Ladies Versus Ninja!: The Finer Things
A Ladies Vs. Butlers! and Naruto Crossover Story
Retold and rearranged by blukmage19
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, deal with it. This author is not the owner of the Naruto and Ladies Versus Butlers franchises. The rights belong to their respective owners.
This is a remake of my first story originally called "Flamehearts Run Free", only some minor and major changes that will occur from previous story.
And to those who intentionally flaming and trolling the communities, get out of here with your nonsense!
Rated: M for slapstick comedy, descriptive sexual and non-sexual nudity (obvious reasons), sexual moments, and occasional foul language
Genre: Romance, Humor/Comedy, School, Slice of Life, Parody, some Hurt/Comfort
Tags: Civilian/Ninja/Smart/Strong/Prankster/Heir/Jinchuuriki-less!Naruto, Minato+Kushina!Alive
Tools for Speech Dialogue:
"Speech" - Regular Talk
"Speech" - Bold, Used for characters of non-human perspective
"Speech" - Italic, Generally Used for Flashbacks in the middle of story or in certain side notes (in parentheses).
(Name)» - Used for multiple people conversing at once
{Speech} - pointed brackets, Inner Thoughts of said person
[Speech] - box brackets, Used for descriptive content
«Speech» - Outward Double-point, Used for different language transliterated, translated, and/or used in English
»Speech« - Inward Double-point, Used for telephone communication between lines and/or intercom
The (Real) Summary: What if Naruto was given a mission (of sorts) by his family to investigate Hakureiryo Academy for its mysterious maltreatment towards the male students? And what happens when he meets his old friends, rivals, and new faces in the Academy? Would love come walking into the heir's life or will something else will happen within the walls?
Naruto Uzumaki takes the role of Akiharu Hino.
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Prologue
Naruto Uzumaki, the heir of the Uzumaki and Senju clans, is an upper class citizen that stands about 5'10", has a swimmer's build, a diploma in Jeet Kune Do and a black belt in Aikido, and is not afraid to get his hands dirty to join in with his family's servants, because he, too, wanted to do his part on making a living.
He lives with his mother (Kushina Uzumaki), his father (Minato Namikazé), his adopted older sister (Anko Uzumaki, neé Mitarashi), his aunt (Tsunadé Senju), his cousin (Shizuné, also happens to be the school head nurse), and his godfather (Jiraiya). Normally, people would think of him and his family as the rich and snobby kind and are happy misers, but what they didn't know is that the legacy has run many branch companies, including a clothing store, a lingerie franchise (known as Haruka's Secret), a few hospitals, and part of a sponsorship to a special academy specifically for the upper and lower-class citizens in the lost art of chivalry.
Naruto had just graduated Shinobi Academy Junior High with the highest honors in his year, worked with the Student Council, and helped many things throughout the academy.
His classmates in his old school were jealous, irritated, annoyed, and very peeved that the Uzumaki must have cheated his way throughout his tenure in Shinobi Academy with his family fortune. However, Naruto actually used every last trick of the trade from his parents that doesn't involve much money to study and train his body, mind, and spirit to prove that even a ninja doesn't have to resort into cheating, riches, and spying for him to prove his worth in the country of Japan. Even the Head Principal, Tsunadé Senju, of Shinobi Academy, knew that the student (and nephew) is a hard worker and isn't the kind to be flaunting his assets in front of everybody.
And people think that Naruto is a very jovial young man, showing his foxy grin that he had everything a man could want: the stocks and bonds, the fortune in assets, his family's estate, the french-style châteaux, the vineyards of their patented their kind of grapes off the vine (marketing wine and sparkling juice as Senju*, with many hands in the form of a flower petals); his family's small wine business and cellar, his own butlers and maidservants, his family chauffeur that is also a prized fighter, his family business franchises, anything that Naruto could ever wanted.
But the blond Uzumaki has a problem, a real problem; his cup of grief is filled to the brim, because he really missed his friends after being away from them for so long.
(What's the good of being the prince of the mountain reigning all by himself?)
Most of which in particular are his best friend since childhood and his classmate from kindergarten to 2nd Grade that helped keep him on his toes.
