Tenchi Oni....
(Tenchi OAV themetune plays open up to Yoshos shrine)
Tenchi:*walks up from steps*it was not easy but i got the keys from Grandpas office...lets se there Keys to all the shrine..
(There is a flash...we see Ryo-ohki hits the cave)
Tenchi:Jesus Christ *Runs up to the cave opens it and Rushes inside he finds Ryoko limping from the crash site*
Tenchi:Are you ok Miss???
Ryoko:AHHH MY %*^^($%)%LEG.*colapses on the ground*
Tenchi:*sweatdrops*well *Is about to Pick up Ryoko when a shot wizzes past his arm,Kiyone steps from the shadows*
Kiyone:Leave Miss Ryoko alone and you dont get hurt kid...
Tenchi:Uh why GHHHHHHH*Ryoko Leaps up grabs Tenchi and Runs out of the acve with him over his sholder*Hi My names Ryoko what yours...
Tenchi:AHHHHHHH
Ryoko:Thats a intresting name..could you please do me a faver...
Tenchi:AHHHHH
Ryoko:Umm nevermind.....
*she pust Tenchi down on the ground and takes a look around*wow..its so nice hear......but why is Tseng trapped here.....
Tenchi:Wh-Who are you
Ryoko:Ryoko..i need your help!!that Woamn with teal hair is a monster...SAVE ME!!!!!
Tenchi:WAHHH.....a monster????
*The Yagami apears*
Kiyone:If you wish to dioe please continue....
Ryoko:Pfftt FtaChance HAI!!!*Fire a Ki ball at the Yagami it hit dead on*
Kiyone:Oh you.....FIRE*The Yagami starts fire like mad*
Tenchi:Ryoko what hapenniinnnggggg*gets dragged away by Ryoko*
Kiyone:DAMN!!! i better prepare the Mecha....
*Break,are heros are running through the forrest dodgeing lasers from the Yugami*
Tenchi:Ok...Who are you i WANT ANCERS
Ryoko:Ok ok my Occyapation is a space Pirate i love moonlit wal-
Tenchi:Not thoise kind of ancers
Ryoko:Is that your place Tenchi...
Tenchi:YeahAHHH
*Suddeny Ryoko phases Tenchi to his Bed Room*
Ryoko:We got here in one piece....
Tenchi:I think im gonna faint now....
NoBuyuki:*comes in*Twnchi your home at last and who the preety lady with
Ryoko:(in her false helpless voiceMy name is Ryoko i was chased by an EVIL space Pirate but Tenchi hear saved me*She points at Tenchi who is
currently gasping for air)*facefaults*
Nobuyuki:oh okay,So Miss wil you be staying with us?
Ryoko:Yes sir!!!
Nobuyuki:yo TenchiI think she like you
Tenchi:what gave you the first clue dad (!)
*Nobuyuki leaves muttering about dinner*
Ryoko:oh well might as well make myself comfertble...who a games console wanna play Tenchi...
Tenchi:Maybe Later Ryoko i need a Lie down....*blacks out again*
2 DAYS LATER
Ryoko:*Playing the oh-so-fammiler fighting game*Take that and that dont do that NO NO WRONG COMBO *game over flashis on the scren*Dammnit...oh well lets get something to eat*phases out of Tenchi Bed Room*
Tenchi:ahhhh finnaly some peace and que-*Rattleing is heard*Damn!!!!!,Ryoko what are you doing??
Ryoko:Comes in with a sandwich as tall as the ceiling*Oh nothing Tenchi just makeing a Turkey-Jam-Penut butter-Mackrel and salad Sandwich
Tenchi:ERK....
*Ryoko swallows the Thing whole just like the snake on the TV*
Tenchi:*Blinks*How the hell did you do that..ya gotta unhinge the jaw and stuff....
Ryoko:I just put stuff in my mouth and chew..*door bell*Ill get it*she leaves the couch,Hallway she opens the door there a rather dirty Mecha at the door,Ryoko sweatdrops*
Kiyone:Ryoko...you...are ...underarres AGHHHHH this plannet got to me i NEED CIVALISEATION *The Mecha explodes a rather scorched Kiyone walk from the wreckedge*
what can go wrong now...*The Yagami explodes*
Ryoko:Thats probley because you left the engine running the core overheated
Kiyone:I KNOW WHAT HAPPEND!!!!
Tenchi:whos at the door Ryoko...AHHHH its that woman....
Kiyone:*Faints*
Ryoko:Maybe im getting soft at this age *sighs*Tenchi get the bath ready *she picks up and drags Kiyone inside*
END OF EPISODE 1:
wellt hat was Tenchi Oni....the next episode Aeka comes!!!!in a difrent way of course i have tottaly rearanged Tenchi Muyo and Unerverese into one.
