AN; To all those who have me on author alert, sorry, I know this is probably not what you would be expecting me to update with :/
It's just a piece of fun really, and I am probably not going to finish it as my attention is in fact on other major projects.
I also just kind of wanted to check if I were able to post anything, there seems to be something wrong with my fanfic server, I can't update any of my stories and I haven't been able to the last three days. So I just needed to check if this was possible.
But on a side note, Darkwing duck is another thing I grew up with which I just love. I absolutely find him to be the superhero parody to be the most fun ever, also just one of the funniest heroes to watch, and I believe heroes should be fun to watch, I had it with all of the angst, I want a fun crime fighter like Darkwing, who loves to crime fight, he does it because he really just enjoys it and can't possible imagine doing anything different, that for me is just a recipe for a hero I want to spend a lot of time with… and the show is just awesome!
As always there is bound to be some spelling mistakes, I am foreign this story hasn't been beta read, yada yada.
Defeated Drake Mallard was walking home, holding his precious daughters hand though very firmly. "I still can't believe this." he sighed.
"I'm sorry dad." Gosalyn muttered, looking ashamed down in the ground.
Drake glanced at her, it still happened, every single time she called him dad he could fell this sting of happiness, and he knew that he loved her, which only made it that more painful. "Suspended from school Gos?" he asked.
"I know dad." Gosalyn muttered. "But it really wasn't my fault!"
"Oh wasn't it young lady?" Drake asked. "Excuse me, but I was lead to believe that you had six warnings all ready, you should have know to calm yourself."
"But it's never my fault." Gosalyn defended. "And dad, your the role model telling me that I should stick up for those who can't defend themselves, they were bullying Honker!"
"And that gave you the right to bite someone?" Drake asked letting go of her hand. "Biting! Gos, that spirit of yours is out of control!"
"But your example says!"
"I know what an example I set!" Drake said in a bit to loud voice. "But that doesn't mean you should follow it, my example is not all that good, and I don't want you to take it with you to school, it's no good for you."
"What?" Gosalyn looked disbelieving at him. "You can't go out doing all that stuff and be expecting me not to."
"Yeas I can!" Drake stated firmly as they had finally reached their home. "And now go to your room, your grounded."
Gosalyn bit back.
"And I will be taking your video games and comic books." Drake stated.
"That's unfair!" Gosalyn exclaimed. "You want me sitting in my room doing nothing?" she asked.
"Well, you could read some literature or science, even do some homework before time." Drake suggested. "You can borrow any book in our own science library you know, not any one have to Darkwings collected knowledge, you should take advantage of that, study in your spare time."
"That's an inhuman suggestion and you know it." Gosalyn crossed her arms in defiance.
"Other kids make their homework in due time, look at Honker." Drake made aware. "If you did to I wouldn't have to make you, if you didn't break so many windows I wouldn't have to ground you, if you didn't keep on insisting putting your beak where it doesn't belong, maybe I would be able to experience another day without a head ache! And if you would just, do something constructive, maybe you could actually become someone some day" Drake made aware in a dangerous voice. "So young lady, Restrain yourself!"
Suddenly Gosalyns beak started quivering, and a tear appeared in her eyes.
"Oh no Gos." Drake immediately calmed down. "Don't cry, I didn't mean."
But Gosalyn had already turned around and run for her room, where she smacked the door so the entire house shook, also making Drake trip and fall on his stomach, all though he looked sadly up towards the stairs.
"DW!" Launchpad ran from the kitchen. "Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt, are you okay?" he took Drake by the arm and hoisted him back up on the legs.
"I'm fine." Drake sighed.
"Sounded like quite a fight." Launchpad commented. "She blew up the chemistry lab again?" he asked.
Drake shook his head. "No. she bit another school student, suspension for the week this time."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that." Launcpad complied.
"LP, what am I doing?" Drake asked. "Gosalyn is right, I am setting a bad example." Defeated Drake sat down in his green arm chair. "I'm not a good father figure at all, if it keeps on going this way she will end up in permanent trouble, and she is to good for that." Drake sighed leaning his head against his hand. "Maybe I am really just doing more damage than good by trying to raise her, maybe she would be better of with someone else."
"Gee, I sort of disagree." Launchpad told as he sat down in the other arm chair. "I mean, she was only so hurt right now because it was you who lectured her, anyone else and she wouldn't have cared, so she really loves you." Launchpad leaned back.
That actually made Drake smile, but then it faltered. "It still stands though, what consequences will this sort of raising be?" he asked. "Wouldn't she be better of without." he looked around. "All of this." he gestured at the mousy statue between them. "And a madman like me?" he asked. "I am not even her real dad, I don't know anything about what is normal or how you are really supposed to raise a kid." he confessed his inner thoughts. "Lp, I just want the best for her."
just then the alarm went off as the red lights started blinking.
