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Ramna took Akane's hands in his, "Akane, I think...No, I know that I lo-"

RING RING "Airen! Shampoo make tasty noodles you!"

Shampoo burst through the dojo in a whirlwind of paper and wood.

Ranma sighed and looked and the remains of the left wall of the dojo. Akane threw his hands down.

"N-now, Akane, wait-"

"Next time you want to talk to me, make sure you don't have a date with your girlfriend scheduled!"

Akane stood up and stormed off. When she reached the door she turned and gave Ranma a good "humpff!" and slammed the door.

"Shampoo make Airen forget all about violent-girl," Shampoo sat on Ranma's lap and opened one of her food containers, "Shampoo make special just for Airen!"

Ranma realized he was quite hungry, "Let's go to the kitchen."

In the kitchen, Ranma eyed Shampoo's noodles carefully, "Shampoo, are you sure there ain't nothin' in this?"

Shampoo nodded enthusiastically, "Shampoo promise."

Ranma smiled, "Alright then," Ranma ate some of the noodles, "Hey, this is pretty good! Ya know, you're a really good cook Shampoo."

"Ranma!"

Ranma winced and looked towards the kitchen door. He stared at Akane in a petrified stupor, with a piece of noodle hanging from his mouth.

Akane walked up to him and yanked the chopsticks from his hand, "You know not to trust anything from the Nekohanten! Shampoo, what did you put in it?"

Shampoo smiled, "Oh, Airen," Ranma turned towards her and got himself an eye-full of Shampoo-breast. Ranma choked.

Shampoo giggled, "How Airen like Shampoo?"

"They're big but I like Akane's better. I bet they'd fit right into my hands," Ranma clamped his hands over his mouth, though it was clear he was still talking.

Shampoo backed away from him and turned to Akane, looking very disappointed, "Shampoo come back with antidote."

With out another word, Shampoo walked off. Ranma and Akane continued to stare at the door long after she left. Ranma turned to Akane.

"I-"

Akane, not giving Ranma a chance to explain, ran from the room.

Ranma sighed, "Well…I suck."

Shampoo biked home slowly, "Shampoo must make Airen want her and not violent-girl."

At the Nekohanten, Shampoo sat with her grandmother and cried in front of a cup of green tea. Cologne poured herself some and sighed. She thought of ways to cheer her granddaughter up and make her son-in-law see how inappropriate violent-girl-Cologne choked a bit- Akane was. Cologne finished her cup of tea and set her cup down.

"Shampoo, I have an idea."

That night at the Tendo dojo, Ranma hung from the roof, peering into Akane's window. He saw her doing the homework that he should have been doing. Ranma sighed lightly and thought," Why do things like this keep happening to me?"

As he watched her, he couldn't help but notice how her full, red lips close over her pencil's eraser when she struggled with a problem.

"I wish that was my dick in her mouth," As soon as the word's escaped Ranma's lips, he made a face of sheer horror that could only be mirrored by Akane's.

"R-Ranma?"

Did you love it? Or did you hate it because you SUCK! lol j/k, peoples. Review! If you don't I probably won't continue.