THIS IS THE WAY WE KILL THE CLAN
I do not now or will I ever own Naruto. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.
It was dark out in the Hidden Leaf Village. It was even darker in a small district known as the Uchiha Compound. Blood was splattered everywhere. It is the night of the Uchiha Massacure. Sasuke was returning from his training. "It's too early for lights to be out... What's going on?" He looked up to see a figure sitting atop of a telephone pole. He looked again but it was bone. Sasuke reached his home and opened the door to see his brother over his parents corpse.
"WHY ITACHI...? ...WHY?! YOU KILLED THEM ALL! WHY!?" "To test the limits, of my powers." He opened his eyes to reveal his Mangekyou Sharingan. "Well little brother, you shall now watch as I kill the clan one by one for the next seventy-two hours." Itachi dissapeared as the clan began to move around again during there normal day. Sasuke saw his mother and ran to hug her when Itachi showed up behind her and sliced her head off. He began to sing...
"This is the way we kill the clan, Kill the clan, Kill the clan, This is the way we kill the clan, So early in the morning." "NOOOOOOOO!! ITACHI!! WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME THIS!?" He ran of in another direction. He hid behind the booth of his uncle's shop. Itachi showed up and sliced their uncle clean in half as he continued to sing,. "This is the way we kill the clan, Kill the clan, Kill the clan, This is the way we kill the clan, So early in the morning."
Sasuke ran off and headed to the Hokage Office but could not as their was a barrier. He ran to inform his father and have him stop Itachi. 'Big brother has lost it. Why would he do something like that? This has got to be a nightmare. And what the heck was with that song!?' "FATHER! FATHER! FATHER! ITACHI HAS LOST HIS MARBLES! HE'S KILLING EVERYONE IN THE CLAN!" He looked up to his father to see his eyes have been gouged out and his face had been disfigured. Itachi stood behind him and began to sing again. "This is the way we kill the clan, Kill the clan, Kill the clan, This is the way we kill the clan, So early in the morning."
"Seventy-one hours fifty-nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds left." Itachi's voice rang out. For the rest of that time Sasuke watched the murders of the rest of his clan and the raping of his female cousins. He Began to sing "This is the way we rape our cousin, Rape our cousins, Rape our cousins, This is the way we rape our cousins, so early in the morning. and he watched it over and over again. He watched it more times that a nerd watches Star Trek. For the entire time he had to listen to that horriffic song. "This is the way we kill the clan, Kill the clan, Kill the clan, This is the way we kill the clan, So early in the morning."
Now you know why he is such a prick.