Lulu-chan:HI FANFICTION PEOPLE!
Shane:Do you have to yell?
Lulu-chan: Yes
Shane:Well anyway tell the people what this is about
Lulu-chan:Hm? Oh yeah well this is my first story well i guess u could call it that im not sure what this is though.
Shane:How can you not know what it is if u wrote it?
Lulu-chan: Well it started out as a random conversation with you then it got longer cause other people joined in so I guess u could call it a story.
Shane: Whatever just get on with it.
Lulu-chan:ok
Disclaimer: I do not own some of the characters that are mentioned in the story. My Characters are Lulu,Shane,Evan,Satori,(Pay-chan,Randa,Bailey,Emi-chan,Alex,Jessica,and Lesli-chan, these are my friends who joined in except Alex she's my friend's character)so enjoy!
Warning:A lot of bad language, yaoi couples,yaoi-boyxboy love don't like leave,and violance.
Also if u get confused we go from reality to my mind reality OK.
Um I think that's it so STORY TIME!
Lulu:I'm so bored!
Shane:Then do something then complain
Lulu:But I'm in class and he(teacher) told us to read and be quiet
Shane:Then read
Lulu: I don't want to I've already read Black Butler so many times
Shane:Then think of yaoi or go to sleep or something just stop complaining about being bored, I'm tired of hearing you complain about it.
Lulu: Why are you here then,go and have some sexy time with Evan or go play DDR
Shane:Fine then talk to Sora he's been wanting to talk to you
Lulu: OK I will talk Sora go Switch places with him!
(Mind Reality)
Shane:OK fine! SORA Come Here!
Sora:What?
Shane:Come talk to Lulu! Didn't you want to talk to her?
Sora:Really? Finally I can talk to her.
Shane:Ok here you talk to her I'm leaving -turns and walks away-
Lulu:HAVE FUN WITH EVAN!
Shane:SHUT UP!
Lulu:Well he's gone..So Sora what did you want to talk about?
Sora:Hmmm?
Lulu:What did you want to talk about?
Sora:Oh yeah!
Lulu:Your such a dork
Sora:Well how do I put this um...I...well I...
Lulu:Let me guess you like Riku and you want to tell him but you don't know if he likes you right?
Sora:...yes
Lulu:Am always right
Sora:mhm
Lulu:When did you figure it out that you liked him?
Sora:Well every time I saw the other Sora and Riku(1) they looked so happy and calm and I just wanted to know how it felt to be held and and loved like that way and I started to think of Riku all the time and-
Lulu:You started to fall in love with him right?
Sora:yeah
Lulu:Finally you realized you feeling your feelings for Riku
Sora:Its not surprising either is it?
Lulu:Nope but its good you told me
Sora:So can you help?
Lulu:Yeah it will be easy to see if Riku likes you so just relax and don't worry ok?
Sora:Ok
Lulu:Ok go do something while I go and talk to Riku
Sora:Ok -walks off-
Lulu:Ok RIKU!
Riku:WHAT?
Lulu:COME HERE!
Riku:WHY?
Lulu:I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!
Riku:OK
Lulu:This will be fun
Riku:Hey Lulu what did you need to talk to me about?
Lulu:Hey Riku. Well I wanted to know if you liked Sora
Riku:W-what?
Lulu:Do you like Sora?
Riku:Well of course I like Sora he's my best friend
Lulu:Stop being stupid I know you like him your always looking at him and I see you blush every time you see him.
Pay-chan: Lulu where's the cookies?
Lulu:Wait! What the hell Pay-chan when did you get here?
Pay-chan:I'm not sure
Lulu:We're talking about gay stuff
Pay-chan:ooo let me make some soup
Lulu:Well go make some soup
Riku:Lulu who's that?
Lulu:Pay-chan
Pay-chan:I got the soup! Want some?
Lulu:Well that was quick and sure
Riku:This is random
Pay-chan:Sora you want some too?
Sora:Sure!
Lulu: When did you appear?
Pay-chan:Here Sora, after you finish we can go to the mall or something.
Emi-chan:OMG! Where's the chocolate? Someone stole my chocolate. Hand up! EVERYONE! Who stole my CHOCOLATE? Oh wait never mind I ate it. I got to go get some !
Lulu:Why is everyone appearing!
Pay-chan: I'll go lock the door!
Lulu:Have fun
Ciel:Why are people yelling?
Pay-chan:Get your ass to bed Ciel!
Sebastian:Bocchan we weren't done yet
Ciel:-blushes-Well let us go then
Pay-chan:I'm going to check on Sora -walks off-
Lulu:OK! So Riku do you like Sora Yes or No?
Riku:well...
Lulu:Answer the fucking question!
Riku:OK! Yes I love him!
Lulu:Thank you
Pay-chan:Is it normal for Sora to be dancing on a stripper pole dressed as Goofy?