"Oh boy, time to get dangerous." Drake defeated stated hammering his hand down on the statue, throwing him and Launchpad into the Darkwing layer.
"I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the wife waiting for you at home to hit you with a fry pane, I am Darkwing duck!" and the purple smoke split as on cue to reveal the purple claided and masked duck, ready to protect the innocent.
"So I figured." Megavolt rolled his eyes. "Seriously, we've been doing this for over ten years, you don't need to introduce yourself."
"I have a image to maintain." Darkwing stated.
Warily Megavolt looked himself over his left shoulder, then the right, then he scouted the empty store building they were in. "There's no one else than the three of us in here." he made aware.
Darkwing made his best pretence of not noticing the statement, as he drew his gun. "Eat gas, sucker."
"Waha!" first now Megavolt jumped away, trying to dodge Darkwings attempt, they were in a abandoned storage building, just by the ocean, loads of boxes was laying around, just perfect for Megavolt to jump behind. "Why don't you ever quite!" he hissed as he leaned against a box. "Every time, every single damn time, and I am sick of it! I was just out for a nice little robbery to get my hands on these new mechanic babies from Japan, no one would even know I was there, but of cause you!" and he jumped up to zap lighting out of his fingers.
"Evil doing is evil doing, and I can just sense it." Darkwing told. "Call it, my own personal super power."
"Or it's just the fact that Megavolt is really easy to trace with your scanner because of his electro field." Launchpad added as he finally reached the room, true enough holding a device that looked suspiciously much like a scanner.
"Launchpad." Darkwing hissed. "Trying to maintain the mysteries here, You're taking away my scary mystery air!"
"Ge, I'm sorry DW." Lunchpad beaten complied.
"And now I know how you always find me!" Megavolt triumphantly declared as he stood on top of one of the open boxes, before his face faltered. "How was it you traced me?" he asked. "Could you repeat it?"
"Of cause." Launchpad started.
"Quiet!" Darkwing hissed grapping Lunchpads beak. "Fool me once shame on your, fool me twice shame on me, you know." He hissed a little annoyed before letting go.
"Well, technically I wasn't fooled, it just slipped out of my mouth." Lunchpad defended himself.
"Hm…" Megavolt had gotten to work in the boxes and now held some sort of device looking like some kind of gun. "I wonder what this do."
"Launchpad stand back." Darkwing demanded as he spread out his arms in defence, just in time for megavolt to shoot the pistol, where after a stream of water erupted out to hit Darkwing in the face and soak his clothes.
"A water gun!" Megavolt exclaimed. "You got to be kidding me, I'm Megavolt I just don't do water!" and he threw the obviously useless piece of toy away.
"Well I suppose I needed something to wake me up." Darkwing muttered, drops of water dripping from his hat and all of his feathers, but it didn't take long for him to make an attack. "Your mine Sparky!" Darkwing exclaimed as he threw himself after Megavolt and had him in a wrestling grip so they both rolled across the floor.
"I know you've been chasing me for years, but sorry dark, your just not my TYPE!" Megavolt exclaimed as he shoot out a light with the last word, strong enough to blind Darkwing if only for a moment.
And in that moment Megavolt realized something else. "Oh no you got me wet!" he exclaimed as sparks flew across his body. "I am going all hairwaire!" he exclaimed as an electrical shock went through him.
"He." Darkwing grinned. "And you said I wasn't your type, seems to me I can put the spark into any situation."
Megavolt looked dumbly at Darkwing. "Don't ever say anything like that again."
"I wont make any promises." Darkwing shrugged. "And your going to jail!"
"Never!" Megavolt dug into another box.
"Oh no you don't." Darkwing was there in a spring and grabbed Megavolts feet's with the intent of dragging him out.
"Come on, come on." Megavolt hissed. "Something gotta be in here, as long as it has buttons, It must be able to do something."
"DW!" Launcpad called from the lower ground. "Be careful."
"When am I ever not careful?" Darkwing asked as he hauled in the legs of megavolt.
"…" Launchpad was silent for a moment. "That was not something I was supposed to answer was it?" he asked.
"Just.. have the rubber handcuffs ready will you?" Darkwing hissed as he was still pulling in the legs.
"AHA!" Megavolt exclaimed. "A button!" he triumphantly stated. "And to make it even better it's red! So it's bound to do something grant and disastrous!"
"Don't you press that." Darkwing warned.
"Oh, but now when you told me that I can't I just want to do it more." Megavolt complained. "And it's not helping that my legs are hurting." And he pressed the big fat red blinking button.
A light erupted from the unknown machine and soon covered megavolt next off Darkwing, for a moment they were merely silhouettes of light.
And then they vanished.
"DW?" Launchpad uttered. "DW!" he said a little louder and now ran for the place, climbing up, but only to discover that also the box Megavolt had buried himself in was gone to. "DW!" Launchpad yelled so his voice echoed in the empty room. "DARKWING!"