First off this is my first fanfic so please be nice Second this story is not really about KND i just had no where else to put it but please please please still read this story because it is really funny you will (hopfuly) not be disapointed!
The Tour
Narrator: Well,helllo ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the Stupidty4U news building, where all of your local news is first looked into with our fantastic little bunch of news crew. Hey look! You can see them through that tiny window there! Wave, ladies and gentlemen!
(Bored guests flop their hands unhappily)
Guest 1:Can we get on with the tour already?
Guest 2: Yeah... We're like, bored here.
Narrator: Sure! Just make sure you put these safety helmets on?
Guest 3: Why do we even need to put on a helmet in a NEWS building?
Guest 5: Mabey it's dangerous...
Guest 3's child: Mommy, I don't want to go in there! We might all blowed up!
(Guest 1,2,and 4 chuckle)
Guest 3: Hush up. This is a news building.
Narrator: I assure you that this building is 100% safe! It's because of the boss...
Narrator: Awyway, let's go on in!