I had the idea for this when I first saw the photo that is now my profile picture, hope you like it!
M=Me/Host To=Tohru K=Kyo Y=Kyo T=Tamaki Hi=Hikaru Ka=Karou Ha=Haruhi
I'm sitting in a lazyboy chair, there are two couches, one to my left and one to the right.
M-Hello and welcome to Host Basket and please welcome Kyo and Yuki Sohma!
Yuki and Kyo enter from the left and sit.
K- Why are we here again?
M- because- well just because
K- real nice answer
Y- Shut up you Stupid Cat, we should be lucky she invites us here
Yuki smiles at me but I'm not looking at him; I'm going through my cards.
M- Ya, sure thanks Yuki, whatever – I find the card I'm looking for- Ah, here it is,*Turn to camera* And please welcome our next guests, Karou and Hikaru Hatachiin, and Tamaki Souh.
Tamaki, Hikaru and Karou come on stage from the right, Tamaki sits the closest to me on the couch. He takes my hand in his and kisses it.
T- Hello Miss- I pull my hand away
M- Tamaki, go sit in front of Yuki
T- Oh, why (Puppy dog eyes)
M- Because you're a pain now go.
Tamaki sits at the end of couch sulking
Hi-Hey,
Ka- Where's Haruhi?
Y- Yes, and isn't Miss Honda usually with us?
M- they'll be out later
(GLOOM)
M- Do you want them to come out?
Ka- No,
Hi- duh
K- I agree with the dople gangers
M – alright- I speak into the head micro phone-
Tohru walks out of the left and Haruhi right. Tohru sits between the Sohma's and gets pulled between the Hatachiin's and Tamaki turns red then he stands up and kisses Tohru's hand.
T- hello Miss, you have the most lovely hair, I do enjoy the bows.
To- Oh, oh he- he- hello, me- my names T-Tohru Honda.
M- Tamaki, let go of Tohru, and lets get on with it.
K- is this another one of those interview shows, I thought you said-
Kyo's ears turn red
M- You can say it Kyo, everyone saw it, and I fired Jacob (The tech guy) yes, I did say they were too embarrassing, but this isn't a interview show, it's a 'similarity' show I guess you could call it. I'm going to tell you all who you are most like then I'll probably have to go to the hospital then you guys will go hang out and we'll send cameras with you.
Ka+Hi- Okay?
M- Okay, so I guess I'll start with Yuki, so you and Tamaki are most alike –Tamaki and Yuki stare at each other- let me explain it: Tamaki is 'the pricely type' he's handsome (or so they say) hit with all the ladies, (whisper) you both like the heroine, ya, but there's something you should know
Tamaki jumps up.
T- Yes! We will be the best of friends, I can see it now!
Tamaki grabs Yuki's arm and Yuki flips Tamaki over.
M- He's also very much like Aya.
Tamaki goes and sits in the corner emoly.
M_-I kind of expected that to happen so we just kind of stuck you with Karou, okay? Not really similar but ya, and Tamaki if I let you still go with them later will you get up and stop grumbling.
Tamaki shakes his head.
Ha- Senpai, just come sit down
He sits back down on the couch.
M- alright then, next Hikaru, (Laugh) and this one couldn't be more similar if you had the same name, Hikaru- Kyo.
K+Hi- WHAT~!
M- (Smirk) You both are head strong and can't manage your own feelings-
K+Hi- HEY!
M- (Whisper) And you also like the heroine. See?
K- Damn.
M- And last but not least Haruhi, this is Tohru Honda , you are both the heroine, once you start something you finish it, and you both have secrets you have to keep.
Ka+Hi- So what now?
M- now I send you off to hang out and stuff and Ty will follow you around and tape it.
Ha- Alright, come on Senpai,
M- ya, and don't worry about Yuki he's not worth it
K- Not at all
Y- then why are you always fighting me you Stupid Cat?
K- Shut up, I'm leaving!
Kyo storms off with Tohru, Yuki sighs and follows them
M- okay you guys can go to, there's a car outside waiting to bring you all to some restaurant
Everyone leaves, thenBLACK
The next chapter will be them hanging out and I promise no ones blood will be spilt, maybe. Remember the Review button loves you!