Shinra's true use for the Mako Cannon
((Ev man: If you want to know where I got this from, check out another story of mine, 10 things I noticed about FFVII in the lists section.))
"President Rufus." Bellowed Heidger ((Ev man: Is that spelled right? I don't want to get off my lazy ass and check.))
"What is it now?" Rufus said, rubbing his temples to get rid of his headache.
"I have here the vacation report for SOLDIER's. I think you'll find it very interesting."
"Well, let's see it then." Rufus looked at the papers. "WHAT IN THE HELL!!??!!??"
"They have been spending too much time in Cost Del Sol, Sir." Said Reeve ((Ev man: Oh man, I cannot tell if these are spelled right. Don't hurt me if they are. *cowers behind chair*)) "I recommend we do something about it."
"I've got it!" Yelled Heidger ((Ev man: Tell me how to spell these names in your reviews, please. It's pissing me off that I don't know if these names are right.)) "We'll aim the Sister Ray at Costa Del Sol, and say it's pointed towards the North Crater!"
"For once I think you're right Heidger I'll have it done right away"
*Fast forward to when weapon is heading towards Midgar*
"FIRE!" And it was done. The blast only hit the North Crater because it bounced off of a part of the WEAPON and flew towards it.
*Aftermath*
Hojo thought he was going to help his son but instead was going to destroy his favorite vacation spot.
Rufus never got to "his" plan unfold.
Nor did Heidger.
Reeve didn't give a crap.
Scarlet didn't know about it.
((Ev man: Okay there was my sorry attempt at humor. Tell me if it's good or not.))
((Ev man: If you want to know where I got this from, check out another story of mine, 10 things I noticed about FFVII in the lists section.))
"President Rufus." Bellowed Heidger ((Ev man: Is that spelled right? I don't want to get off my lazy ass and check.))
"What is it now?" Rufus said, rubbing his temples to get rid of his headache.
"I have here the vacation report for SOLDIER's. I think you'll find it very interesting."
"Well, let's see it then." Rufus looked at the papers. "WHAT IN THE HELL!!??!!??"
"They have been spending too much time in Cost Del Sol, Sir." Said Reeve ((Ev man: Oh man, I cannot tell if these are spelled right. Don't hurt me if they are. *cowers behind chair*)) "I recommend we do something about it."
"I've got it!" Yelled Heidger ((Ev man: Tell me how to spell these names in your reviews, please. It's pissing me off that I don't know if these names are right.)) "We'll aim the Sister Ray at Costa Del Sol, and say it's pointed towards the North Crater!"
"For once I think you're right Heidger I'll have it done right away"
*Fast forward to when weapon is heading towards Midgar*
"FIRE!" And it was done. The blast only hit the North Crater because it bounced off of a part of the WEAPON and flew towards it.
*Aftermath*
Hojo thought he was going to help his son but instead was going to destroy his favorite vacation spot.
Rufus never got to "his" plan unfold.
Nor did Heidger.
Reeve didn't give a crap.
Scarlet didn't know about it.
((Ev man: Okay there was my sorry attempt at humor. Tell me if it's good or not.))