Lulu:Dancing yes Goofy no but I need to tell him something
Pay-chan:I'll be right back.-walks off-
Lulu:Ok
Pay-chan:Okay here he is. I'm going to sit on the couch and watch for a bit -goes and sits down-
Lulu:Okay Sora,Riku likes you and Riku ,Sora likes you so go have sex ok?
SoraxRiku:Really you like me? Yeah
Riku:Your so beautiful
Sora:-blushes-
Lulu:GO have sex already!
SoraxRiku:Ok
Paychan: Not in my room!
Lulu:Have fun you two. Oh yeah here's the sex remote[2].If you don't know how to use it ask the other
Sora and Riku
Paychan: Lulu what times my concert again?I forgot haha..
Lulu:What concert?
Paychan:Remember I'm singing with my band downtown to night you know the "Purple Lilies"
Lulu:I don't remember that
Paychan:Everyone has tickets!
Alex:Look at them stupid. It say 7
Paychan:Don't have to be mean!
Lulu:Oh yeah and who's Alex?
Paychan:Alex is this girl who's being mean now!
Alex:Fuck you!
Paychan:nooo
Lulu:Stop being mean to Paychan Alex
Randa:-kicks door down-LULU!
Lulu:FUCK!
Paychan:Jesus!
Randa:HI!-looks at Sora and Riku- OMG!
SoraxRiku:What?
Randa:You guys gonna do it?-winks-
Lulu:I thought you guys were already having sex
SoraxRiku:Well we we are but we had to ask the other us how to use the remote but we're going now.
Paychan:Video camera!
Randa:Gonna make a fortune! Yes!
Paychan:Yeah
Lulu:I'm already rich but I guess it could be for my collection of yaoi
Shu-chan: Hi Lulu-chan!
Lulu:Shu-chan!-glomps-
Shu-chan:I LOVE YOU!
Lulu:I LOVE YOU TOO!
Shu-chan:YAY!Who's the blond and the brunette?
Lulu: Paychan and Randa say hi Paychan
Paychan:Hey Shu-chan
Shu-chan:OMG! He speaks!
Paychan:I'm trying not to for my concert,want a ticket?
Shu-chan:Yes please!
Paychan:Here you go.
Shu-chan:YUKI! We're going to a concert!
Yuki:What brat?
Shu-chan: Were going to a concert.
Yuki:No
Shu-chan:Please
Yuki:Come with me and I'll think about it-grabs Shuichi-
Shu-chan: -blushes- Ok Yuki
Lulu: -_-'
Paychan:Don't Hate!
Lulu:I'm not
Alex:DDR Time!
Sora:Paychan lets go to the mall!
Paychan: Lets go!
Randa:-yells after Paychan- NO! Don't Go! -cries-
Lulu:We could go with them
Randa:Only if we get to visit Wade,he's doing an autograph signing. OH and he's a lot better then Cena!
Bailey:Hell No! John Cena is the best you crazy crack whore!
Randa:Crack whore?
Bailey:Hell Yeah! John Cena is gonna be my husband!
Randa:How do you know? And I'm engaged to Wade! So HA!
Lulu:-_-'
Bailey:I'm engaged to John Cena that's how I know!
Finny:Who are these people?
Lulu:FINNY!-glomp-
Randa:Come on Lulu,lets go to the mall
Bailey:What about me?
Randa:John ain't gonna be there!
Bailey:What do you mean? I saw it said "John Cena at Mall 3:15 12/14 for autographs" SO HA!
Lulu:No that's next week Bailey,Wades coming to do autographs so you stay so I don't have to hold you from beating up Wade ok?
Paychan:Holy Shit when did you guys get here!
Lulu:Just now
Paychan:Fuuuck!
Alex:Watch your mouth bitch!
Paychan:Fuck you Alex!
Alex:Fuck you!
Paychan:Go dieeeee!
Alex:Go to your fag concert!
Paychan:Shut the fuck up!
Alex:No!
Lulu:Stop yelling shit!
Paychan:fine...
Alex:No!
Lulu:Shut the fuck up Alex!
Alex:Make me!
Lulu:I will!-starts to choke Alex-
Alex:-kicks Lulu-
Lulu:-stabs with sword-
Alex:-dodges pulls out zonpaktu-
Paychan:Where the hell-?
Lulu:Fire!-burns Alex-
Alex:Water shield!
Lulu:Blizzard!-freezes Alex
Alex:Fira!
Lulu:Reflect!
Alex:Blizzaga Shield!
Lulu:Dark aura!
Alex:Solar Beam!
Lulu:Thunderbolt!
Alex:Light screen
Lulu:Switch-Lulu becomes Shane-[3]
Shane:Hi Alex time to die! Death Beam!
Alex:Bullshit!-mirror force-
Shane:Dark Magic Attack!
Alex:Reflect!
Shane:Thunder!
Alex:Earth shield,followed by sword strike!
Shane:Dark Shield!
Alex:-vanishes from sight-
Shane:The hell...
