This poem is dedicated to anyone who hates their brothers (or sisters).
Oh God, you're annoying.
You're a pain in my side.
You fill me with murderous thoughts inside.
You disturb me most when I'm trying to boast
To rich men and scientists wanting to buy.
Oh God, you're annoying.
You drive me insane.
You're practically killing me inside as you may.
To destroy my plans for world domination,
Brings you more and more joy in each passing day.
Oh God, you're annoying.
You're evil and cruel.
You try to make me break down and gruel.
You hate me so much, you wish I was dead.
You love to make me look like a fool.
Oh God, you're annoying.
You burn to the touch.
You bite and scream and claw and such.
You think that the world must revolve around you.
But I suppose that's why I love you so much.