(Tenchi OAV themetune plays open up to Yoshos shrine)
Tenchi:*walks up from steps*it was not easy but i got the keys from Grandpas office...lets se there Keys to all the shrine..
(There is a flash...we see Ryo-ohki hits the cave)
Tenchi:Jesus Christ *Runs up to the cave opens it and Rushes inside he finds Ryoko limping from the crash site*
Tenchi:Are you ok Miss???
Ryoko:AHHH MY %*^^($%)%LEG.*colapses on the ground*
Tenchi:*sweatdrops*well *Is about to Pick up Ryoko when a shot wizzes past his arm,Kiyone steps from the shadows*
Kiyone:Leave Miss Ryoko alone and you dont get hurt kid...
Tenchi:Uh why GHHHHHHH*Ryoko Leaps up grabs Tenchi and Runs out of the acve with him over his sholder*Hi My names Ryoko what yours...
Tenchi:AHHHHHHH
Ryoko:Thats a intresting name..could you please do me a faver...
Tenchi:AHHHHH
Ryoko:Umm nevermind.....
*she pust Tenchi down on the ground and takes a look around*wow..its so nice hear......but why is Tseng trapped here.....
Tenchi:Wh-Who are you
Ryoko:Ryoko..i need your help!!that Woamn with teal hair is a monster...SAVE ME!!!!!
Tenchi:WAHHH.....a monster????
*The Yagami apears*
Kiyone:If you wish to dioe please continue....
Ryoko:Pfftt FtaChance HAI!!!*Fire a Ki ball at the Yagami it hit dead on*
Kiyone:Oh you.....FIRE*The Yagami starts fire like mad*
Tenchi:Ryoko what hapenniinnnggggg*gets dragged away by Ryoko*
Kiyone:DAMN!!! i better prepare the Mecha....
*Break,are heros are running through the forrest dodgeing lasers from the Yugami*
Tenchi:Ok...Who are you i WANT ANCERS
Ryoko:Ok ok my Occyapation is a space Pirate i love moonlit wal-
Tenchi:Not thoise kind of ancers
Ryoko:Is that your place Tenchi...
Tenchi:YeahAHHH
*Suddeny Ryoko phases Tenchi to his Bed Room*
Ryoko:We got here in one piece....
Tenchi:I think im gonna faint now....
NoBuyuki:*comes in*Twnchi your home at last and who the preety lady with
Ryoko:(in her false helpless voiceMy name is Ryoko i was chased by an EVIL space Pirate but Tenchi hear saved me*She points at Tenchi who is
currently gasping for air)*facefaults*
Nobuyuki:oh okay,So Miss wil you be staying with us?
Ryoko:Yes sir!!!
Nobuyuki:yo TenchiI think she like you
Tenchi:what gave you the first clue dad (!)
*Nobuyuki leaves muttering about dinner*
Ryoko:oh well might as well make myself comfertble...who a games console wanna play Tenchi...
Tenchi:Maybe Later Ryoko i need a Lie down....*blacks out again*
2 DAYS LATER
Ryoko:*Playing the oh-so-fammiler fighting game*Take that and that dont do that NO NO WRONG COMBO *game over flashis on the scren*Dammnit...oh well lets get something to eat*phases out of Tenchi Bed Room*
Tenchi:ahhhh finnaly some peace and que-*Rattleing is heard*Damn!!!!!,Ryoko what are you doing??
Ryoko:Comes in with a sandwich as tall as the ceiling*Oh nothing Tenchi just makeing a Turkey-Jam-Penut butter-Mackrel and salad Sandwich
Tenchi:ERK....
*Ryoko swallows the Thing whole just like the snake on the TV*
Tenchi:*Blinks*How the hell did you do that..ya gotta unhinge the jaw and stuff....
Ryoko:I just put stuff in my mouth and chew..*door bell*Ill get it*she leaves the couch,Hallway she opens the door there a rather dirty Mecha at the door,Ryoko sweatdrops*
Kiyone:Ryoko...you...are ...underarres AGHHHHH this plannet got to me i NEED CIVALISEATION *The Mecha explodes a rather scorched Kiyone walk from the wreckedge*
what can go wrong now...*The Yagami explodes*
Ryoko:Thats probley because you left the engine running the core overheated
Kiyone:I KNOW WHAT HAPPEND!!!!
Tenchi:whos at the door Ryoko...AHHHH its that woman....
Kiyone:*Faints*
Ryoko:Maybe im getting soft at this age *sighs*Tenchi get the bath ready *she picks up and drags Kiyone inside*
END OF EPISODE 1:
wellt hat was Tenchi Oni....the next episode Aeka comes!!!!in a difrent way of course i have tottaly rearanged Tenchi Muyo and Unerverese into one.