Alex:-appears behind Shane stabbing through his heart-
Shane:You think you can kill me that easily think again!-turns in demon- Fire Style Fire Ball Jutsu
Alex:Water Shield!-Absorbs fire and turns into mist hiding Alex from sight- hehehe you'll never... Give up Shane...
Shane:Never!-vanishes from sight-
Alex:I live in the shadows. You can't hide from me!-stabs Shane in major organs and paralyzes Shane-
Randa:Whatever I'm gonna go find Wade before I become a witness to murder-walks off-
Shane:Hehehe you think that will work I will never die!
Alex:Your still paralyzed ass hat!-kicks in nuts-
Shane:-stabs Alex from behind in the throat-
Alex:hahaha you thought that was me? Look again! You just stabbed Sora!
Shane:You idiot that was anti Sora! Pay attention
Evan:Bind!-traps Shane and Alex-
Shane:The Fuck!
Alex:Like it fucking matters! And fuck you Evan!
Shane:Why are you here?
Evan:Sora told me you got in a fight...again
Shane:What? Damn it Sora!
Evan:What happened?
Alex:Ask bitchy Shane!
Paychan:Alex I swear to god cuss one more time!
Alex:Fuck
Paychan:-slaps the shit out of Alex-
Randa- Comes back with Wade- Wait why did I get your autograph? I'm engaged to you.-looks at Paychan and everyone else- You guys done fighting yet?/=
Shane:I don't know
Paychan:Shit! We have 2 minutes to get to the concert!
Shane:Well hurry up!
Paychan:We need some help to get there and be ready
Shane:Okay hold still-changes Paychan's outfit-Oh I picked a sexy outfit,I'm so proud of myself ready to go?
Paychan:Yeah but we need to set the everything up and get there in 1 minute!
Shane:Just leave everything to me and Evan.
Paychan:okay...
-Six flags music starts playing and everyone becomes chibis-
Shane:Well time to start
Paychan:See you after the show!
Randa:-_-
Wade:What the hell?
Paychan Is Everyone ready for the Purple Lilies!
(concert starts)
"Midnight escapade"starts
Meanwhile backstage
Shane:I didn't know Paychan could sing
Evan:Yeah he's really good at it
Alex:Holy fuck!The ass can sing!
-Wade gets tackled by Cena-
Randa:Fucking Hell!
-concert goes on-
Wade:-magically gets up and goes to Randa- I'll see you later- Disappears out of no where-
Alex:MOSH PIT!
Randa:-joins in mosh pit-
Shane: CIEL!
Ciel:What?
Shane:Come here!
Ciel:Yeah?
Shane:I love yo-what are you wearing
Ciel-...um
Shane:Nice french maid outfit Sebastian has nice taste
Ciel:-blushes-
Sebastian:Come Bocchan I'm not done with you yet
Ciel:-blushes- ok
Shane:Ah love guy love for that matter
-concert ends-
Paychan:Hey guys!
Shane:Omg Paychan that was amazing -glomps Paychan-
Paychan:haha thanks, did Alex eat some bad shrooms or something
Alex:-rolling on the ground drooling-
Shane:Maybe I didn't pay attention
Paychan:Shane your crushing me! I...Can't...Brrrreeeaattthhh!
Shane:Huh?OMG I'm sorry hun! -gets off Paychan-
Alex:Cookies!
Paychan:The hell Alex
Evan:Who knows -_-'
Paychan:So anyway,how'd you like the concert?
Alex:Zebasus!
Evan:The hell is a Zebasus?
Shane:It was amazing-sits on Evan's lap and cuddles onto his chest-
Paychan:Thanks! And I'm not sure... maybe Alex needs a hospital
Evan:She'll be fine-tightens grip on Shane-
Shane:Your so warm
Paychan:Oh shit... the moon's almost out. I gotta go guys.
Shane:mkay Paychan bye love you
Evan:Hey you only love me
Shane:I love all my friends
Alex:-laughs like an idiot-
Shane:I'm tired
Evan:Well you did use a lot of power
Shane:mhm...
Evan:Well its time to go to bed-grabs Shane-
Shane:-light snore-
Evan:-smirk -hehe- opens dark portal-
Sora:I'm glad he's happy
Riku:Yeah
Alex:Holy shit Paychan's frozen!
Riku:Should we take him home?
Sora:Yeah come on Alex
Alex:Let's take Paychan with us he isn't safe for fucksake
Sora:Alright-picks up Paychan- let's go
Riku:-opens dark portal-alright lets go
Sora:Ok -walks through dark with Paychan,Riku and Alex-
OK! there done with part 1 or chapter one whatever that took forever
Oh here's some explanations
[1]Ok so I made my version of some anime/video games characters thats what Sora meant
[2]What the remote does is that the seme can use it pick outfits,topping,bondage,and other stuff to use during sex with his uke that's why its called the sex remote
[3]Shane is my other half were the same person just im a girl and he's a boy so in mind reality I can switch bodies
ok so there you hoped you enjoyed this part you can review if you want =3 Oh! I'm sorry if there are mistakes in there..
TBC..