uh...like your hair."
"...."
"Scully? Scully, you there?"
"....you really should watch out tomorrow. I might rip yours right off your thick scull."
"Scully, can you get that recipe for your mom's casserole?"
(Click)
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I don't know why I wrote that...