What's even more shocking is that he, the sole heir and the last of the Uzumaki and Senju families, is being put into a CRA, or Clan Reformation Act, declared by the current Emperor of Japan after Naruto figuratively (and accidentally) solved the nation's budget issues. But the boy doesn't want to marry the girls solely based on just their income or simply for their looks (for both of these would soon be gone); he wants to do it for love, the way his parents did and still do. It may be polygamous, perhaps, but when Naruto gets his rather unintended blessing by his own family and the emperor, he better make good his promise.
And while Minato decided to take his family on business trips around the world (on family vacation days) to exchanging products and goods and information gathering around the world, young Naruto ended up getting caught into strange situations and relationships involving certain girls; such as a local shut-in girl that couldn't grow up physically due to her ailment, a warrior princess from an ancient oriental lineage during an incident at a birthday party, two girls from a "whirlwinding relationship" during a deadly sandstorm, and an animé fanatic from a Northern Kingdom not far from Arrendale that he helped saved from an avalanche. And the real clincher of the situation is that Naruto was being considered as a suitor to these said fine girls, (soon to be ladies), of quality. What's a guy to do?
Even his flirty older sister, Anko (22), wanted to show him the facts of life, with their mother's supervision. She undressed herself of the overcoat, her semi-translucent fishnet shirt (she's not really wearing a bra at the time), short skirt, and finally, her sexy snake-printed panties to reveal her naked and completely trimmed glory. She taught him about many things involving sex and personal things, including hygiene, condoms, and abstinence. She even sat down on the floor to show what a womanhood is really about, including the sensitive and important parts of a woman (without getting too deep in sexuality). Anko also told her younger brother about things a man should and shouldn't do and how the arts of love between a man and woman play a part of developing and raising a baby before starting to raise a family of one's own.
(Anko has a husband that is busy overseas while she is working as a lingerie salesgirl and a model for Haruka's Secret. She lives not far from the Uzumaki-Senju estate.)
Just as soon as Naruto had just finished graduating the Junior High Academy, Kushina, Minato, Shizuné, and Tsunadé briefed the boy into a private room and said that he'll be sent to an academy that was once an all-girls upper-class and servitude school, but has recently turned Co-ed last year. However, there's been news that the boys were said to have gone too far and were kicked out for their own misconduct and it could possibly by the prejudices by the female students and faculty. So Kaede Tenjoji (the current headmistress), and a woman known as Mikan (the head teacher) started screening the processes better to ensure that no unnecessary molestation will happen towards women (student and faculty), as it is not allowed in the Academy; with zero tolerance.
Kushina said to her son that she was an alumna of the former all-girls Academy and that the previous headmistress had passed away from her old age a few years prior and her granddaughter is now the said head teacher trying to keep the new headmistress in line. If the interview plays through the process smoothly, he'll be accepted into the Academy to further his education.
That's when the parents, relatives, and the godparents (all acquaintances of the academy) have an idea, they wanted to put Naruto into the school system to investigate the discrepancies within the Academy and to keep his Family's sponsorship a secret until the timing is right.
And when Naruto asked who are the students attending the academy this year, he read the roster that took the boy for a shock. Daichi Kaoru (his best friend that is actually a girl that was forced by her Dojo Master of a father to dress up as a guy), Tomomi Suzuhashi (his former classmate/rival from kindergarten to 2nd Grade and his first kiss from a minor accident during the end of 2nd Grade), Mimina Osawa (an acquaintance in the hospital after he suffered some injuries that needed much tending), Fèng Shuǐ-Lán (goes by "Foh Suiran", an upper class citizen born in Japan by Chinese parents living in the nation; he met her when he was invited to her birthday party), Ayse Khadim (Pronounced "A-i-shé") and her maidservant Hedjeh (pronounced "Hed-yeh") from the Khadim Empire (they met in the region somewhere in the desert), and Pina Sformklan Estoh from the Northern Kingdom of Sforland (she's a princess of the land that just can't help herself but being a fanatic to the animé industry; she even wears (rather) skimpy costumes to imitate the title characters, just to show off her stuff, while naïvely flaunting her feminine wiles), were amongst the people that were attending there. And they liked him for who he is with his honesty, loyalty, generosity, kindness, levity, and his strength to back up his conviction and not for his riches of money.
