This is what I do in my other free time...
I own nothing!
Parinoid
"Hi I'm the Narrator!" said the Narrator
"I'm the bad guy," said the bad person (aka: Scar, Voldemort, Zira, me, Draco, Death Eaters)
"I'm the good person!" said the good person (aka: Mufasa, Simba, Harry Potty, Ronald Weasel, other annoying people, Glinda)
"Hi we're the dead people!" (aka: Dumblemat, inferi, RB (regalus black))
"I will tell the story.
"Once upon a time there was a bad person," said the narrator
"AND THEY TOOK OVER THE WORLD!" said the bad person.
"No, are you a good witch or a bad witch?" Asked good dude.
"Get away from me weasel!"
"Stop that ferret!"
"KILL KILL KILL!"
"Eat slugs Aneis!"
"NEVER TWEEDLES!"
"Simbaaaaaaa"
"Hahaha! Long live the king!"
"STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! You're ruining the story." Screamed the narrator.
"He's right," said the dead people.
"I'll continue. The bad person-"
"Got killed! Avada -"
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!"
"And now for something completely different."
BOOM!
"Once upon a time in a magical kingdom, there were three bears. There were no GOOD BEARS. OR BAD BEARS. OR DEAD BEARS." Said the narrator.
"I care because…..?" said bad dude.
"Yeah me too!"
"You want to forget anything happened and go to Petersons and get ice cream?" asked good dude.
"Why not. What were we arguing about?"
"I have no idea."
"Let's go then."
"And the walked away happily ever after. Eating a Oreo ice cream cone."
Chirp"I think I'll join them. Ta ta."
I had writers block! honest! BTW you pronounce my name AN-nis
Aneis