Naruto getting out of bed sits down at a table and eats of course roman. Getting dressed he opens the door goes to the city were he sees Sakura. Hello said Naruto to Sakura who then kicked Naruto in the face. What was that for said Naruto for being ugly said Sakura. Sakura kept kicking naruto until Suaske with Kakashi came 10 mins later. Kakashi told them there mission. Today we clean up after cats and be warned today is the day cats eat at a burrito shop and the special today is SUPAH SPICY SUACE SOUP! say that 5 time fast. They continued with there mission as Naruto said this smell worse then Suaske Sakura defending Suaske Sakura says Suaske showers every day then stopped for a moment thinking about what she said and smiled. The 186940673rd Hokage came by and said they needed a smart dependable and resourceful team to handle this next mission since no one like that was available Kakashis team had to do it. The mission involved going into the sewers and killing a giant crocodile that kept eating the academy students while they were at recess. They entered it was dark Sakura felt a rat crawling up her leg no wait it was just Narutos hand. The journey was long and tiring but then they stoped and drank some koolade then they herd a noise It was coming from the other side of the brick wall it got closer and closer until boom! It crashed through the wall yelling oh yah!! Then they found out it was just the koolade guy coming for the bottles they drank out of. They all herd another noise this time it was a penguin it started dancing Naruto said you've got happy feet then the penguin said im about to shove my happy foot up your $$ then a light came on the penguin saw Narutos face and died. Then the croc came from behind and it ate Suaske Naruto jump into action with the shadow clones jutsu Sakura through shuriken Kakashi stood there reading his perverted book. Naruto with his many clones pulled a rope made of plutonium out of his pocket and tied up the croc then stabbed it with a kunai until it died but by accident (or was it ) stabbed Suaske who was not digested yet. Mission complete said Naruto they came up out of the sewers then they saw that all of khonoha was taken over by penguins and what happens next you will just have to read my next story.