But in this day in age, there are certain teenage girls that can get too curious and the guys ended up doing the same as they are trying to get inside each other's pants. Naruto is going to have his work cut out for him.
So he takes his mother's and his aunt's offer and prepares himself for the challenge... as a lowly butler.
At first, Naruto's parents objected to their son's decision to work in the servant-ed, but Naruto said that he doesn't like the life of a upper-ed student because he can't just sit around eating crumpets, slurping high-quailty ramen, and drinking fancy tea all day. He wanted to be active and to prove that even he can work like the lower class citizens can do and keep his businesses running like they should. Minato did remember when he was a boy that his father taught him that the family business empire is runned by lower citizens and were paid properly with a capitalist kind of trade: using dividends and the remaining profits for constantly replacing parts of machinery to run better and more efficient products that still make a profit.
And remembering the American hit show "Undercover Boss", the family strategizes about what a top businessman disguises himself/herself as a lowly worker. Most of the time, the plan works...but sometimes they have to take certain risks to set things right with their business branches.
And ever since he was very young, Naruto goes to his servants' quarters to study how they helped run the huge estate and practice wearing their clothing as the butlers, the maids, and Kato the 4th (Naruto's martial arts teacher and the great-grandson of the particular chauffeur that takes his master on rides; that particular man is known as the infamous Green Hornet) gave him a few pointers before being enrolled into the Academy.
After learning for years from the Shadow Double Art from his family vault, Naruto interviewed with Mikan and Headmistress Tenjoji.
How it will played out? Well, you can guess the rest.
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A/N: As you see, I'm completely revising my train wreck of my old story to see how this completely revised version will turn out. There are some points from the original I wanted to point out to you.
- Daichi Kaoru will be somewhat different from the original story. Her name is mainly swapped for personal reasons to give her a masculine name (Daichi) instead of an androgynously feminine name (Kaoru). Her parents (specifically her father) wanted a boy to carry on her family's dojo that went into hard times. They even brought out things that are tailor-made for a boy and even named the child "Daichi", but instead... they got a girl. *Thunder Rolling* And poor Daichi has trouble being herself as the heir to the practitioner of the martial arts. Thankfully, Naruto has been with her since they were infants and he knew of Daichi (or Dai-chan, as he called her) and her troubles. They also practiced Martial Arts with each other to build and strengthen their sinews and helped each other with their homework. The problem, right now, is that during their Junior High years, both Naruto and Daichi had to go to separate schools. They regularly send each other letters to see how they are doing. And now, they have yet to meet again in Hakureiryo Academy and she is forced to keep her frontal appearance to the public as a man.
- Tomomi (Suzuhashi) Saikyo is Naruto's classmate in his first years in elementary school. She is the Prankster Queen with a sick sense of humor. Naruto, known to his school as the Prankster King, isn't the kind to start playing tricks on Tomomi or anybody else, but as a bit of a gentleman, he can finish them with tricks of his own. Of course, they shook hands in friendship after all's been said and done. Near the end of 2nd Grade, Tomomi said that she has to move away since her mother (a dental worker) has found herself a new husband after she got divorced due for her biological father's infidelity and got the benefits to support herself and her daughter. While Naruto is giving condolences to his classmate, a student somehow bumped into him and made the blond accidentally kiss Tomomi on the lips, locking with each other for a few moments. As they broke off the kiss, Tomomi ended up being the fool for the young boy named Naruto Uzumaki after feuding with him for so long. She then said her farewells to her classmates and teacher as she, her mother, and her new stepfather leave the town to a different location. They have yet to meet each other after being away.
Back from vacation and the new school year starts again. Even if you're not in school, one must keep the mind sharp with many projects.
Of course, I still can't seem to find more fanfiction stories involving Ladies Versus Butlers!, other than the one story with Akiharu and his woes with the Saikyo estate. Why can't they have a category that shows their involvement for inspiration? But that's just me wanting to state something that show be pointed out.
Keep cool, but the heat of the moment will be on!
- blukmage19