'Shit, it's cold as hell out here un…' Deidara thought, wandering through the frozen wind.

He was barely dressed for wandering aimlessly through Siberia, not dressed any differently than his usual black t-shirt, boots, and baggy pants besides his thick trench coat, but it wasn't doing much good.

'Dammit…I can barely feel my fingers anymore un!'

Just when Deidara figured he would die alone and in a pile of snow somewhere in the middle of Russia, he looked forward to see a small cabin, with smoke coming from the chimney.

"THANK YOU UN!!" He screamed, dropping to his knees and raising his hands in the air.

He looked to make sure the cabin was still there, though his sight had gotten a little blurry. He dropped to the snow completely, staring at the cabin with his tear filled eyes.

"I was so close un!" He said, crying as he slowly drifted unconscious.

#

"Kakuzu, did you hear something?" Sasori asked, sitting at the table and playing solitaire.

"Nyet, you are going crazy my friend." The stitched man replied, poking at the fire.

"Fuck you, I'm going to go check it out." The redhead replied, lifting his feet off of the table and walking to the door. "Look for me if I'm not back soon, it looks like a very bad storm out there." He added, putting on his boots and fur coat and heading outside.

He faced the wind, scanning the horizon for anything that could've made the noise he heard. At first he figured a deer or something had died, and would be worth picking up for food and it's fur. He looked around a while eventually seeing something off in the short distance, though it dropped almost as soon as he looked, so he rushed off to get it. Despite the heavy snow Sasori made it to the figure quickly, finding it instead to be an unconscious person.

"My God…" He said, before quickly picking Deidara up bridal style and bringing him back to the cabin.

"Who is going crazy Kakuzu?" Sasori asked, carrying the blond inside and placing him near the fireplace.

"She's cute, we lucked out this time!" Kakuzu said, staring down at the blond and aggravating the redhead.

"Go get her a pillow you horny old fool, we should try and make her more comfortable."

Kakuzu nodded and went down the hallway while Sasori began stroking the blonde's hair.

"What were you doing out in that storm?"

Kakuzu walked back in with a pillow, tossing it to the redhead, who quickly slipped it under Deidara's head.

"Is she warming up?" Kakuzu asked, squatting down to look at the unconscious bomber.

"Not a lot, I think I will have to cuddle with her."

"What?! You cuddle with her??"

"Da, you have a problem?"

"Da, why you?!"

"Because I'm gay, so she won't mind."

"Fine, I don't need to find women unconscious in the snow to have sex. I'm going to go count money." He said, walking back down the hallway.

Sasori walked back to the doorway and took off his boots and coat, rushing back to the blond and removing his coat before cuddling with him and pulling Deidara's coat over them.

"You'll be alright honey, Sasori is going to take care of you."

The blonde's blue eyes slowly started to open, staring into the redhead's reddish-brown.

"AHHH!" Deidara screamed, jumping away from Sasori.

"No, it is ok, I was just trying to warm you…"

"Who…Who are you un?"

"I am Sasori Akasuna, I saved you," Sasori said, as Kakuzu ran into the room. "And this is Kakuzu Taki."

"Oh, well thanks un."

"Nyet, don't mention it, just doing my duty as a gentleman."

Deidara stared at Sasori with a mix of confusion and annoyance, the two Russians staring back.

"You know I'm a guy, right un?"

Kakuzu's eyes shot open in confusion, while Sasori batted an eyebrow to the blond and his new gender.

"You know, I found you passed out in the snow, perhaps you should stay with us until we know for sure you are ok." Sasori said, standing up and helping the blond up.

"Maybe, how far is it to the nearest town un?"

"Not too far." Kakuzu said, leaning against the wall, "But if this storm keeps up a doctor would take at least a day to arrive."

Deidara took a panicked look around, and turned to the two and nodded.

"Sure un, I need a place to crash anyway."